WC/COL SickMan reporting on 8/9/01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:
WELCOME TO WING V, THE HAMMER'S HELLFIGHTERS!
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SickMan awakes in his still new surroundings, his room is a mess, cans, chip packets you name it, it littered SickMans quaters. It is morning (SMT Sick Mean Time), time for a Sicky Special Morning Waker, he crack`s 7 raw eggs into a class, a pinch of curry powder, 3 heaped spoonfuls of Imperial coffee, a choclate chip cookie and the final ingredient, a mesure of Sicky`s old Evil (a whiskey passed down from generations of alcoholic loonies)
All are then put in a blender on high speed for one minute, As SickMan waites for the blender to finish he flick`s a switch on the comm panel and the SOV Metal Station comes out with it`s morning tunes of death, gore, blood and more death.
The mroning evil brew is ready and SickMan takes the lid of the blender and his stomach turns at the smell, and then he turns round and emptys it into his dogs bowl and shout`s for Pip.......the imperial dog.
In the corner, on a bean-bag is Pip, sleeping off last night`s adventures in Airlock#21, he shakes and heads for his Brew, mean while SickMan finds his terminal under all the garbage and switch it in, a cute nice voice informs SickMan he has email.......over 70 to be infact, and turns to Pip and said "and you thought taking this new WC job was gonna be a ball Pip?"
Pip looks up and his voice box kick`s " just think, you`ll even be a bigger chick magnet!"
!! CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members !!
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WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES & PROMOTIONS
WC/COL Proton is promoted to RA and is the new COM of the SSSD Sovereign,
COL SickMan is appointed as the new WC of Wing V,
CM Jason Hunter becomes the new CMDR of Sadhe Squadron,
COL Gen Es'mith Steps down as CMDR of Ayling and moves into flight 1 of Aylin.
WING NEWS - AWARDS
The Imperial Security Medal was awarded to:
CM Jason Hunter.
The Iron Star - Silver Ribbon was awarded to:
LCM Murkrow Defender
The Iron Star - Bronze Ribbon was awarded to:
LCM Murkrow Defender,
LT Pat Dowling,
LCM Face Loran,
LTMetallic Raptor
The Medal of Communication - Bronze Oak Cluster was awarded to:
CPT Brad Tack
IWATS GRADUATIONS
IWATS Course: AIM completed by LCM Soontir Fel,
IWATS Course: Rebellion Tactics completed by LCM Soontir Fel,
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WING NEWS AND STATUS
Competitions!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- RED ALERT ! FMC-sponsored King of the Wing contest. Round 4 is FREE-TIE#2,
pilot files to ME! before Sept. 11.
SickMan`s Sexy September!!!!!!!!
Comp1
WC/COL SickMan need`s a assistant or assistants, all Wing V are invited to invent 1 or 2 helpers for Sicky, the winner of the most imaginative helpers will recieve a IS-SR, Winner will be announces 1st of October.
Comp2
RECUITMENT
The Squadron who recutis the most members from now until the 1st of October will have the honour of the WC`s own for September!
Comp3
Tale Telling
A story comp where all member of Wing V are again invited to write a story, long or short about anything Wing related, best story will win a IS-SR, winner will be announced 1st of October
Comp4
to Art or not to Art? that is the question.
Again a Prize of a IS-SR to the member of wing V that designs any kind of art for the Wing V website, other winner maybe declared if there are more than one excellent piece.
NOTE:
Other comps will be announced during the week or on next weeks Weekly report:)
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FLEET NEWS / MISCELLANEOUS
Wing Commander Appointments
04:01 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Congratulations to the following who have been promoted to fill the vacant Wing Commander positions:
Wing IX - Colonel Dan Malaktos
Wing XVIII - Major Fenn Logan
Wing XIX - Major Charles Spencer
Tactical Manual updated to version 1.5
09:54 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
The Tactical Manual has been updated to reflect the changes in submissions procedures and requirements, and in the internal structure of the Tactical Staff.
The Tactical Manual contains all information related to custom mission requirements and submissions, to the structure of the Tactical Staff, as well as the Emperor's Hammer cheating policy, mission editors and authorized game updates. It is a must see for anything related to official Emperor's Hammer custom missions.
EH Ladder Reopens!
17:35 - HA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
After a long downtime, the result of a massive recode, the EH Ladder is back up. You can check it out here
New SCOA Sought
20:00 - VA Den Darkhill [darkhill@scienceoffice.net]
We are now looking for a new SCOA again. The main duties will include searching the various SW related sites looking for slicing related news and testing of various patches and programs. Having working knowledge of slicing the X-wing series is a big plus and the DF series is even a bigger plus but neither is needed. Send applications to myself (darkhill@scienceoffice.org) and my CA Kermee (kermee@softhome.net) stating your qualifications and why you want to join the Science Office.
Reopening of the EH Polling Center
20:00 - AD Ramos [Magedon42@aol.com]
The Logistics Office has relaunched the Emperor's Hammer Polling Center. The new URL is http://iw.ehonline.org/LO/polls/polls.asp ! The way this new Center will work is to create different accounts for each EH Member to track their votes and also to determine different statistics from different, wings, ships, and subgroups. The EH Member will eventually be able to place his history, his Imperial Census response, and his poll answers, along with trivia submissions, poll ideas, and different file logs into one large database through the administration feature. This is the hallmark site in EH Record Keeping and Archival purposes. Special thanks goes to Vice Admiral Crusader for creation of the polling center. It has been a long time coming but the EH Polling Center is back along with the rest of the Logistic's offices statistical suites. Go to the site and get your self an account today! Be part of the EH's History, a part that will be remembered.
Change in mIRC/2 marking
15:54 - HA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
From now on, if you copy-paste the example code for aliases and popups into questions 9 and 10, you will be marked incorrect for it. You MUST come up with your own alias and popup based upon your own ID line.
New battles' abbreviations...
03:59 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
I guess some will yell at me for changing the things they were used to, but battles, now sorted by platforms rather than subgroups, have new abbreviations, subgroups and platforms are swapped. For example Xwing Alliance TIE Corps Battles change from TC-XWA to XWA-TC. ID, BHG and CAB battles gain a "TIE-" addition to their abbreviation.
These measures are aimed to develop subgroup battles; the Tactical Office is not only the Tactical Office for the TIE Coprs, but for the entire Emperor's Hammer even if some subgroups have some active Subgroup's TAC-like office (well, only IW and maybe DB..).
These measures may seem useless and only bringing more confusion, but it makes more sense to classify battles per platform than subgroup, as a pilot would not choose the battles or missions he will play because it's a TC or a DB battle, but first because it is a TIE or an XWA battle. Remember that all pilots can play any battle, TC, IW, DB etc even if they are not members of these subgroups.
A thread on the Mission Creation Message Board has been posted for your comments.
Battle listing: new sorting
02:09 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
Some changes in the battle center: battles and missions are now sorted by game platforms, rather than subroups. A little reminder, pilots are able to fly any battle, not only those from his subgroup; for example, a TIE Corps pilot can fly an Infiltrator Wing battle.
Shameless Promotion Comp Results
17:04 - HA Astatine [jpboyce@indigo.net.au]
The winners for the Shameless Promotion Competition have been selected. You can check out the winners and their entries at the competition site (http://www.imperialacademy.org/comps/shamelesspromotion/). Thanks to all who entered.
TCCOM's Own
13:34 - AD Havoc [Pellaeon2000@cs.com]
Well its that time of the month to announce TCCOM's Own. One wing has caught my eye as having very high activity and a great staff of officers. Congrats goes to Wing XX of the ISD Subjugator, TCCOM's Own for August!
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ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21
- Orator of the week:
I went to my favorite film critic (Mr. Cranky) to figure out a movie to
rent. I went to Star Wars, what he said about the first Death Star made me
fall on the ground laughing. I put a part of it below. He doesn't seem to be
a fanatic, so don't bring technical matters into it.
Eventually, it becomes clear that the Empire commanders aren't a whole lot
brighter. They've designed a planet-sized space station with a two-meter
wide hole in it that leads directly to the reactor core. Every time the
Empire does maintenance on the hull Darth Vader has to remind the workers
not to horse around lest they drop a paint brush or wrench down the opening
and destroy the entire station.
As Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) flies around outside, blasting away, an aide
tells the Empire's commander (Peter Cushing) about the problem. Instead of
sending someone out a portal with a couple of trash can lids to plug the
damn thing up, he just looks on plaintively as Luke fires a laser shot into
his Achilles' heel. This originally led to the premature title for the
sequel: "Star Wars II: Kill the Death Star Engineers."
(LT Pat Dowlings thoughts:)
Other oratory this week:
I can't sleep again! At least it ahs given me the chance to catch up on my reading. Stupid Skywalker always finding a way to beat Thrawn! And those stupid primitive Noghri, had to listen to Organ Solo:
(LCM Murkrow Defender)
Thanks for this Mr. Defender. We know this problem...possible solution is we dont see when we can win?
(CPT Morgan`s reply)
I often wonder why anyone would seek a position in one of the "elite"
squadrons. I use this term loosely because with the exception of Omega
Squadron, you never hear of them doing anything. I've noticed that officers
advance far quicker in this very wing than they do in the elite units that
supposedly offer better advancement opportunities. :P
(MAJ Wil Striker ponders about Elite squadrons)
I noticed somethin when perusing the TC News page, and that was the Shameless
Promotion Comp Results, it appears that Wing V has gotten 3rd place in the
Wing Division catagory thanks to our "beloved" MD.
(LCM Face Loran)
Sounds good! All i can say is i'm trying to get my
FM/FL's going on the Russian angle of things :P
(CM Keiran answers SickMans call for recutiment Idea`s)
uh oh, Sicky's laughing, this can't be good for us
LCM Face Loran
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WING V COMMUNICATIONS
IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://www.imperialmight.com/wingv
Message board: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42
Group email: WingV@topica.com
Group home page: http://www.topica.com/lists/wingv
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WING V OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
WING COMMANDER: COL Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://www.imperialmight.com/wingv/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42&v=0&s=0
MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
2) LCM Willis (gohan927@hotmail.com) - #6496
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CPT Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: No one hits better than we do!
1) LCM Ryan Chi'Cath (renegade@pa.net) - #6628
2) LT Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
3) TBA
4) TBA
NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Brad Tack (BradTack@isdcolossus.com) - #5131
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://cd.ehonline.org/Nun
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CPT Brad Tack (BradTack@isdcolossus.com) - #5131
2) TBA
3) LCM Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: MAJ Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://wilstriker.crosswinds.net/samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) MAJ Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) LT Bronze de Worde (shogun_alex@hotmail.com) - #7259
3) CM Owen Wolfstar (bladerunner_100@hotmail.com) - #6200
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LCM Soontir Fel (baronsoontirfel@web.de) - #6080
2) LT Metallic Raptor (MetallicRaptor@hotmail.com) - #7432
3) LCM Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Sancho (kindups@aol.com) - #6998
2) CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
3) LT Schling Fo (schlingfo@vt.edu) - #7276
4) TBA
AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: TBA
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aylinsquadron.homestead.com/files/aylin.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LCM Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) COL Draye C. Maaric (usn4983@altavista.com) - #812
2) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
4) TBA
PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://pesquadron.cjb.net
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones
Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
1) CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LCM Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LCM Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) TBA
4) TBA
SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: CM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=58
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) CM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) LCM Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com) - #6680
4) LCM Darth Angelus (laverick@bigfoot.com) - #757
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Birds of Darkness
Motto: No sound, no light...just death.
Homepage: http://www.crossbow2.clickhere2.net
1) LCM Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
2) LT Pat Dowling (patrd44@hotmail.com) - #7335
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://widow.godin.org.uk/
1) LCM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) LT Cameron Alpha (legion@camo.freeserve.co.uk) - #6202
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) SL Taymar Devlin (MartingWebb@lineone.net) - #6398
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Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 6
Nun - 3
Samekh - 9
Aylin - 7
Pe - 4
Sadhe - 9
Total: 39
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WC/COL Sickman/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
PCx3/ISMx4/MoI/IS-2BW/LoC-PSx26/CoLx2/CoB/OV-3E [GALL] {IWATS-CBX-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/2}
DOC/LT Sickman/FMC-TC/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign [DOC]
GRD SickMan (Sith)/Galthain of Satal Keto {SA: CORE}
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