ISDII Intrepid Report # 40 (2004-03-28)

This report was submitted by VA Frodo March


Vice Admiral Frodo March reporting for the ISD-II Intrepid on 03/28/04 #40
 

Commodore’s Opening Words
 
Hello Everybody! Its time for yet another hilarious edition of the ever so weekly chronic ISD-II Intrepid reports! And yepedudaday, we're up to #40...which means that I've officially turned senile...
 
Anywayz, I havn't heard from Gidda since...thursday! Where he told me that he should be back soon, real soon...be back soon...COME BACK GIDDA! ...errr...Yeah, so our WC shall return momentarily.
 
We've thought up a few comps this week...I dunno which one you guys want to do for April, so I made a poll on the Message Boards so go to: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=1723 so I can impose comps on you guys next week!!
 
Right...this week has some more meds...by meds I mean medals...and...yeah...ITS REPORT #40!...I now realize that that paragraph was completely incoherent...I wish I knew what Incoherent means...and that I knew how to spell it...
 
A small reminder to our top notch CMDRs that reports are due on Fridays...I actually kept track of it this week and noticed that they indeed weren't all in on Friday but one...I think...anywayz, you're usually late, so fix it :P
 
Oh, and another note to CMDRs, MSEs are due in...3 dayz! So get to work on those so we can get spiffy awards out ASAP, make sure you send it to Gidda aswell...hopefully he'll be back by then :P
 

Emperor’s Hammer/Tie Corps News
 
Competition Consultancy
06:03 - FA Keldorn Cochrane [keldorn@btopenworld.com]
The Training Office has launched a new service open to all members of the Emperor's Hammer (although specifically aimed at Squadron Commanders and Flag Officers in the TC): Competition Consultancy.
In his capacity as a TOA, Admiral Darksaber is willing to work with any Officer in the discussion of competition ideas and in the organisation of said competitions. Interested Officers need but e-mail him at darksaber@minos.net.
    
Unit/Squadron Patches Requested
05:08 - AD Ender mBind [mindb_ender@hotmail.com]
For Imperial Alliance, the game we are working on, we need graphics of your unit and squadron patches. These you will then be able to use in-game. The graphics requirements are:
Graphics need to be 2d (front view, not under an angle)
preferably 128x128 or larger. (can be smaller, but then it will be displayed smaller as well)
Any graphics file format.
Approved by either OPS or the unit commanding officer.
Currently we already have old patches of the ASF, Butcher, Cobra, Copperhead, Dagger, Fury, the ISD Intrepid, the ISD Vanguard, Kappa, Krayt, Mantis, Psi, Python, Scorpion, Spectre, the SSD Avenger, Storm, Tartarus, Theta, Valkyrie and Wasp.
If you don't want your own unit or squad to be left out, or think you have a newer graphic then already used - send your graphics to The Science Office (DCC also accepted.)
    
Bug Fix for XvTDB11
21:23 - VA Styles [stelerain@comcast.net]
Bug fix done by LC Choosh and can be downloaded from here http://www.ehnet.stnet.pl/XvTDB11.ehm only for the next 24-48 hours. I can't update the other sites yet. I wanted to get this out ASAP. Happy flying.
     
COO Ladder Systems
16:12 - VA Khameir Sarin [khameir_sarin@yahoo.com]
The Combat Operations Office has released the Multi Subgroup Ladder System. This website allows any members of the EH to create and organize a multiplayer ladder competition. Any Flags interested in using the system can contact me to get started. You can find the website at http://ladders.minos.net. Have fun!



ASF News
 
-Ok..now we officially lost the SC...luckily I prepared you all mentally...
-Go check out ASF chronicles! http://www.chronicles.minos.net/
 
 
Ship news
 
-Bye bye Airyu!
-WC return imminent :P
-Snow'z Gawn!!!
 
 
Pilot Awards/Reconition
 
ISM to COL Plif!
BS to CM Arid Foxtrot!
CoB to LT Sly!
ISM to LC CrimsonFury! (another website for another squad! XIV powah!)
IS-SR to CM Ace!
CoB to LCM Cutter!!
IS-GW to COL Gidda!!
IS-SW to MAJ Zhaim Jiffar!
IS-GW to MAJ Zhaim Jiffar!
IS-BW to MAJ Daisuke Airyu!
 
Congradumalations!!
 

Ship Status
 
The ISD-II Intrepid goes -1 to 39...A big goodbye to MAJ Daisuke Airyu...whom I learned to spell his name right despite my utter hatred for words with more then 2 vowels in them...
 
Full Squadrons: 0
 
 
HOW TO GET PROMOTED TO LT:
1. Fly any official EH missions or battles at the EH mission compendium
2. Participate at any TO approved Squad/Wing/Ship/BG/Fleet comp!
3. Create an Imperial Navy Personal record (INPR) in your admin menu!
4. Create an official EH mission or battle (Can take a loooong time)
5. Helping your CMDR with the Squadron webpage, or creating one.
 
Those are the five main ways to get promoted to LT! You guys should be aiming for at LEAST reaching LT :P
 

Quote of the week
 
<Frothy> 85...is pretty fat :P
<SAvageAz> IM IN SHAPE!
<Frothy> Yes...all that flying
<SAvageAz> ROUNDS A SHAPE!
 
Hints and Tips from the Short Commodore!
 
Its become aparent that this section of the report never really helps anybody...its just somewhere where I can just type about my random thoughts and hopefully make you all laugh...Yay!
 
I've noticed that when there's not alot of TC news...my reports get smaller :P
 
...Have you noticed your left hand makes an L...but your right one doesn't?
 
I like how ppl diss the EHBL...that way they stop dissing my battles as much...seriously! I actually have 5s now :P
 
And my last incoherent thought of the week: ...why am I so irrisistable!?
 

Competitions
 
Nothing yet...GO VOTE!!!
 
 
Finishing words
 
Well...I'm feeling senile...you have no idea how lucky you guyz are to have a senile COM!!! All the fun on the horizon is just amazing! Yay!
 
Laaaaaid back, wit my mind on my money and my money on my mind!
 
Now go RECRUIT!
 
 
<salute>
 
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