SSSD Sovereign Report # 108 (2003-10-29)

This report was submitted by AD Proton


SSSD Sovereign News
RED ALERT
-- Imperial Storm IV, a major battle on Saturday after the EH IRC meeting. It's the main Sov task force vs. half of the TCBGs task force. There are four capital ships and lots of fighters in this baby. COL Jon and LC Freelancer are putting together the XWA smirmish file. One or both of the TACs will be choosing the XWA skirmish pilots at the time of battle. All flags and other ship personnel are invited to attend the skirmish, to show support for the TACs and combatants. The fight will be in #project_faithful or #ehcoc. Single-player combat will help determine the outcome: Pilots, fly TIE free 149 and-or XvT free 11 by Friday night. WCs, please compile your pilots' files and send them in a batch to WO/AD Pel at Palinathas@aol.com before noon Eastern time Saturday. Good luck to all pilots!

-- SSSD Sovereign vs. the combined forces of the Intrepid and Vanguard! That's right, the Sov is taking on our sister ships in a TIE, XvT and XWA furball! It's called the 2003 Beer Cup:
Competition Name/Title 2003 Beer Cup 
Start Date (mm/dd/yy) 11/1/2003 
End Date (mm/dd/yy) 11/30/2003 
Parties Involved Intrepid, Vanguard and Sovereign 
Missions/Battles Used One each TIE, XWA and XvT battles, to be selected by the three COMs. 
Medals to be Awarded IS-GW, IS-SW and IS-BW to the top three pilots on each side, in each division. It's the Sov vs. the Intrepid and the Vanguard. 
Miscellaneous Information
-- Sov vs. Vanguard and Intrepid in TIE, XvT and XWA single-player battles.
-- Top 30 pilot files on each side count toward the results in each division. Overall score of these top 30 scores per division determines the winner(s). Note: XvT division is Top 15 files.
-- TIE scoring is laserless.
-- Time of the comp: Nov. 1 through Nov. 30.
-- Medals: The usual, IS-GW, IS-SW, IS-BW to top three in each division on each side. 
Additional Contacts sick.man@btopenworld.com, fcjt914@yahoo.ca
 
-- Last but not least, the Sovereign Cup is under way! LC Todbringer supplies the details:

Group A: MAJ Tempest vs. LCM Mateusz
   MAJ Jack Stone vs. LC Nightmare

Group B: LC Mickk Emrys vs. MAJ Dolsar Saris
   AD Darkhill vs. LCM Arid Foxtrot

Group C: LC Brandon vs. LCM Kahooli
   LCM Raistlin vs. CPT Rover

Group D: COL Andrzej Mezynski vs. LT Arlins Scabo
   COL Mini Minkus vs. CM Machinar

Group E: COL Astarosta vs. CM Ryan Chi'Cath
   FA Mike vs. LCM Fatboy

Group F: COL Ixion Deathbringer vs. LC Carl Lost
   CPT Savageaz vs. LT Brin Chaser

Group G: LC Turr Phennir vs. LC Yoman
   AD Darksaber vs. CPT Curtis

Group H: MAJ Artyis vs. LCM Shimir Sheerelk
   AD Kerrigan vs. COL Master

The mission assignment is TIE-FREE #224: Omicron Squadron - Minos Cluster.
You'll find both .ehm and .zip versions attached. It's strongly recommended
to use .ehm version, so install .zip only if you can't run EHBL. The
deadline is 7th of November, Friday. Remeber not to send me deadline
extension requests unless you have extremally good reasons to do so (I'm not
even mentioning submitting your files before the deadline, because it's
obvious).

SOVEREIGN AND FLEET NEWS AND NOTES
-- FA Cyric has announced the TCCOM's Own award is being reintroduced. Wings I through IV, I trust you will be raking in this award among yourselves each month :)

-- LC Mike is on sick leave until later today or Thursday; CM Kahooli is A-WC of Wing I.

-- Wing I vs Wing IX, comp # 1060. Another big chance for a Sov-based victory!
Wing I fights for two weeks, flying 1 free mission for each game platform (TIE, XvT, XWA)
TIE-FREE Battle #137 - The Baker's Dozen
XvT-FREE Battle #153 - Tempest Tango
XWA-FREE Battle #57 - Wing XV: Hornet Squadron

-- Meanwhile, Wing II is in a three-way war with the Immortal and the Greywolf! I'm looking at another Sov-based sweep here!

-- Convert any Web page into Jar-Jar speak -- yousa go try it:
http://www.hit-n-run.com/jarjar.html

-- In an effort to reinvigorate recruiting on the Sov, I have given LC Wolverine the go-ahead to form the Sovereign Academy. The training program will be an extension of successful programs Wolvie ran in Nun Squadron and later in Wing IV.

FORCE STRENGTH
-- Give a big Sovereign welcome to these new or returning pilots:
FM/SL Shayn D'Lorien/Psi 3-2

SSSD Sovereign [131]

Wing I [30]
Wing II [28]
Wing III [29]
Wing IV [43]

Omega [9]

SHIP COMMUNICATIONS
IRC channel: #SSSD_Sovereign
Message board:
http://theholo.net/mb/viewforum.php?f=25
The SSSD Sovereign Cantina Song:
http://www.minos.net/~proton/drink.html

PLANETARY OPERATIONS
-- At the Emperor's Retreat on Naboo, my audience with Emperor Palpatine himself!:
http://www.imperialmight.org/swgscreen1.html

-- Amazingly, I am allowed to live, after my audience with the Emperor:
http://www.imperialmight.org/swgscreen2.html

-- Feel free to contribute to Tatooine News, my SWG site:
http://www.imperialmight.org/html/index.php

-- Gamespy scathing review of SWG:
http://www.gamespy.com/articles/october03/swgalaxiespileon2/

CANTINA COMMENTS
"Yes, it is mostly Argon and myself that are insane. BUT WE'RE A VERY BAD INFLUENCE! It's catching, so just sit back and let the cooties flow!" -LC Freelancer

"LOL   Yeah.. I'll console him... with my Golf Club!!  It'll be so far up his ass the rubber on the end will be used for his chew toy!!" -AD Joe

"Wow, Josh! You actually READ it from the beginning to an end without scanning only!!!!
/me praises Josh
HAWGH." -COL Aeishline

"hehehe, at least someone does....:P
(next to me)" -LCM Zeth "why do I never become quoted in there??"

"Yeah, you can take the left one, and I'll handle the right ... !
Just don't drop it man!" -LC Wolvie

"Oh Proton, Don't tell me your one of the "if its not real I won't play"
guys...." -FA "I'll play anytime" Cyric

"Ahh so you like to be crushed? That explains a lot... I've always wondered why you keep all those Hutts :P " -CM Ras Kronar

"No contacts?!?!?? HOLY HUTT CRAP! Proton I love you!" -LC Freelancer

"JW> btw: does that include, that the losers have to change their names into
JW> diseases ;) (thank god I was away from Kappa when that happened the
JW> last time)
JW> Jan
Hehehehe... That was actually kinda amusing, since Fordlet gave
himself a name too... :P
~Tetanus "I have anus in my name!!! :P" -LC Tempest

"Also Ninj is trying to bring me closer to the heart attack by flooding me with battle submissions... ACK ! But I take the heart attack for the submissions. No chance in ever hearing me something like" YOu fly too much , Ninj", NEVER !:P " -LC Carl Lost

"All these intelligence tests are getting on my nerves...... :oP " -LC Michael Emrys

"Mind you, this is the rare moment when reason and logic take over my mouth for a brief period of time." -LC Freelancer

"Wow, this from Freelancer?  Has the world gone mad? :P " -LC Josh

"Sorry to vent at you all.  I did spare you my annoyance with being cleaned up for a mock job interview yesterday.  Some of you will remember the khaki rant...:P " -LC Josh

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND don't forget me. I read the whole thing just for the quotes." -LT Derek Klivian

"Ready to battle !
And no Major complaints please. And no COL conmplaints, LT complaints, LCM comp... etc, etc, etc...." -LC Carl Lost

"**Crusher the hutt storms into the Psi quarters, hurling pilots aside, and lands with a huge SQUATTT on Kronar** " -AD Proton

" *umf*
Sheesh... *emf* a hutt storming anywhere sure is *ack* a horrifying sight... all that *gah* blubber... *shudders as much as he can underneath a hutt* " -CM Ras Kronar

"WELCOME ZETH!!!!!!DRINKS ARE ON YOU
/me dumps a keg on zeth" -LT Conker

"However -- Brian, you told them about my secret booze stash! Granted, you were telling everyone NOT to raid it, but still ... everyone was preoccupied with getting Proton's booze before, so I just kept my mouth shut. Now I'm afraid that Pandora's Box has been opened! Let's just hope some of the less-mentally-stable pilots (eg Wing I, Wing II, etc) don't hear about my stash ..." -GN sasquatch

"Good to have you aboard, Zeth!  Please give me one of your gravboots, we've got to get Bob used to your scent before you enter the briefing room....for your own safety. :P " -COL Inkwolf

"Yes, nice to have you aboard Zeth. I'm sure you'll like it here, even if we do some sadisitic rituals which I won't mention for now due to propoganda to keep you here. =P " -GN Stele Pellaeon

"Kronar!?!
We drink BEER!
B E E R ! ! !" -LCM Fatboy

"You do. He doesn't. And he's very decisive about it... And - yes, it *is* weird, I know... ;)" -LC Todbringer

"First let me say, Carl, Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!" -COL Jon

"BEER?!?
Milk is better... (after fermentation and distillation of course =P)
Wellcome in Wing II, you will find here alcohols from all over the galaxy and some more. Of course we don't drink only alcohol we drink EVERYTHING. (You can talk with AV about this
AV-anonymous vinegarholics =P) " -LCM Granite

"And apparently I've been drinking alot.. cause I actually *agreed* with Freelancer.... 
Bartender.. give me a double..." -AD Joe

"Ok, that's freaken high a$$ score there, Mateuesz." -GN Stele Pellaeon

"Are you freaken kidding me?  The Sov will never go down then...
"Any attack made by the [BGs] against this [ship] would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This [ship] is now the ultimate power in the [Emperor's Hammer]." =P " -GN Stele "Motti" Pellaeon

"To quote Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park....
"Hold on to your butts..." -LC Freelancer

"Yeah, same here.  I've been delayed in getting almost everything I or someone else sends.  It's affecting my Cantina Comments representation dangit  =P " -MAJ Argon

"Oh Argon, as if you've EVER been in the QotW. It's all been me QUOTING you! You were only in there by proxy ;) "-LC Freelancer

"I'm definitely a beer guy myself.  But I suppose being a Flag Officer now, I might have to learn to drink something other than beer.  *shudder* " -LC Josh

"Hehehe, sitting behind a corvette in a TIE Fighter lasering it to death, those were the days  ;)  I guess that's why the introduced engine wash in XWA and XvT..." -MAJ Argon

"LoL Inky.
Jump out the window......after the cat pees." -LC Michael Emrys

"AAAHH GHOOSTS ! THE FBI and CIA and VIA AND AMD are after meee !!" -LC Carl Lost

"Hey, hey, hey
I pride myself on that room. Let's not all be jumping the gun to ruin the prefection of our idling in there. I mean it's hard to maintain that kind of laziness.
Someday I hope to go pro" -MAJ Nebular

"Let's just hope his minimals are bigger than his liver :P " -LC Brandon

"Sure, sure, you quoter-wannabe ;)
Why would I deign to stoop so low as to use you for QotW fodder? >:D
:P " -LC ":P" Freelancer

"<Random Fact of the Week: Last year my pants were too small... Now they're too big. How's that for weird?>" -CM Kronar

"Yar and ship ahoy!" -CM Kronar

"So until next week, this is CM Ras Kronar saying: Don't lose hope! There's plenty of Tuna in the sea!" -CM Kronar

"My roommate got plowed last night and fell out of his loft.  Has a black eye and bruised knees.  Heh, I probably didn't help much either, with my drunken butt tripping and falling on him.  He shouldn't have been on the floor! :P " -LC Josh

"Errrrrrr... ummm...
Sas, considering the size of Proton's booze stash as well as our access to the Admiral's club (when Compton is feeling generous) and the Lake o' Beer, I think your stash is safe. ;) " -COL Brian

"<salute> sir..commander wishes to report all milk rations stored and in inventory....rotten fish stowed in admirals locker...beer has been labled as fruit punch and stored in your quarters...SIR!" -CM Eric

"Time to get the big can of whoop@$$ out I think ;) " -LC Michael Emrys

"Wow I actually did good! Guess I shouldn't have missed with that 1 missile.. or two :
I may have learned something in Omega after all :P" -CM Ras Kronar



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