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"The following statement is false: The previous statement is true. Welcome to our corner of the universe."---Anonymous Seefra Denizen CY10210
Ship Orders
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Participate in the Sovereign Single Player Ladder March Week 2, due sunday. (Details below)
Ship News
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(this ship report covers everything from now til last wednesday)
Wing I and VII Wing Commanders promoted: I'm very proud to have awarded both Zeth and Turr to their promotions this week. Zeth was promoted to lieutenant colonel and Turr was promoted to general. These two are running their respective wings to high standards and are still working hard at their jobs. Their wings and ship should be proud. I know that I am. =)
SOV MP Ladder: We had some pretty decent activity from the ship overall this first week. I was somewhat expecting this level of activity but I also expect it to pick up over time. Squadrons will soon enough figure out to focus on this type of activity and I hope it starts for Week 2, now. The assignment for Week 2 is at the Sovereign site.
Wing I overall had the highest amount of activity and Beta Squadron helped with nearly 15 submissions! That's fantastic work. I have not seen squadron comradery like Beta in a long time as well as activity. They enjoy being and interacting with eachother and are setting a good example. Keep it up!
The results for Week 1 are up as I still collect some leftover pilot files: http://sov.minos.net
Sovereign Forum wiped clean: Well the forums were wiped clean and the EH forum has started a new. I requested a forum for our ship and its up now. You'll find it here http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=24&sid=5b53f7d18a667721d2dc931e85d49810
Mandatory uploading of reports: There is now a mandatory uploading of your reports to the database. Squadron commanders, wing commanders, and myself MUST upload these reports as given by the order of FA Sarin. This helps the command staff see the activity of those in command. Yes, even I wasn't uploading but now we have our orders. It will also help me as well as those in your wing or squadron.
Internet Office requires all websites: The Internet Office is requiring that all squadron sites on up be added to their database. You will find the details of what you must provide to the office at the IO's latest report. http://www.emperorshammer.net/reports/report.asp?reportid=15658&commandstaffid=5
New Revenge of the Sith tailer: If you havn't seen it already, you can check out the trailer below. The trailer was awesome!! I just hope the movie is that good.
http://media.ehtiecorps.org/files/ep3/star-wars-ep3-trailer-640x360.mov
http://media.ehtiecorps.org/files/ep3/SWE3hires.zip
Sovereign website (I need to update it so enjoy the blank page): http://sov.minos.net
Battle Citations
-Just a note about Battle Citations, there are a ton of squadrons on the ship that just takes one pilot to fly a battle to boost their collection of battle citations. For example, Hades could accumulate 50+ battle citations if just one pilot took it upon themself to fly the required battle.
-Gyssler's site shows what battles need to be flown to achieve a battle citation.
http://www.gysnet.com/
Wing's Status of our most glorious SSSD Sovereign
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Wing I: Finished the Wing I Torus Simulator. Made a good showing in the first week of Sovereign SP Ladder.
Wing II: CM Granite fills in as A-WC with his medical dictatorship. MAJ Enzo Matrix is placed as the new Sin Squadron CMDR.
Wing VII: I need a wing report.
Ship Personnel
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New Transfers:
Wing II/Sigma: SL Yarimasta joins Sigma. Welcome aboard!
Promotions:
The General rank promotion request has been approved for:
WC/GN Nurel Turr/Wing VII/SSSD Sovereign
The request was made by: COM/VA Stele Pellaeon/SSSD Sovereign
The Lieutenant Colonel rank promotion request has been approved for:
WC/LC Zeth Durron/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
The request was made by: COM/VA Stele Pellaeon/SSSD Sovereign
The Lieutenant rank promotion request has been approved for:
FM/LT Viktor Trollstein/Beta 1-4/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
The request was made by: CMDR/CM Serin Jansj/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
Medals (in no particular order):
The Palpatine Crescent has been awarded to:
CMDR/CM Serin Jansj/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
Off the Record Competition extended
Quotes that Prove our Insanity
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Stele wrote:
> I feel great satisfaction that you got around to reading it.
> That makes 2 people who read the report now =P
>
> VA Stele Pellaeon
You are cheating! You can't count yourself, you write the thing. :)
Tempest
Heh I forgot something else, I also have the teeth they removed, they are pretty gross and I was going to take a photo and post it so everyone can see what happens if you don't look after your fangs, but I decided that it would just be too wierd. lol
Remember peoples, we only get 2 sets of teeth, our 'baby' teeth and the set we end up with when they go away.
Look after your teeth (brush & floss!!!), go see the dentist regularly and it'll save you a bunch of pain later!
Nothing like being able to eat what you want, when you want to and not have to worry about your false teeth getting stuck!
LC Mickk Emrys
well stang, you can use the ewok that was terrorizing Epsilon for a while,
as a base for that Ewok broth....now, you just need to get the corpse out of
Firzams locker......
Lt. Trooper "Payback time" Xarn
you introduce the SovComm to a Pool Cue
<--- straight from his own mouth
Proof you ask??
see the attachement ;)
COL Jon
(no picture is provided here, thank you very much!)
LOL. Nonono Stele, you look no day older than 41. :P
And yet as if you played pool for the first time in your life. :)
Tempest
Nah Stele, I was hinting at Ninj's old joke that you look like a 41
years old Asian. But well, if I have to explain that first... :P
My brilliant wit is really wasted on you. :P
Tempest
I *KNEW* it!
I told you that, Stele! And don't deny it! I told you that was related
to the 41 year old Asian joke! =D
-Ninj
wrong wrong wrong....havent you been able to figure it out...the overly pale skin...the clearly fake nose....Stele IS michael jackson!
-COnker
-in response to Conker..
Ahh! Kill it! :-P
Mauler "Krayt" Mithel
What the heck!? Proton never told me this came with the job!
VA Stele Pellaeon
If prots had told u it came with the job wouldaja taken it?
COL Jon
This is true. Medical Dictatorship has been introduced. I'm your god, first surgeon of patients' republic of Wing II. My right hand is Doc Chris from now on. He'll commence now obligatry twice-a-day checkups in sickbay, and if anythings wrong (slight suspicion of having colon) he'll send patients to my Medlab.
--Granite
I'm testing my ability to receive e-mail, connect to
the internet, and interface with Yahoo Groups!
Of course, since I'm going along with the joke...I
must already be able to do that.
- LCM J'Lek Arcanos
HA! ill jump on the band wagon AND test my new email addy. Heres hoping this one DOESNT get death spammed
-COnker
*drops a thermal det. into the ships "hazmat gear storage" and steals
Firzams suit, then puts the ewok corpse into HIS TIE, and uses BONDO to
adhere it to the seat" bwahhahaha "dumps the only remaining hazmat suit into
hard vacuum, then, seals Firzam in the TIE's cockpit, and covers the TIE in
a tarp, so noone can see his predicament" I'm a vengeful little boy, i am,
oh yes, i am...
Lt. Trooper "DOnt mEss" Xarn
Everybody report in!. I find your lack of communication disturbing. By mail, MSN, smoke signs, screaming or buying your Commander a drink.
---CM Firzam
IS-BR isn't much of award but is under way so delight SSBS when you wait for medal to be approved. Exe is second. Unfortunately i don't have any more medals to spare, so he receives 2 free kegs of freshly made SSBS. Enjoy.
---Granite
*Ahem*
>
> "Today the Wing, tomorrow the Galaxy"
> Patients' Republic of Wing II motto - By First Medic Granite
>
Hmm. Where have I seen this quote before....
Oh! Right!
Because *I* said it!
*sues Granite*
-Ninj
Official Disclaimer
I'm very sorry that i quoted CMDR Ninj and said that it was what i said. It
will never happen again. I'm aware that it was plagiarism. As an apology i'd
like to propose CMDR Ninj chance of beating me in fair struggle during squad
vs squad comp. (I'm SP only, so beating my scores).
---CM "apologetic" Granite
Doesn't time fly? It seems like XWA came out only yesterday.
---LT Hunter
(how true that is, just wait for Imperial Alliance)
Woot! Ten of those fifteen came from Beta! I challenge anyone to beat
that in week two!
FM/LT Tirna Q'jira/Beta 2-3/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
(I smell a CHALLENGE!!)
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COM/VA Stele Pellaeon/SSSD Sovereign
SS/BSx7/PCx7/ISMx10/MoI/MoT-2rh-1gh-5bh/IS-2BW-1BR-2SW-1GW-1GR/LoC-Rx4/CoLx4/CoB/LoAx2/OV-4E [LGNR] {IWATS-AIM-RT-SM/2-TM/1}
"Running away from the battle while outnumbered by the enemy has never killed me; but coming back with reinforcements has killed the enemy."