Airyu: *files through some papers* Man, I
hate wading through paperwork... I
thought i was the Wing Commander, not the Pen & Paper Commander.
There's gotta
be an easier
way...
Paco: *bursts in through the
door* Sir!
Airyu: How long were you sitting outside my door, listening in
and waiting to burst through the door at
top speed?
Paco: Oh, only since the
last grudge match. I have an idea!
Airyu: What's that?
Paco:
Well....
Alec Qarni: So... if I kill him, do I get a
medal?
Jer Stryker: Yep, you get two
of 'em!
Alec: Awesome! Uh... he's
getting away!
Stryker: I got him
*bang*
Knocking noise: *knock
knock*
Alec: What? *opens the canopy
of the flight simulator*
JDF1984:
You've been playing GTA all morning, get out of there!
Stryker: But... it's
so fun! There's no leet-speak, unlike that CounterStrike crap...
(another sim opens)
Craven: h3y, 1337-sp3@k @r3 teh @\/\/3s0m3
Stryker: PWNAGE!!! *shoots at Craven, misses* OMFG
1@gz0r!
JDF1984: *twitch* One of these days, I'm just gonna
lose it. You guys are so f'ing
stupid...
Airyu: *lights a
cigar with the last of the paperwork* Ah... the
satisfying smell of work
that's done well, and, well... done!
Smoke detector: Bweee-oop! *activates sprinklers*
Airyu: What the crap?
Sprinkler: *drench*
Airyu: Crap. *looks at the
alarm panel* Something else? I better get to
the bridge...
Justin: What's going on, Daisuke, I
heard you set off the fire alarm.
Airyu: Uh... i think we have bigger
problems. I think someone's trying
to hijack the
Vanguard! *gesticulates wildly, splashing justin with water*
Justin: Why
would you think that? It's perfectly normal, see? *grabs a helm control and pushes it left. suddenly, the
ship lurches to the right* Hmm.. just a
bit rusty.
Airyu: No, you're just stupid. *walks away, leaving a nice puddle
on the bridge*
Justin: Wonder what's bothering him?
Oh well *starts to walk, slips on the
puddle, falls and lands on
head*
Justin's consciousness: *begins
to leave*
Justin: Oh crap. It's the
weekend...
Airyu: Hmm... someone's taken over the helm
controls remotely. I'd better release a
search-and-destroy penguin. *presses a button*
Lobster: *falls from ceiling*
Airyu: NO! WHY CAN'T I EVER JUST GET WHAT I
WANT!??!?! *jabs button*
Lobster 2:
*falls*
Airyu: GRAAAAAAH!!!
*jab*
Inspector Gadget: Go go gadget, what the hell am i doing here?
*falls from ceiling panel, vanishes in a
puff of logic*
Airyu:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *punch*
Grilled
Cheese Sandwich: *fall*
Airyu:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *stab*
Ibram
Gaunt: *falls from ceiling panel*
Airyu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Gaunt: Um... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! to you too, sir!
*salutes*
Airyu: How the hell
did you get in there!?
Gaunt: New transfer procedure. We have to use
ventilation ducts instead of the
turbolifts. They said if i did, i'll get a ticket to the swimming pool on deck 88!
Airyu: ... You are
retarded. Proof follows. That's not a ventilation
duct. Paco's used that joke on every noob for seven years, and the
ship only has 87 decks.
Gaunt: But... what about the pool?
Vanguard: *lurch* *knocks airyu's desk over, pushing
a button*
Penguin: *falls from
ceiling* Wark!
Airyu: I'm done with this crap. You two, find Death Squire.
This is his doing.
Death Squire: You can't do that, this
is a capital ship!
JDF1984: Up up down down left right left right b a select
start! Mwaa ahahhahahaa!!
Death Squire: Do you have any idea what you
just did?
JDF1984: 30 lives! WE'RE INVINCIBLE!!! All hail tactical
mastermind justin! IM THE ADMIRAL!!!
Death Squire: Justin? Yes, justin is the
admiral....
JDF: No, i'm justin! ThE
REAL JUSTIN, WIth an N!!! JUSTI GOT NOTHIN!
Death Squire: But you do realize
the Konami code gives AIRYU 30 lives to
distribute as he sees fit?
The remainder of the grudge match will be presented in minimalist style, in staying with the tradition of J. Edgar Hoover's cousin, the queen of Champlinghamtonville. Or maybe her handmaiden.
silence
wark
maul
splatter blood
oh the humanity
justi - maybe really broke. too bad sunday.
paco - hello? my idea!
moral : have no place in grand theft. only petty theft. never checkers.
WC/MAJ Daisuke Airyu/Wing
XV/ISD Vanguard
GSx2/BSx4/PCx5/ISMx9/MoI-BC/MoT-2rh/IS-5BW-4BR-2SW-7SR-2GW-2GR/LoC-CSx8/DFC-Rx2/CoL/CoB/LoA/OV-4E
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ISD Vanguard Top Dog 2004
CMDR of Echo Squadron,
Vanguard Top Dogs
2004
Wing
Commander's Own, September 2004
ASF Battlegroup Commander's Legate, August
2004
Former Ship Doctor, ISD Challenge, FMC
Former Professor,
IWATS-GFX