SSSD Sovereign Report # 58 (2002-11-06)

This report was submitted by AD Proton


SSSD SOVEREIGN NEWS, 11-6-02
COM/AD Proton reporting for the SSSD Sovereign, flagship of the
Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet.
SOVEREIGN AND FLEET NEWS AND NOTES
-- Sovereign Battle of the Month results coming asap. The problem has
been that I have been swamped in RL over the past week, and my paperwork
droids need oil changes. You know ;) ... Also, the next ship battle comp
will be in December.  
-- The TIE Corps site: Don't use the database yet. Try to do your best
without it. Everyone in command please keep good records of pending
medals etc.
-- Sigma vs. Diamondback Squadron of Wing XIV.
-- Outer Rim War 2 -- COO/VA Kyle Katarn urges all MP Pilots to join
#OuterRim again next Saturday on 14:00 EST (7:00 pm EST) to help the EH
kick booty against several other SW clubs.
-- AD Cyric appointed FO command attache.
-- Proton note to self, and reassurance to everyone else: Gotta update
links on the Sov site's Wings page. Ugh, lots of old links there.
-- My solicitation of novel contest ideas for the ship yielded some nice
thoughts, and I will be developing a new comp or series of comps based on
this, with the flag officers' help.
FORCE STRENGTH
-- Give a big Sovereign welcome to these new or returning pilots:
FM/CM Sandor Clegane/Mem 3-3
FM/CPT Ard Royber/Gamma 3-2
FM/LCM Altar/Gamma 1-2
FL/LCM Slawter Thren/Psi 2-1
-- COL Stele Pellaeon has complete control of the La-Z-WC, but all other
wings are showing signs of getting into fighting trim.
SSSD Sovereign [176]
Wing I [29]
Wing II [47]
Wing III [32]
Wing IV [35]
Wing V [32]
Omega Squadron [8]
SHIP COMPETITIONS
-- Sovereign Nighthawk Multiplayer Competition, each Friday night in
#ehcoc on IRC, 3 to 6 p.m. eastern time.
-- Sovereign Battle of the Month, October results pending, next round
will be in December.
SHIP COMMUNICATIONS
IRC channel: #SSSD_Sovereign
Message board:
http://boards.minos.net
The SSSD Sovereign Cantina Song:
http://www.minos.net/~proton/drink.html
COMMAND RANT(S) OF THE WEEK
"There was a loud sound of smashing equipment heard coming from the
office of
Alpha squadron. Talons exploded in fury about the notice to report to the
guano bins...
MUST FLY TIL I DIE!" -MAJ Talons Pryde
"So while the TC homepage get back to normal, have a MB or emailing list
frenzy, or fly your ass off and keep them battles for me (or your CMDR)
to submit when i get the go ahead:)" -GN SickMan
CANTINA COMMENTS
" *walks up and kicks Proton*
"Yup, he's out.  Now lets see why everyone likes raiding his bar."
*Looks through PPB*
"Forget it, I'll just take it all."
*Runs to the one place no one would ever look, in the TIE cockpit of a
Wing
I fighter*
Hey, all the good hiding spots were already taken.  And its not like
anyone
was using this one :) " -CM Gyssler
"Thanks hon, however, :: retrieves a nasty looking morning star from
above her locker ::  If worse comes to worse, I like to get medieval on
them. " -CM Jennif Es'mith
(CPT_Bret): Bah, you don't know crap 'bout Geography either Yarik. You
though Montana was a state :P
CPT_Bret would like to note he speask and types english better than
everyone else in here
"Ok, Lot's to get through and some stuff to clear up, *LC Jon picks up a
plate with dried on ewok and throws it in the Waste Shoot.* " -LC Jon
Doyle
"Reason for denial: don't use the freaking database." -Tactical Office
"It even mentioned in the X-wing series that there were stuffed ewoks in
the Imperial Museums on Coruscant :) " -AD NiksaVel, IWCOM
"You know when you're checking your mail first thing in the
morning....and
someone sends you a webpage....and you've not put in your contact lenses
yet....and you have to put your face really close to the screen to see
what
the words scrolling are....and then, all of a sudden, your bowels are
jutting out from your pants!!!
I never thought that would happen again." -MAJ Brandon
"But I actually had a toy or two from Buck Rogers.
You know the one where it had the little droid that carried around the
plastic plate computer...that said: "Budda budda budda".
To me tho the only "good" thing about that show was watching Princess
Ardala walking down the corridors of the ship...talk about a wake that
could sink a battleship!!" -GN Gen
"Greetings to all.
Just wanted to say that drinks are solely on me... Because there was NO
cantina on FRG Phoenix :-( So I have my captain's salary unwasted for two
month ! :-) " -CPT Ard Royber
"Hrm..... Wing I boozehounds, methinks Royber needs his colon
re-dissolved...." -LC Freelancer
"...You know, scorps kinda look like face huggers. Hurt about as much
too. Why didn't I ever see this relationship?!?! We coulda used
FLAMETHROWERS on the scorps!!!..." -LC Freelancer
"LOL, let's say you are a 10 y.o. child and you're alone in a giant
colony infested by 3 metres tall ugly monsters with big jaws, big claws
and big sharp tails. Would you try to start relationships with them or
would you just scream in pain when the black beasts start to run at you?
=)" -MAJ Gidda
"SickMans Wise Words of the Week (back by popular demand) " Ship
Checklist, Beer, Beer holder, Furry Dice, Picture of Leia in gold Bikini,
ok ready to go:)" -GN SickMan
"*groan*... Ewoks... YECH... I mean.. MMMmmMMM! With Psi Brand BBQ
Sauce (TM!) But in the non-vittles kinda way: yeeeccchhh!" -LC "Wipe them
out, all of them" Freelancer
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  COM/AD Proton/SSSD Sovereign
  SBM (Sith)/PCON/Clan Tarentum
  
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