Vice Admiral Frodo March reporting for the ISD-II Intrepid on 04/04/04 #41
Commodore’s Opening Words
Hihi! What a fantastic coincidence, the 41st report is written on the 4th day of the 4th month of the 4th year of the new millenium :P ...Who cares? Me...I have nothing better to do :P
Anywayz, sit back and relax cuz its time for yet another report! This week was full of ups and downs, I can honestly say that I missed most of it...and there where no downs.
Congradulations to LCM Predator!! He won 3rd place overall at the XWA WoW with 60 Victories and was awarded the LoCx120 by the COO!!! Try and tell the Intrepid they don't MP now :P We're imensely proud of you Predator, and for this great performance I name you COM protector for yet another two months! (Since we always knew that COM protector was linked to MP/WoW performances) Congradulations!!!!
This week our numbers remained stable...I don't like the word Stable...Recruit some newbies...we need some new SLs...and we need some vets that want to come back from the RSVs. And no, by Vet, I don't mean veteranarian...I mean Veteran...Just thought I'd clear that up... *Shifty Eyez*
This week I was proud to see that my month long labor to get Gidda promoted finally proved worthy since now we can look forward to having GN Gidda as our WC upon his return, schedualed for wednesday the 7th of april...*Crosses his fingers.
With LCM Predator's recent WoW victories our former Ship CR rank leader MAJ Micheal has been surpass, LCM Predator is now the top CR rank holder on the ship with 210 CR points! Congrats on that too Pred! :D
I've looked at the poll about comps...alot of good Ideas were assessed and I decided to make 3 comps, one small GFX, one "Beat the COM at SP" and one CR/FCHG race! I will write these up right after I send this...so you can expect these comps to start next week!
Oh...and I'm rather late with this, but since we lost the SC...:
Mr. BGCOM, GET OFF MY SHIP! :P
Emperor’s Hammer/Tie Corps News
EHBL technical support
11:22 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
It seems some people still have EHBL related problems. For all of those who would like them solved, our very own CA:IO Robert Dura, created EHBL bug tracker, our technical support. Go and see this link and post any EHBL related problems you encounter. We will try to help ASAP.
11:22 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
It seems some people still have EHBL related problems. For all of those who would like them solved, our very own CA:IO Robert Dura, created EHBL bug tracker, our technical support. Go and see this link and post any EHBL related problems you encounter. We will try to help ASAP.
Wing Management Course
11:10 - FA Keldorn Cochrane [keldorn@btopenworld.com]
Ladies and Gentleman of the TIE Corps. Following in the steps of Squadron Management, today we launch the new Wing Management IWATS course.
11:10 - FA Keldorn Cochrane [keldorn@btopenworld.com]
Ladies and Gentleman of the TIE Corps. Following in the steps of Squadron Management, today we launch the new Wing Management IWATS course.
This course has been compiled by AD Mell Kerrigan - based on materials from FA Kessler and others - and is intended to provide a benchmark introduction to the position of Wing Commander.
The course may be found here!
ASF News
-XWA WoW finished! Pred wins 3rd overall!
Ship news
-Get some new pilots!
-WC return imminent :P
-3 new comps to come!
-Its snowing >:-P
Pilot Awards/Reconition
LoCx120 to LCM Predator!
IS-GW to LCM Predator!
DFCx2 to LCM Predator!
IS-SW to LC CrimsonFury!
Ship Status
The ISD-II Intrepid remains stable on 39! Nobody left...nobody joined...nobody gets hurt :P
Full Squadrons: 0
HOW TO GET PROMOTED TO LT:
1. Fly any official EH missions or battles at the EH mission compendium
2. Participate at any TO approved Squad/Wing/Ship/BG/Fleet comp!
3. Create an Imperial Navy Personal record (INPR) in your admin menu!
4. Create an official EH mission or battle (Can take a loooong time)
5. Helping your CMDR with the Squadron webpage, or creating one.
1. Fly any official EH missions or battles at the EH mission compendium
2. Participate at any TO approved Squad/Wing/Ship/BG/Fleet comp!
3. Create an Imperial Navy Personal record (INPR) in your admin menu!
4. Create an official EH mission or battle (Can take a loooong time)
5. Helping your CMDR with the Squadron webpage, or creating one.
Those are the five main ways to get promoted to LT! You guys should be aiming for at LEAST reaching LT :P
Quote of the week
<LCJustin> Last time i had to eat the time before that HW :P
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> HW?
<Frothy> High Wire?
<LCJustin> homework :P
<Frothy> HouseWife?:P
<Frothy> Ho...ho...homework?
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> Whats that?
<LCJustin> yes, housewife
<Frothy> ...Is that the stuff the teacher tells you to do...that nobody does? :P
<LCJustin> foreget Homework, it was housewife
<Frothy> Word!
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> The sad part is that this will prolly end up as QoTW :P
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> HW?
<Frothy> High Wire?
<LCJustin> homework :P
<Frothy> HouseWife?:P
<Frothy> Ho...ho...homework?
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> Whats that?
<LCJustin> yes, housewife
<Frothy> ...Is that the stuff the teacher tells you to do...that nobody does? :P
<LCJustin> foreget Homework, it was housewife
<Frothy> Word!
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> The sad part is that this will prolly end up as QoTW :P
Yes...quite sad...
Hints and Tips from the Short Commodore!
What is the meaning of life? To destroy the planet and be a source of amusement for the super aliens who created us!
Now whats the meaning of their lives?
Its hard to get fired...every time I say something argumentative or stupid nobody freaks out anymore :P Not like I want...to..get...fired...
I wonder if the COO will ever award double LoCs for a WoW again...
When you get new bedsheats...remember to mention it in various conversations with women and invite them to come try them out.
A slap in the face hurts for 2 minutes...the laughter last a century...
The Square root of Pi is 1.7073425601846018376489036143809168437
Competitions
3 new ones to come!
Finishing words
And so ends another ISD-II Intrepid report! Many more to follow of course, but its time that we started getting a larger audience for these masterpieces...by that I mean: RECRUIT! Get some more pilots that we can mold into our own images...hehe...
Oh, and remember...nobody needs another DUI...I just thought that was aproriate...Next report is the fancy easter edition! Lets see what that cooky COM can think up for that :P
Good luck! And go Recruit!
<salute>
COM/VA Frodo March/ISD Intrepid “Frothy”
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