Pilot's Lounge
[On the supposed disbanding of the Grey Wolf Monks...]
Yoda: Commodore Gilad, what an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence.
Gilad: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
Yoda: I assure you, Commodore, the monks are disbanding as fast as they can.
Gilad: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Yoda: I tell you, the monks will be disbanded as planned.
Gilad: The Flight Officer does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Yoda: But he asks the impossible. The monks stick together!
Gilad: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Yoda: The Flight Officer's coming here?
Gilad: That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Yoda: We shall double our efforts!
Gilad: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Flight Officer is not as forgiving as I am.
Later...
Gilad: The monks will be disbanded on schedule.
Cyric: You have done well, Commodore, but I sense you wish them demoted as well.
Gilad: Yes, Flight Officer.
Cyric: Very well, rise as Lieutentants!
Cyric: Other than you, Yoda, you may have the special honor of...
Cyric: Sub-Lieutenant!
Letters from the Cardinal...
George Lucas Presents:
Episode III: The Musical.
[In the Senate]
Palpatine: Now, a new Empire, I shall form!
Mon Mothma: I warn you, we'll cause a storm!
Palpatine: The Republic is vile and corrupt.
Palpatine: Lies, bribery, this we must disrupt!
Palpatine: When the circumstances are this dire...
Palpatine: There is only one hope, the Empire!
Palpatine: Bureaucrats constantly plot and aspire.
Palpatine: Our answer? The Empire!
Palpatine: My clone armies at the ready, corruption shall expire!
Palpatine: For none can stop the Empire!
Mon Mothma: This Palpatine, shall not stand!
Mon Mothma: Myself and others will form a band!
Mon Mothma: Only we can stop this new cartel!
Various Senators: To arms, we must rebel!
Mon Mothma: Palpatine has cast an evil spell!
Various Senators: To arms, we must rebel!
Mon Mothma: Freedom is what Palpatine seeks to quell!
Various Senators: To arms, we must rebel!
Mon Mothma: We must depart to a new secret base.
Various Senators: It shall be deep in space!
[Near a Lava Pit]
Anakin: Ah, my old master!
Obi-Wan: I am still stronger, faster!
Anakin: You'll die, you weak fool!
Obi-Wan: You've gone to the Dark Side, you're cruel!
Anakin: Yes, the Dark Side!
Anakin: It is a powerful guide!
Anakin: The Dark Side!
Anakin: The weak Jedi can't hide!
Anakin: The Dark Side!
Anakin: Now, master, it's time you died!
Obi-Wan: The Jedi will not feel your evil wrath.
Obi-Wan: Because you'll be taking a lava bath!
Anakin: I shall become the man in black!
Anakin: Obi-Wan, I'll be on your track!
Anakin: There are many skills the Jedi lack!
Anakin: None shall stop my final attack!
Palpatine: Excellent, my apprentice, the Jedi will crack!
News
- The battle for decent run-on posting rages on in Operation: Sledgehammer.
- Special congratulations to LCM Predator, who has shown the ASF how IS-GWs are won at WoWs. :P
- Avenger CMDR Dax Corrin has retired to pursue bat hunt-er-other endeavors. Applications are being taken, and I'll be having some requirements posted soon. Thanks to Dax for all his work in the Squadron!
- Congratulations to WC Gidda on getting the prestigous rank of General!
- For help with EHBL errors - http://ortho.minos.net
- A new resource is now open for current and potential WCs. This come in the form of a WC IWATS course, which includes a bunch of material from former FO Kyle "Cadets are our friends" Kessler. Once again, this can be found at your one stop fits all IWATS location - http://to.minos.net/trillian
War Room
Operation: Sledgehammer
Deadline: April 9th, 2004!
URL: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=1439.
Description: Hammer's Fist competition that the ASF was invited to participate in.
Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403.
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
Battlegroup Commander's Office
[Broken record starts up...]
Participate in Sledgehammer...
Run-on posts, fictions, graphics...
Participate in Sledgehammer...
Run-on posts, fictions, graphics...
Participate in Sledgehammer...
Run-on posts, fictions, graphics...
[Record player gives a satisfied whir and shuts down.]
I've been pleased of late with some recruitment efforts of late.
Obviously it is critical to get new (or old?) pilots into the ASF to continue the BG.
This week we can all look up to Predator for his fancy Multiplayer flying.
There are certainly more Multiplayer [and other sorts of] medals and competitions to come!
That's all this week for the satire! (Other than the last two items)
All in the service of the Empire!
Picture of the Week
Aggressor Strike Force
ISD Grey Wolf - 54
ISD Intrepid - 39
ISD Vanguard - 40
Avenger Squadron - 4
In the service of that last hope, The Empire! *Dances*,
Vice Admiral Khadgar
Aggressor Strike Force Battlegroup Commander
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