COM/AD Proton reporting for the SSSD Sovereign, flagship of the Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet.
SOVEREIGN AND FLEET NEWS AND NOTES
-- Playoff seedings are at stake! The Sovereign Squadron League round 8 is in progress. Deadline: July 5. Assignments are XvT-FREE 90, TIE-FREE 218 and XWA-FREE 55.
-- Alongside the playoffs, there will be an SSL graphics competition. Watch for the announcement in the following week.
-- GN Stele Pellaeon's General's Summer Patrol comp is under way. Details at:
http://users.pandora.be/dweezil/patrol/
-- EH message boards can be found here while minos.net is down:
http://theholo.net/mb/
-- Rat Pack vs. Wing V CMDRs. Two Rats flew (Sasquatch and me). We're still waiting for Wing V CMDRs' results.
-- From HA Priyum: The Flight Office is in need of TWO new banners, one general banner for the front page and a second to replace the ageing link banner (aww). The main banner can be of any size (within reason) and the link banner should be ideally 400x50 pixels. Format must be gif, jpeg, psp or bmp and should be sent zipped to spellfire@btinternet.com by Sunday 6th July at the latest.
The creator of the winning entry of each banner type will receive an Iron Star w/ Gold Ribbon. An IS-SR will go to second, and an IS-BR will go to 3rd and 4th places.
-- LC Thorn runs a Wing III Commander's Protector comp. Winner of monthly contest gets to be the WC's wingman. Sometimes it will be an FCHG race, other months it will be a highest-score event.
-- Nun vs. Sadhe FCHG race.
-- GN Compton of Omega Squadron is a beta tester for Star Wars Galaxies and is doing all sorts of things to help the EH get started in becoming the dominant Imperial faction in SWG.
-- COL Philo, formerly Yod CMDR, is the new CA:TAC. Congrats to Philo.
FORCE STRENGTH
-- Give a big Sovereign welcome to these new or returning pilots:
FM/LCM Zekk Thyne/Daleth 2-2
SSSD Sovereign [161]
Wing I [29]
Wing II [34]
Wing III [33]
Wing IV [44]
Wing V [20]
Omega [10]
SHIP COMPETITIONS
-- Sovereign Ace Multiplayer Competition, Each Tuesday at 13:30 - 17:00 EST.
-- Sovereign Nighthawk Multiplayer Competition, each Friday night in
#ehcoc on IRC, 3 to 6 p.m. eastern time.
-- Sovereign Squadron League, round 8 under way. Pilots, fly free missions TIE-Free 218, XvT-Free 90, and XWA-Free 55 and send the pilot file(s) to your CMDR by July 4.
SHIP COMMUNICATIONS
IRC channel: #SSSD_Sovereign
Message board:
http://boards.minos.net
The SSSD Sovereign Cantina Song:
http://www.minos.net/~proton/drink.html
TRASH TALK OF THE WEEK
"Wing IV wins by default, as the Rat Pack scores were apparently so small that they blew off of LC Mike’s desk. :P" -COL Philo
COMMAND RANT OF THE WEEK
"The rest of you is lazy." -CPT Kller
CANTINA COMMENTS
"So, Mon Mothma was a cheap hooker or just a nymphomaniac. Interesting ;) " -AD Proton
"NEWSFLASH: MON MOTHMA - CHEAP HOOKER or NYMPHO?
CORUSCANT (INN) - Imperial News Network has uncovered some shocking news today about the leader of the so-called Rebel Alliance, Mon Mothma. According to reliable sources, this sentient is either a cheap hooker or just a nymphomaniac. Or possibly both. With numerous beings coming forward with tales of wild parties gone out of control, it seems that Mothma's calm, caring veneer is just a front for a seething sexaholic.
While most of the beings we interviewed declined to go on the record, one scruffy Rebel, who spoke on condition of anonymity said, "I've been to some parties where I, well, I can't say what I di... err, saw. Just don't tell Leia, huh?"
Contacted by one of our reporters on the fourth moon of the gas giant Yavin, Rebel hero Luke Skywalker had this to say, "That old bag's a nympho? She... she told me that she grabbed my crotch because it was part of the iniation into the Rebellion. I guess I should have known when she slipped her finger up my..." With that, our reporter made a timely exit.
More news on this story as it breaks. " -GN Compton
"These pics shouldn’t be too bad. :P " -MAJ Nurel Turr
"Dude you are KILLING me :) " -FA Cyric
"Turr, I love you." -LC Astin
"Turr? will you have my babies? :Þ " -Malik
"You have excelled yourself again Turry old boy :)
*Wonders what his mother would say to him being up drinking all night and browsing dubious sites for babes ;P*
Back to looking round Prague ;) " -COL Reaper
"Just coz it's your birthday, doesn't mean you can write a message of black
text on a black background, you damn wreckhead. >:P " -COL Mini Minkus
"yeaaa and i love everybody........ hic, buuuuuuurp, rumble, rumble, rumble,
floor. ;-) " -CM Szymon
"/me looks around and sees noone looking...picks up Szymon's wallet and grabs a few credits. :P " -MAJ Nurel Turr
"Ummm yeah....I used to really enjoy a bit of tequilla....now the smell makes me sick... " -AD Pel
"Commander's Thought Of The Week: Stele looks like an Asian pastor." -MAJ Zekk Terrik
"Ah, I get it. You were worshipping the porcelain God. Tossing the
cookies. Revisiting the recently consumed. Squeezing the stomach to see what
comes out. Ah. ;-) " -GN Sasquatch
"Yes, no need to tell, I'm sure 90% of us have all been there......" -FA Cyric
"And 90% of us will all be there again ..." -GN Sasquatch
"Has anyone noticed that the Wing III logo looks like an advertisement for an Imperial Mammography Center?" -GN Sasquatch
"Oh.. well, I'm not insane enough to consider Zekk as tasty:D " -MAJ Ace Hobbes
"aint we all insane?" -LCM Zeth Durron
"btw. if anyone exept me will try to eat you i'll kill him:) " -CM Dierdre Varn
"Well uhm.. You can really tear anything with a lightsaber.. More like cut it.. ehm.. but I get your meaning..
*drags the cow the hall*
Maybe you could tailor a uniform for the cow? :P " -CM Ras Kronar
"Don't you mean FROM the cow?" -GN Compton
"Maybe I should just make a whole lotta clones and make the EH drink milk that way. Just gotta make sure Pri doesn't find out.
Wait.. Who CC'd the FO on this? :P " -CM Ras Kronar
"And to think that I passed up a job offer from Blizzard as a game tester." -GN Compton
"Would she be hunting you down in human for or "cow" form? :) I still
can't believe that you made that comment, and kudos to Proton
for "reminding" her that you did :P " -FA Cyric
"LOL either way, her hunting me is bad.. well when she is pissed anyways.. >:P
Oh, and remind me to throw Proton in a pool of Tequila asap." -AD Joe
" Holy crap ... I hope Callista is too busy to read the Sov reports, Joe
... for YOUR sake ;-) " -GN Sasquatch
"I envision Callista chasing Joe and Kronar with boltcutters, bwahahaha :) " -AD Proton
"Hmm. A flying comp without Jon? Now how lame would that be? :( " -MAJ Tempest
"That and the fact that after a few hours of constantly firing at a human wall guns have a nasty habit of melting... And for the russians they were dead if they attacked and they were dead if they retreated so they really had no choise but to charge." -MAJ Murkrow Defender
"Well, if you FEEL old, then you must BE old. Now me, I feel like a young buck, ready to kick some ass.
Names? I don't NEED to take any names." -GN Compton
"
"Young. I feel ... ... ... young."
" -GN Sasquatch
"People join my wing because of my MAGNETIC personality :p" -LC Mayk Wolverine
"If you find a swimming pool full of Tequila, I can think of much better things to do than throwing Proton into it!" -GN Sasquatch
"Scuba Tank for a pool of tequilla?!?!?! A greater man would've stayed
in the tank and be sloppy drunk for a month...... " -FA Cyric
"The quotes are the only bit ever worth reading
Runs and hides from the scorptroopers :P " -COL Reaper
" **Adds yet another note to "COLONEL REAPER IS A DAMNED FOOL" section. ;) " -AD Proton
"However I really think you should take a leaf outta Turry's book and introduce Protons's Honey of the week :D " -COL Reaper
"Boys, don't make me whip out ELMO, Bert, and Ernie to unleash a
devestating 1 2 3 punch on your arses....these three beat the barnies
and the olsens....
Do you really want to see a red, orange and yellow flash of fur and
fabric whirling around your head? and GOD knows what bert and ernie
will do to you.....
Your caring CA:FO " -FA "keeper of the muppets" Cyric
"::Watches Cyric play with his dolls in his office, hearing various CS names
being called during Cyric's playtime. Joe looks at Proton..:: Wow.. I'm glad
we aren't as whacked as he is... You up for some Vodka? ;P " -AD Joe
"Turry, you've really outdone yourself... guys, I'm telling you- Elsa Benitez
is the best SI Swimsuit gal there is.. Once again, I refer you to the 2002
issue :p " -COL Ricardo
" ::Ponders:: I remember when I used to be interested in being an ambitious, successful member of the EH :p " -COL Ricardo
"Wing IV must lead the fleet in SI swimsuit issue readership ;) " -AD Proton
"Mmm, I would guess we're right at the top, yes... and it's a fact that
we're all really quite proud of. You see, only a few years back we were at
the bottom of the list. We had some trouble with a certain pilot, one Bret
K'thraz, if you recall the scurvy beast.. who was rather fond of the dirty
Ewok magazines. It wasn't enough that he just enjoy them in private- no, he
had to go leaving his magazines all over and even went as far as to tape up
centerfolds in the Wing IV Cantina. It was a rather ugly scene, to tell you
truth. But, our furry little Ewok-loving Brazilian friend (and main source
of amusement) vanished, and we are once again, a clean, pure wing :p " -COL Ricardo
"Cat tails? Spanking? Hmm, I may actually look forward to the....meowing.." GN Stele "purr" Pellaeon
"Bleh.. I'm gettin' old. Some bird attacked me today, I thought they only attacked grumpy old men... oh wait..." -GN Stele Pellaeon
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