SOVEREIGN LEAGUE
-- The 2004 Sovereign Squadron League quarterfinals are under way! Deadline for this round is Friday, June 25.
Here are the details, by division:
TIE Fighter Division (COL Todbringer, todbringer@poczta.onet.pl)
Omega Squadron (1st) vs. Sigma Squadron (8th)
Psi Squadron (4th) vs. Sin Squadron (5th)
Kappa Squadron (2nd) vs. Epsilon Squadron (7th)
Rat Pack (3rd) vs. Praetorian Squadron (6th)
Assignment: TIE-TC #214 - "The Virus".
X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter Division (MAJ Kayle, kai.boecher@sbg.at)
Praetorian Squadron (1st) vs. Sigma Squadron (8th)
Phoenix Squadron (4th) vs. Iota Squadron (5th)
Hunter Squadron (2nd) vs. Trainer Squadron (7th)
Krayt Squadron (3rd) vs. Epsilon Squadron (6th)
Assignment: XvT-TC #81 - "Free Pizza Dinner".
X-Wing Alliance Division (MAJ Artyis, artyis@cdaction.pl)
Praetorian Squadron (1st) vs. Inferno Squadron (8th)
Krayt Squadron (4th) vs Typhoon Squadron (5th)
Omega Squadron (2nd) vs. Psi Squadron (7th)
Hunter Squadron (3rd) vs. Epsilon Squadron (6th)
Assignment: XWA-DB #5 - "Dark Brotherhood Vendetta".
As COL Todbringer has reminded us: If you don't see your Squadron on the list above, you can still participate
as an individual Pilot. There are still plenty of individual rewards -- including the one for taking 1st place in the entire competition! - to be given!
SOVEREIGN AND FLEET NEWS AND NOTES
-- There might be a major comp soon between Wing II and an ATF wing. Watch GN Stele's reports for details. Wings I and VII, what are you guys up to in the comp arena? Let us know.
-- The bulk of the medals and flight credits have been restored into the new TIE Corps database. If you're still missing medals etc., please follow up with your CMDR>WC>COM. We will get them restored.
-- I have to regrade all Squadron Management 3 tests from January-April. My apologies to affected pilots for not getting this done sooner. I intend to tackle it asap.
-- A different take on SWG:
http://shabitz.com/videos/Ice_Man[1].wmv
-- Mission Creation Wars
14:43 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
Tactical Office is proud to announce you, another great competition, Mission Creation Wars. Competition starts June 1st, so I will quickly remind you about it.
Rules:
First phase - groups. They all get plotlines and create battles. Best battles win and they proceed. Next round is cup style and there can be only one :)
Awards:
GS, SS, BS - yes, you can win it. + MoTs and CoSs. So that's something worth fighting for.
Applications:
Send them to me and cc my CA:TAC.
FORCE STRENGTH
-- Welcome these new or returning pilots:
FM/LT Giovanni Palermo/Sigma 1-3
FM/SL Avatar/Rho 1-2
SSSD Sovereign [100]
Wing I [30]
Wing II [31]
Wing VII [38]
Omega [6]
SHIP COMMUNICATIONS
IRC channel: #SSSD_Sovereign
Message board:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=19
The SSSD Sovereign Cantina Song:
http://www.minos.net/~proton/drink.html
Yahoo Group:
sssd_sov@yahoogroups.com
CANTINA COMMENTS
"Holy crap!! MY quotes make up about 1/4th of the Cantina Comments for this report?? Communication IS down!!
Start talking or me and Proton starts shooting!!" -AD Joe
"Holy crap man, we're slacking off here! That's got to be the shortest cantina comments I've ever witnessed! *shudders* It's so terrible." -LC Argon
"/me picks up argons slack, takes a bottle of "bantha drool" vidka from the ppb, and breaks it over protons head." -CM/DJK."Running for his life"Conker
"*wakes up*
Good morning
*falls asleep* " -CM Hobbie
"nah, it's not slacking off it's called using the sunshine to its best advantage while you still can enjoy it.
hummm actually slacking off sounds better, specially from the white look of some of these wings. :) "-COL Jon
"I've heard complaints from the sssd_sov list the Cantina Comments are too short this time around. Weird." -GN Brian
"Lol, we're not spamming, we're only sending you dozens of unwanted messages:P " -Wolvie
"Mickk.. if you weren't male I would marry you..." -CM Tim
"I should note that Artyis has shown considerable activity as of late. I smell a promotion soon, I think. Or maybe that's just the reek of alcohol and unwashed uniforms?" -GN Brian
"LCM Shinobi 3497 13608 Today "last night i was playing with Stele :P" -COL Jon
"Sounds like someone is jealous. :) " -LC Tempest
".. die :P
/me cuts Jon to pieces" -LCM "nasty pervy Jon" Shinobi
"Im jealous I can tell you that... But then again, Shin and I had the channel to ourselves when there was a netsplit........ :P " -CM Tim
"bah, have you not seen the quote of me and Stele yet? I've nothing to be jealous of :P
Shins just a lucky Guy :P
*begins to get even more worried about the WC* " -COL Jon
"Wow, at this rate I should be able to make MISS EH. =P " -GN Stele Pellaeon
"[00:31] * Jay-Dee Dominates Ninj
[00:31]
[00:32]
[00:32]
do I have to say more?? =P " -CM Zeth
"Airlock quote of today
LC Michael Emrys 328 3217 1 day ago "heh, I'll have to have a play with it later" -COL Jon
"*sigh*
Never thought I would live long enough to see a transgender WC, on my own ship even ;) " -AD Proton
"Yeah, Stele, you'd better stay the heck away from my sickbay. Whenever one of my patients gets hurt, I have to fill
out one of those forms, you know. And I'd have to put a big fat "?" on the line near the top that says:
SEX: ____
M - MALE F - FEMALE D - DROID
Please seek surgery outside of the EH FMC ASAP, and if anybody so much as threatens General Pallaeon until
then:
YOU WILL RECIEVE THAT FIRST QUESTION MARK!!! " -Doctor Chris
"I fully expect to be drunk tomorrow (Friday) night and a good part of Saturday for my birthday, so I don't expect to get any EH stuff done then..." -GN Brian
"*gasp* You have a computer with wings? :-P " -MAJ Jonathan
"/me quietly decends form the ventlation system, shooting LS&D with tranq darts and sets to word freeing argon.." -CMN/DJK."no idea what hes doing" Conker
"*Meanwhile, I start drinking a bottle of vodka, and cackle in an evil manner. I then head for the bridge, and hijack the the ship* " -LCM Colin "I am not a terrorist" Graves
"Hey Commander Conker, while you were having fun in the ventilation system, I was following some strange readings in Beta's hangar bay, more precisely in your TIE Defender.... then I looked at it more closely....
That's when I found socktroopers growing inside the Ion Core of your fighter....
Sorry, but I have to inform you about this..." -LT Firzam "We have to do something about it" Coldsteel
"Wait wait wait, I have just the perfect thing here... *rummages in the old QotW archives*... Ahh! Here it is!
"A paperclip! My kingdom for a paperclip!"
*shoves it up D's nose and runs back to studying* " -LC Freelancer
..."Kingdom" "colon".. whatever the original quote was...
"Meanwhile...
Onboard the Sovereign, Brin runs down the exhaustive preparation checklist for Kahooli's arrival...
1) Beer... Check
2) Beer... Check
3) Beer.... Check
4) Peanuts-*scribble* Beer... Check
5)..." -CM Brin "This thing's longer than my preflight!" Chaser
"General over my dead body Turry, you're lucky you made Colonel :P " -VA Reaps
"Indeed, Happy Birthday!! Our little Brian is growing up...! >:P
And what do you mean good luck on getting drunk!?!? He's from OMEGA! He *wakes up* Drunk!!" -AD Joe
"How about 'good luck on getting even more drunk for it won't be an easy task believe you me, one of these impossible ones you know', then? ;) " -MAJ Artyis
"Instant!?
I'd rather kiss a wookie." -Doctor Chris
"Only in Wing II would a topic suddenly change to pudding. =P " -GN Stele Pellaeon
"*squeak*
Negative, no time to fly it yet. Birthday celebrations all weekend.
/me pats empty space where his liver once resided so many moons ago" -GN Brian
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