SSSD Sovereign Report # 143 (2004-09-09)

This report was submitted by AD Proton


COM/AD Proton reporting for the Emperor's Hammer flagship, the SSSD Sovereign, on 9-9-04:

SOVEREIGN LEAGUE

-- The COM's office has dispatched several squadrons of Imperial stormtroopers to locate and detain the coordinators of the Sovereign League divisions, so we can get the Finals under way. I will do my best to keep everyone posted, and I appreciate your patience.

Here are the pairings:

TIE:
Omega Squadron vs. Praetorian Squadron for first place.
Sin Squadron vs. Kappa Squadron for third place.

XWA:
Praetorian Squadron vs. Omega Squadron for first place.
Hunter Squadron already has secured third place.

XvT:
Praetorian Squadron vs. Hunter Squadron for first place.
Due to a file submission matter the judges are looking into, Phoenix, Epsilon and possibly Krayt squadrons remain in consideration for a possible playoff for third place.

SOVEREIGN BATTLE OF THE MONTH

-- It's back! The Sovereign Battle of the Month, due Oct. 7:

TIE-TC Battle 215: Colon Wars
XvT-TC Battle 100: Wing X: The Challenge
XWA-TC Battle 38: Wing XI: Human Behavior

SOVEREIGN AND FLEET NEWS AND NOTES

-- Imperial Storm V has begun. CM Sandor Clegane and MAJ Aft Skylek are fleet commanders on the Sov staff and I am the task force admiral. We have no other staff members at this point. Operations began today.

-- TIE Corps Summer Patrol by GN Stele is in Week 7.

-- Commendations of Loyalty! Here are the flagship's winners:
SSSD Sovereign
GN Stele Pellaeon (3448)
GN Brian (413)

Wing I
CM Conker (7697)
CM Brin Chaser (10854)
LT Firzam Coldsteel (11074)

Wing II
CM Shayn (11055)
LCM Shinobi (11064)
LCM Brukhar (11259)

Wing VII
LC Guthwulf (273)
COL Nurel Turr (2375)
CM Sandor Clegane (5985)

-- Congratulations to COL Nurel Turr, new WC of Wing VII! Many thanks to the former WC, LC Guthwulf, who transferred to an Aurora FM position.

-- Reminding, as an incentive for Sovereign pilots to get involved in IA, I am opening a screenshot contest. Send me a screenshot of your experience inside IA and you could win an IS-GR. Deadline is Sept. 30.
For this and more information about IA, check the IA message board:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=122

-- I have changed my e-mail address to hullbreach@gmail.com. Cantina Comments this week is abbreviated because I am no longer receiving mail from the wings I and II lists. Admins, I guess you can invite me back onto those lists if you would like.

-- Jump to Lightspeed has gone to beta. GN Compton and VA Ky Terrak are in the beta group, and hopefully some other EHers will get in. Cyric, Compy, Ky and I are working on a plan to integrate JTL flight operations into the TC. If anyone has any ideas about this, I would appreciate your sending them in to me asap!

FORCE STRENGTH

-- Welcome these new or returning pilots:
None this week.

SSSD Sovereign [93]

Wing I [31]
Wing II [27]
Wing VII [34]

Omega [7]

SHIP COMMUNICATIONS

IRC channel: #SSSD_Sovereign
Message board:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=19
The SSSD Sovereign Cantina Song:
http://www.minos.net/~proton/drink.html
Yahoo Group:
sssd_sov@yahoogroups.com

CANTINA COMMENTS

"Thanks Gen! Hope all is well over in Omega! Is it true what they
say about Omega? The women are better? :P " -COL Turr

"What women?" -COL Gen (I think they're too drunk to care...) Es'mith

"Ah! So it appears my monoply of having the best women is still intact. :P" -COL Turr

"Turr? WC?
*faints*
Oh Crap... There goes wing VII..." -SL Hirikka

"I liked the "Old Deal" more. It involved less discussion regarding flatulence." -CM Brin "It wasn't me!" Chaser

"/me sends his squad out to apprehend brin "windy trousers" chaser." -
CM/KP. Conker "YOU STUNK UP MY OFFICE!" Blackwood

"Now why on Eos would I want to hang around anywhere near your office?" CM Brin Chaser

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COM-PROF/AD Proton/SSSD Sovereign
IC/SSx4/BSx2/PC/ISMx2/IS-1BW-1SW-1sr-1GW/CoLx4/OV-4E [CNTR] {IWATS-FLA-RT-SM/2-TM}

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