MuahahahaHA!! I love it when a plan comes together!! Various pilots and wings take it as a great victory when they light up the Cantina Comments section of the ship report -- and others take it personally when their good quotes are not included. Sovereign pilots jostling for supremacy in the Cantina Comments -- YES, that's what I wanted! :)
-- Yod beats Cyclone:
Yod:
MAJ Philo 28944
CM Red Fox 23274
LC Triji Boliv 13582
Total: 75492
Cyclone:
MAJ RogueWing: 10898
LT TK-9780 6977
LCM Slawter Thren 1631
Total: 19506
CANTINA COMMENTS
Free, it's so easy to drug you , you can never seem to resist the booze ;) What's what? Oh this? Nothing... /me hides the dropper behind his back ;)
Argon
Sniff.. I go to the trouble of compiling and sending out all of those
> old
> Wing IV IRC quotes and not even *1* gets featured in the QotW section?
> That
> hurts, man.. it really hurts :p
>
>
>
>
> (|||o||||)=(|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> CMDR/COL Ricardo
The new and improved SureJonny's feelings are hurt too. He's a sensitive
droid.
MAJ Jonathan
Somebody lemme outta this straightjacket, else I'm'a gonna have to
break some foo's in two! Nobody does this to Mr.T! Erm.. Nobody does
this to Freelancer... Um.. Nobody without a psychiatric license does
this to Freelancer!
-Freelancer
Gidda is sitting in a dark corner cleaning his personal minigun. Gidda
rises his head and mumbles something at himself
*Lazy Flight Members and evil COMs make Gidda insane, yea, yea, lazy
Flight Members and evil COMs make Gidda insane.."
Gidda resumes to clean his minigun
MAJ Gidda
Bah, that's nothing... Evil COMs, well, with the tradition the Sov
has, would you want it any other way? I mean really...? What with all
the pain and the hurting and the LSD and the FREUN-LAVEN-CHILD, you'd
think something was wrong, but it's not. Omvay, even!
FL/LC "Jerry Lewis" Freelancer
No, I've never been to France, dadgummit, stop asking!
Woohoo! That's exactly what we wanted to hear! Congrats! If the party
size reflects the relative promotion level, we should be in for a treat.
All pilots, check your livers at the door. (Grue, stay away from them).
Janich
Grue! I order you to eat their livers, now!! >:P
...maybe something will stop the mad alcohol frenzy still. Hehehe
DV
...who will be drinking water at this party...
:: Sniffing, and following the scent air that has even passed through the Sovereign's state of the art (and very futuristic) filtration system, Grue tracts down the source to an inconspicuous (to others) pile of livers on the floor plating next to the entrance hatch of the Cantina ::
:: A sniff, a scratch, a lick and taste ::
"Hmm, there seems to be no difference between Rebel and Imperial livers. To eat or not to eat ... that is the question"
Congrats Yod! Now be good wing members and share some of that booze around, eh? ;)
FL/LCM HicRic
Two questions.....
Can we call you during a hurricane to see if you're all right??
This isn't a phone sex ad or something like that, right?
Gen
*Pheo comes up from behind and sees the back of the so-called "psychiatric
license" and notice the UPC code from spencers*
What is this?!?
*Pheo pulls the straight jacket off Free, and pushes Lucius into the guano
bins*
There you go Free
*Pheo then pushes Free into the bins, and jumps in after his Wingmates*
Cheers!
-Pheonixus
>*coughs* Well Sorry to say this Free but *pulls out his psychiatric
> >license* I believe you should remain in your jacket for lets say a
> >couple of more days we can spoon feed you milk till you got better >then
>we might let you go
FM/LT Lucius Starblade
LC Mike walks by the guano bins, but stops when he hears familiar voices.
pearing down into the pit, he sees three of his pilots.
"Geez, what happened to the days when getting thrown into the guano bins
actually meant something?"
(This is for all of those that read the MB discussion on medals. i know I
made that arguement about frivilously using medals, but thought it was so
funny when putting it in this context, I had to use it. :)
CMDR/LC Mike
(*Freelancer spies the sitiation at hand, and clearly sees the four
foo's tryin'g to put the hurt (and the white jacket) on him*)
How would Warner Brothers deal with this? Let's see...
Bugs? Nah... Pepe? Nope... Roadrunner! There we go!
(*sits and watches 15 hours of Roadrunner cartoons to get ready*)
Okay, here I come!
(*Freelancer rushes into the middle of the trap, takes the drink, and
starts glugging it, as the three now-sleepy trap-setters woke
themselves up to try to catch him. Freelancer finished, having
learned how to drink in Wing II, rather quickly, and runs out as
Pheonixus leaps at him with the straightjacker. Having missed
Freelancer by a mile, Phoenixus accidentally straps Argon into the
jacket, then sits there, trying to apologize. Before he could respond
to Argon's shouts to unbuckle it, Mike's air darts, which were
following Freelancer's path as he ran in circles around the group,
hit both and knock them out. Gyssler, having stayed behind a bulkhead
until now leaps for Freelancer, and finds himself behind the
booze-enhanced pilot as Freelancer zig-zagged about. Freelancer ran
down one hall, and then back (on the ceiling) and then down another
(on the walls) and then back, Gyssler there the whole while. With a
start, Gyssler realized he was gaining on Free. Free was standing
still! What miracle was this?! He would catch him! Closer and closer
he charged, at full speed, until Freelancer sidestepped at the last
side, and Gyssler crashed into Mike, who as trying to untie Argon and
wake up Phoenixus. The now rolling ball of four would-be-trap-setters
rolled full tilt as if it would hit a door, until Freelancer kindly
(being kind and all) opened the door for it. He then closed the door,
which was marked "ANVIL STORAGE" and listened for 60 seconds as loud
and painful crashing sounds were heard within*)
"Meep meep!"
-Freelancer
"Since they are in the guano bins, and had the audacity to hand posters of
LAMBDA RULEZ in my office, I toss a match into the chamber and hit the quick
release button to sealk the hatch. Remember that guano is explosive by
vapour so blowing out the match is not an option..." -MAJ Talons Pryde
*stumbles over to the bottle*
>
> "Can't let good liqour go to waste."
>
> *takes a swig and swishes it in mouth.....then spits it out*
>
> "You expect to bait Free with this $#*!. Get some good stuff, or
> this is
> never going to work."
>
> *starts walking back to the cantina"
>
> "Get me when you have some better booze. Untill then I'll be in
> the
> cantina."
>
> CM Gyssler
Damnit Pheo *pulls himself out of the GB* JEeze good thing I am wearing my guano erpelant suit and lotion and hair gel *The guano just beads up and slides off of him*
FM/LT Lucius Starblade
Holy crap!
*Begins throwing out all the bottles of Suave*
Let's face it, when you're a Sasquatch, you need to have soft, managable
hair. ;-)
- Sas
Of course having to spend ALL of my time recruiting with the DSL, instead of looking at cool, erotic...er I mean EXOTIC sites, could be a drag.....
GN Gen
Well damnit Free!
Take a flight down there and bring back batgirl at least...or maybe CatWoman....
hmm.....I dunno...maybe WonderWoman?
I don't care, just as long as she's female and desparate enough to entertain the survivors of Jennif...er I mean Wing I.
GN Gen Es'mith
Just don't bring back Poison Ivy. Last time I went on a date with her I
ended up with a rash for weeks. And when you get a rash down there, it
ain't pretty.
LC "DON'T SCRATCH" Mike
COMMAND RANT(S) OF THE WEEK
"We've got the Deathmask Units competition going. Everyone start flying and doing other stuff for it. I don't wanna be a Hutt Guano Guardian!" -MAJ Josh Popelka
OFF-TOPIC DEPARTMENT
-- Latrell Sprewell might have broken his hand by throwing an errant punch at the boyfriend of a woman who vomited on his new yacht, the New York Post reported Friday.