Pilot's Lounge
Khadgar: I've gathered the entire Aggressor Strike Force to ask what they think about Vanguard COM.
*Khadgar holds up a microphone to a picture of Aggressor Strike Force personnel.*
Khadgar: Well, not much.
Khadgar: Ender, you've held a number of positions in the Aggressor Strike Force. What was your most memorable?
Ender mBind: Oh, I'd have to say, Krayt Squadron Flight Leader!
*Ender laughs and slams the door to his office.*
Khadgar: Why do you want to be the next Vanguard Commodore?
Applicant #1: Well, I'd like to grow personally and professionally, yeah!
Khadgar: Next!
Khadgar: Why do you want to be the next Vanguard Commodore?
Applicant #2: Because I think Khadgar is a bona fide genius!
*Khadgar smiles thoughtfully.*
Guard: Next!
*Khadgar puts on a hurt look.*
Khadgar: Why do you want to be the next Vanguard Commodore?
Applicant #3: Because I think George Lucas is a bona fide genius!
Khadgar: Security!
Letters from the Cardinal...
With all the new counterfeit money measures, the Operations Office advises the following are signs of counterfeit medals:
1. "Awarded for cunning at the Battle of Endor."
2. "Awarded for consistency at the Battle of Yavin."
3. Sometimes they're actually tin foil wrapped chocolates.
4. The medal has a picture of Mon Mothma on it.
5. "Accuracy citation awarded to the Stormtrooper Legion."
6. "For superior Death Star design."
News
- Vanguard COM is now open. See ehtiecorps.org for details.
- Mission creators are needed. Again, see ehtiecorps.org for details.
- New battles were released.
- The Fleet Manual was updated.
- Ender is running a "Craft Essay Competition". I dare someone to submit a TUG entry.
War Room
"War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory." - Georges Clemenceau
Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net.
Description: Big old wargame with the entire TIE Corps involved.
BGCOM's Legate
Deadline: Monthly.
Description: Titles for the top three pilots in the ASF each month. An IS-GW and the title of "BGCOM's Legate" for the winner.
Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403.
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
Recruitment Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1461.
Description: Recruit RSVists and help CTs train to help the ASF! Do it for the Flight! Do it for the Squadron! Do it for the Wing! Do it for the ship! Do it for the division! Do it for the club! Do it for your loved ones! Do it for the Emperor! Do it for the Fleet Commander! Do it for Vader! Whatever helps, really.
Battlegroup Commander's Office
Just some comments about the two sorts of people I've requested E-Mail me:
Vanguard COM applicants - I've gotten quite a few applications. I'm not sure when I'm going to finalize things exactly, but get your applications in quickly if you're interested.
Mission creators - I have a "plot-driven" competition in mind (that should make the TO happy, at least for a few minutes). The problem is, it wouldn't really make sense to have a plot-driven competition and have battles that don't follow the plot. Follow me so far? Well, it comes out of this that I need some mission creators for TIE, XWA and XvT to make this thing work. Please get in touch with me if you have the skill and motivation for this task.
Picture of the Week
Aggressor Strike Force
ISD Grey Wolf - 42
ISD Intrepid - 36
ISD Vanguard - 49
ISD Predator - 42
Avenger Squadron - 7
In the service of tin foil wrapped chocolates,
Admiral Khadgar
Aggressor Strike Force Battlegroup Commander
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