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ISDII Intrepid Report # 12 (2003-08-31)

This report was submitted by RA Frodo March

Rear Admiral Frodo March reporting for the ISD-II Intrepid on 08/31/03 #12
 
 
Commodore’s Opening Words
 
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 12th edition of the ISD-II Intrepid report…Frothy style.  Anyways, a bunch of new and exiting things took place since the last report…all which will be covered here.
 
I’m sorry to announce that there is yet to be an Ops officer, for reasons unknown to almost everybody except for a few.  This means that there will yet to be any medal awards for any pilot for another while.
 
We have another bunch of Battle group competitions going on, all named in the competitions section of the report.
 
The Golden Tug awards are going to start soon! This means you will all get to vote on the battles you hated, or enjoyed the most! Of course, you all loooooved the Frodo battles :P Hint hint, nudge nudge, *Taps his nose twice.
 
This week we said goodbye to Krayt FL LCM Obiwan, who is now holding the advisory position of SOD, he was promoted to RA and has his own STRKC! Congradulations Obiwan!
 
Tvan’Oris, my COM protector, now has a section in the report, he has chosen to create a graphic for it! It is attached below.  A note to anybody who has ops in #wingxiv, Tvan is to be voiced whenever he enters our channel.
 
   
Emperor’s Hammer/Tie Corps News

Oath of Loyalty results
13:55 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
We have results:
X-Wing:
1. Locke Setzer - IS-GR
X-Wing vs Tie-Fighter:
1. Choosh and Pickled Yoda - IS-GR
Congratulations to winners. Battles have been added (or will be soon) to TacDB and will be released soon.
    
EH Racing League
01:23 - AD Keldorn Cochrane [gmf@kweeky.net]
An announcement for Lieutenant Commander Rem Somnos:
Announcing the EH Racing League. On September 1st DarkFyre on #ehcoc will be able to handle XWA multi-player racing. Players will be able to participate in one on one to free for all heats. DarkFyre will of course handle the scoring.
Check out the EH Racing League website at www.ehracingleague.minos.net for details. Bot commands can be found on the RULES page, and also check out the tournament schedule. WCs, and BGCOMs have the opportunity to create a graphics comp for the floating cup for their respective Wings and Battle groups. *hint hint*
    
Virus warning
09:31 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
If you have been receiving a lot of emails recently with "returned mail" in topic, then you can be infected with W32/Sobig-F virus. I have been infected myself, so if you have received any emails from pbmike@klub.chip.pl, ingore them and delete them right away (I never send from this addy).
I have visited Sophos website and they have simple cure. Download their latest patch and run C:\SOPHTEMP\RESOLVE.COM -DF=SOBIG.DAT -NOC (unzip patch to SOPHTEMP directory on C:. (win9x).
To find out more, visit their website.
 
Open Commodore Positions
09:21 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Vice Admiral Jahan Kalar has decided to retire as Commodore of the ISD Relentless. As with former ImmCOM, COL RogueWing, Kalar was a fine Flag Office who's presence will be missed.
This means that applications are now being accepted for two Commodore positions in the Battlegroups (Immortal & Relentless). Applicants should be able to meet the following requirements:
Good online presence - e-mail, MBs, and some IRC (particularly meetings if possible)
No HCI convictions within the past 12 months
A successful command history in the TIE Corps (to include a tour of at least two months as a Wing Commander or six consecutive
months as a Squadron Commander with two different Squadrons)
Ability to work with the entire Chain of Command
Excellent working knowledge of all EH & TC protocols and policies (including the Fleet Standing Orders)
Specific long and short term goals for your ship, Battlegroup and constructive contribution towards the TIE Corps as a whole
Technical skills (HTML, mission design etc) are beneficial but not mandatory
You may include up to two references, at least one from a current or former superior (obtain permission from these individuals first. No, you can't ask me or Krax). As a Commodore, it will be your task to look out for your ship's long term welfare including it's growth and activity. You will be required to work with the Wing Commander on an almost daily business handling ship affairs. A good COM can mean the difference between the ship's success or failure and is not a job to be entered into lightly.
Applications should be sent to High Admiral Priyum and Admiral Krax Tarnisar before Tuesday 2nd September and should have the subject "Rel/Imm COM Application".
 
'Apostasy' Competition
09:16 - AD Keldorn Cochrane [gmf@kweeky.net]
The small-scale 'Apostasy' competition is still underway; submissions shall continue to be accepted until Friday 12th September 2003.
This is an excellent opportunity to showcase those sterling talents I know you all secretly harbour - while also being rewarded for them.
     
Tactical Officer back from leave
14:20 - FA Marcin Szydlowski [tac@emperorshammer.org]
Yes, I'm back. Report on Friday. Next few days I will spend catching up. Expect HSs approved very soon, more competitions, some results, etc :)
 
Sovereign Squadron League Results!
11:12 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
The SSSD Sovereign Squadron League 2003 has concluded after several months of heavy competition and now it is time for the winners to celebrate their victories and collect their rewards. The champions are the elite Omega Squadron in the TIE and XWA divisions, and Diamondback Squadron in the XvT division. Many congratulations to General Sasquatch and Lieutenant Colonel Gidda and their pilots for registering these outstanding accomplishments. Also, thanks to all pilots of all TC ships who participated in this exciting competition. Finally, thanks to the tireless judges of the SSL, Lieutenant Colonels Todbringer and Gidda and Major Artyis, for their hard work throughout the event. Complete results of the SSL will be posted on the Sov Web site at http://sov.minos.net
 
 
ASF News
 
-Tons of new BGCOMps! Fly, graphic! Design, do whatever! Particimapate!
 
 
Ship news
 
-RA Frodo March likes Candy….
-Find Diamondback a banner!
-School starts in two days…. >:-/
-COM’s office to be uploaded soon! Hurrah!
 

Pilot Awards/Reconition/Passed Iwats
 
CAPTAIN SAVAGEAZ!!!!
 

Ship Status
 
The ISD-II Intrepid stands currently at 37 Members…meaning your COM is on the verge of suicide…!! RECRUIT !!
 

Quote of the week
 
<BubbaX> I'm not going to pay $12.95 for a limited LoTR - Frodo Plush Doll Toy :P
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<Frothy> do you ppl watch Alf?
<kettch> about 15 years ago
<BubbaX> Is that show even on anymore?
<Frothy> it was on up to last year....
<Snij> I'd hope not
* Snij eats a cat or three
<Frothy> I dunno anymore
<Frothy> I love that show...
<kettch> well it not been on in englag since 86/87
<Snij> why does it not suprise me that you love alf
<Snij> do you have him in pog form
<BubbaX> POGS!!!!!!!!
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<Frothy> Drax is here!...pants on...
<`Drax> dont bother
<`Drax> snij is here so i know whats been going on
* Snij eats his fudgeicle
<Snij> wha?
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*** mach|wrk has quit IRC (Quit: STOP THAT FREAKIN BEEPING!!! /me reaches for his meds)
<TvanDB> beeep
<Frothy> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
<BubbaX> tick
<TvanDB> hehehe
<Frothy> tock
<TvanDB> ding
<TvanDB> dong
<TvanDB> combo :P
<BubbaX> cllllllllllick!
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<kettch> i know joey goign back to the stinky old mutt, any resons why?
<Snij> bribery
<kettch> hmm wire i not payed any one yet to get rid of him!
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*** mach|XvT has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
*** mach|wrk has joined #wingxiv
<Frothy> Mach!
<mach|wrk> yaknow... this is really getting annoying
<Frothy> what is?
<Frothy> fine
* Frothy shaves his feet
<mach|wrk> disconnected and then reconnected
<Frothy> Oh...that
<mach|wrk> oaver and over again
* Frothy puts away the cream and throws out the razor
<mach|wrk> i gotta turn those silly beeps off
<Frothy> aye
 
 
Hints and Tips from the Short Commodore!

Hints of the Week:
Voting for short people is fun;P
Recruiting can be easy if you put your mind to it, now go look at that reserve roster and recruit me some pilots!
 

Competitions
 

Go particimapate….now….
 
 
Finishing words
 
Well, this report was slightly empty, since I believe I sent the other one about 4 days ago…I promise not to go missing anymore :P
Good luck, have fun recruiting! Assault the recruitment board if you need to!!
 
<salute>
 
COM/RA Frodo March/ISD Intrepid “Frothy”
SSx2/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx5/MoI/MoT-19rh-2bh/IS-2BW-1BR-1SR/LoC-CSx4-Rx2/DFC-Rx1/CoSx4/CoB/LoAx2/OV-2E [ARCN] {IWATS-IIC/1-SM/2/3-TM-XTM/1/2}

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