Wing V Report # 5 (2001-10-06)

This report was submitted by COL Sickman


WING V REPORT 5

WC/COL SickMan reporting on 06/10/01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME TO WING V, THE HAMMER'S HELLFIGHTERS!

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Twas Saturday again, SickMan was seated at his desk sifting through his mound of communication`s and he slowly turned his head from side to side in a growing anger at the slowly depleting number in Wing V, down to 35. Something had to be done, the October comps were in place, all CMDR`s and A-CMDR`s were working their butts off, all was left to be announced was the recruitment drive initiative.

The goal, to be 50 members strong by 1st of January 2002, a lofty goal it was, but WC SickMan knew that with some hard-work by all his Wing they could do it , all would be rewarded in the traditional Wing V manner, WC SickMan would pay for all drinks in the month of January that were consumed in Airlock#21 and those members who shined in their recruiting skills would be awarded a medal of a undisclosed name, but WC SickMan would have to personally request these medals from the COM & would be the COM who decides what is awarded to outstanding individuals.

On the corner of SickMan`s desk was Iggy (A Salacious B Crumb type creature) , one of the recent additions to Wing V to help SickMan in his duties. He had some headphones on and was headbanging to some of SickMans back catalogue of metal classics and every now & then he gave the devil sign to SickMan and chittered some satanic verses.

Beside SickMan helping him with the weeks paperwork was GR-81, quietly chirping away has he filed away papers. SickMan`s faithful droid was still without a name, but SickMan rather liked the name Colin.

At the doorway the shadow of a protocol droid peered round and said in a low depressed voice " WC SickMan, it`s time for the weekly Sabaac game in Airlock#21, and CM Face Loran is paying with him being the new CMDR "

With that announcement Iggy, took off his headphones and jumped on the top of Colin and they both scuttered down the hall-way quicker than you could say "free beer" and SickMan moved with surpassingly fast speed closely behind them.

Skiny was left in the doorway, "Ah Sabaac, it reminds me of the time i served aboard a freighter, that was before we had any of these flash super starships, those were the days, when a honest droid could do a honest days work for a good oil bath.............................."

Skiny was unaware that nobody was listening but he carried on his tall story............and for god sake don`t ask him why he only has 1 `n` in Skiny instead of 2, you`ll die of old age before he finishes.........:)


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!! CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members !!


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WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES & PROMOTIONS


FM/LT Kayjahal Krhon joins Nun from the reserves,
COL Maaric steps down as CMDR of Aylin & goes into the reserves,
FM/LT Cameron Alpha/Sadhe declared AWOL,
FM/SL Taymar Devlin/Sadhe declared AWOL,
FL/LCM Pain_then_Death/Pe declared AWOL,
CMDR/CM Face Loran appointed as new CMDR of Aylin Squadron,
FM/LT Bronze de Worde/Samekh goes into the reserves,
CMDR/CM Keiran steps down as CMDR of Pe and goes to Flight Leader of Flight 2 in Pe.


WING NEWS - AWARDS

The Iron Star - Silver Wings was awarded to FL/LCM Soontir Fel/Samekh,

The Iron Star - Silver Ribbon has been awarded to:

RSV/CM Owen Wolfstar (twice),
FL/LCM Murkrow Defender (twice),


IWATS GRADUATIONS


FM/LT Vereska/Mem completes IWATS Course: mIRC 1,
FM/LT Vereska/Mem completes IWATS Course: mIRC 2.


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WING NEWS AND STATUS

Competitions!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SOVCOMP!

Competition 846
Starting Date 9/10/2001
Ending Date 11/15/2001
Parties Involved
SSSD Sovereign, all personnel
Missions/Battles Used

Miscellaneous Details
Ship Web page design competition.
All pilots are invited to design a home page for the SSSD Sovereign to replace the one previously hosted by GN Wolly.
Required elements: Navigation scheme, HTML design for Sovereign home page and the following additional pages: News, Ship Data, War Room (competitions), Cantina (gateway to message board, IRC information, etc.), Wings, Commodore's Office, Art Gallery, Fiction Compendium.

Winning entry may be used as the new SSSD Sovereign home page.
Optional elements: Main logo, link banner, other graphics. Some graphics may be used as the new elements of the Sov page and in a new art gallery.

Awards:
First place: Iron Star-Gold Ribbon
Second place: Iron Star-Silver Ribbon
Third place: Iron Star-Bronze Ribbon

Competition URL http://sov.imperialmight.com
Contact Name RA Proton
Contact Email hullbreach@aol.com


FMC-sponsored King of the Wing contest. Round 6 is FREE-XWA#2,
pilot files to Me!

Deadline is October 14th!



SickMans Sexy September Results

Story comp winners= LCM Murkrow Defender & LCM Owen Wolfstar (now in the reserves)

Both were great stories , Defender`s was short & sweet while owen was a adventure that would make a good battle if anyone wants to make it! Plus theses were the only members who entered.

Assistant Comp winners = Again LCM Murkrow Defender & LCM Owen Wolfstar (now in the reserves)

Also both pilots were again the only entrants.

Again a difficult choice, but both pilots came up with the same idea for a Salacious B Crumb type assistant and a droid, so there will be 2 droids and 1 Salacious B, they are:


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GR-81 (Colin)

Race/Model-Newest model Astromech Droid

Duties-General assistant to the WC helping with paperwork etc.

Apperance-Approx. 4 feet tall with a domed head. Primary colour is black with silver as a secondary colour.

History-GR-81 is the newest model astromech droid produced by Astro Industries specifically for the Emperor's Hammer. Generally assigned to Command Staff officer's of the various sub-groups of the Emperor's Hammer nobody really knows how Sickman acquired the small droid but rumours say he won it from former Wing V wing commander RA Proton in a sabaac game just days after taking command of the Wing. Programmed with the latest navigation and problem solving algorithms the droid is also a handy co-pilot. Sickman has also secretly programed the droid to be the wing's requisition's officer and the droid can get just about anything a wing member could desire, as long as the WC authorises it of course.



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Ignatius "Iggy" B. Crumb

Race/Model-Kawokian Monkey Lizard

Duties-Iggy acts as a spy for the WC, spying not only on the other WC's and RA Proton but also on the trouble makers and pranksters in the Wing.

Apperance-About two feet tall with a short tall, a beak and large ears.

History-Iggy is the younger brother of Jabba the Hutt's jester the famous, according to Iggy, Salacious B Crumb. Iggy was born on Kawokia and left the planet around the same time as his more famous brother. But unlike Salacious, Iggy chose a life as a performer in a travelling circus as a magician. Iggy travelled the galaxy with the circus for many years until it was attacked by a group of salvers who took the entire circus prisoner hoping to sell them to the highest bidder. That was until the pilot's of Sadhe destroyed the slavers and freed the prisoner's. Thinking he owed Sickman for his life Iggy followed him until Sickman relented and decided to let him tag along.



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A senile old Combat Protocall droid named Skiny that has nothing better to do than follow you around and tell crazy ranting storys to LTs that just happen to sit close to him at the bar.



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October Comps

This month I will continue the To Art or Not to Art? comp until December 1st, so if you want to design some....any graphics for the Wing V website then send them to me and you could be the winner of a nice shiny new IS-SR.

Also I`m announcing three flying comps using the three flying formats.

Comp1 is TIE-TC#187

Comp2 is XvT-TC#17

Comp3 is XWA-TC#19

Deadline is October 31st

Highest scorer for each format will win a IS-SW

Lastly Comp4 will be a writing comp like last month, get your Shakespeare heads on and write something, anything Wing V related, winner of the best will win a IS-SR, deadline is again October 31st



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FLEET NEWS / MISCELLANEOUS


New TCS and TCT sought for XvT/BoP
02:34 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
With the many changes in command over the past months concerning the XvT part of the Tactical Staff, there is currently a lack of playtesters (TCS) and correctors (TCT) for Xvt/BoP, with as well a growing backlog on XvT battles. Therefore, the Tactical Office is looking for additional Tactical Surveyors (TCS, playtesters) and Tacticians (TCT, correctors) for the XvT/BoP platform. Please review the Tactical Manual for the position descriptions. Some requirements for the positions are for Tactical Surveyors(TCS):

have XvT/BoP (!!)
be able to playtest a battle within a week and to write a beta report (templates in the Tactical Manual)
knowledge in XvT/BoP mission design, graduation from XTM not necessary but recommended.
And for Tacticians (TCT):

have XvT/BoP
be able to bring corrections to a battle within 1,2 weeks, from the problems noticed by the TCS in their beta reports (guidelines in the Tactical Manual)
knowledge in XvT/BoP mission design
must have passed XTM from IWATS
Please review the Tactical Manual before applying, there you will find a complete description of the Tactical Staff. These are auxiliary positions, which means you don't have to leave your squadron. Applications are to be sent to Lieutenant Colonel Marcin Szydlowksi and Captain Drako. Nice rewards for all hard working people !


H domain updated
23:44 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
Grand Admiral Ronin has updated the EH Imperial News Center with news on the latest fleet news and other Star Wars info.

COMM Assistant open for applications
16:01 - VA Motti [teeps10@alltel.net]
Since our former COMM Assistant (COMMA), Jacob Van Nowak, has been promoted to CA2:RO, we are now taking applications from anyone interested in being COMMA should send applications to both Vice Admiral HackSolo and Vice Admiral Motti. Be sure to include your EH Resume as well as one personal reference. There are no prerequisite abilities applicants should have, except basic arithmetic skills. All applicants should however be able and willing to do the following:

- Spend an hour or two each week counting message board posts in order to award Medals of Communication (this will be your main duty)
- Report directly to HackSolo and Motti
- Do small tasks for the COMM & CA:COMM, since we're both busy college men. :P

That's about it, the job isn't an excessive amount of work, but if you do a good job, it's very helpful for advancement in the EH, just look at our last COMMA Jacob... in June he was FM/LCM, and now in September he's CA:RO/RA. All are encouraged to apply.

New TCC:XvT
14:32 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
Congratulations to.... Captain Drako for being the new Tactical Coordinator (XvT/BoP) ! It has been a hard choice from many highly qualified applicants. The other considered candidates were:

CMDR-TCT/MAJ Wes Janson
CMDR/MAJ Linkan
COM-TCT/RA Jeff "Tiger" Loruss
WC/MAJ Fenn Logan
FL/LCM Boris
FM/CM Mace
Thanks to everyone who applied ! If you want to join the Tactical Staff as a TCS or TCT or both, new openings should happen soon.


ew Intrepid Commodore
03:27 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Congratulations to Rear Admiral Brakka who has been selected as the new COM for the ISD Intrepid. Also congratulations to the following on their promotions to Squadron Commander:

COL Scoser - Hammer
CPT RedTaz - Nun
CM Zack Amberam - Ravager
CPT Julian "Sailorboy" Clary - Copperhead



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ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21

Orator of the week:

Gen, with this classic

Main computer crashed - motherboard failure.
Secondary computer - not enough memory to run TIE Fighter

Replacement Main computer - unable to plug in joysticks with normal ports, and USB connections are full.

Aylin 1-4 fails readiness comp.

Other oratory this week:

Main PC at dads house, sencondary PC's joystick is shot:< Sadhe 2-1 Also fails readiness comp:<


FL/LCM Murkrow Defender

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I need a new uniform!
Captain Morgan
p.s. yes with the pirate hat, the wooden leg, and the parrot on the
right shoulder

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So do I...I need to remove the CMDR star off my uniform before someone cons me into commanding Aylin Squadron again.

COL Gen

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No graphics? Thats makes me......*tries to rip Wing V armband off*

The problem is, I need pics for the site and I myself am terrible with art,
therefore PLEASE! PLEASE! Make graphics for me!

Do you really want out beloved Wing V page to be graphically challenged? And
I don't trust that old droid. If I don't finish the website, Sicky may send
him to tell me about how good the Lieutenant's on other ships were and how
I'm pathetic and not a hard worker!

FM/LT Pat Dowling

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So if the graphics comp continues, does that mean I have an excuse for not
fully completing the website? I'll use the pics that are already there if
you'd like.

FM/LT Pat Dowling

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*As the graveyard shift on the Sov's bridge starts it's work RA Proton commes out of his ready room for his final checks before he goes to his quarters to sleep. The night seemed as normal as any but he just couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. As he signals to the LSD team that he is ready for them to eskort him back to his roomhe sees a glimer coming from a ventalation shaft and sudenly disapear when he looks at it. He signals to his jawa to go in and take a look as him and the other 2 members of his team of assistants walk down the coridors. Suddenly a loud sound is heard, like something being pussed over behind them, so once again Proton sends one of his team. Just as Proton gets close to his quarters his surplus probe droid suddenly shuts down. All of a sudden he sees a miniature T/D flying down the hall towards him and he can see a monkey at the controls. As the thing aproches it opens fire on the RA. out of the laser implacements comes sily string and roten tomatos are fired insted of misiles. Then the ship veers down a dark cooridor and is never seen again.*



FL/LCM Murkrow Defender


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WING V COMMUNICATIONS

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://www.imperialmight.com/wingv
Message board: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42
Group email: WingV@topica.com
Group home page: http://www.topica.com/lists/wingv

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WING V OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
WING COMMANDER: COL Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.ehonline.org/wingvsite/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42&v=0&s=0




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MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
2) LCM Willis (gohan927@hotmail.com) - #6496
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CPT Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: No one hits better than we do!
1) LCM Ryan Chi'Cath (renegade@pa.net) - #6628
2) LT Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
3) TBA
4) TBA




NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=62&v=1&s=0


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Crazy Canucks
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
2) TBA
3) LCM Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Sharp Shooters
Motto: We will make make you submit to the power of the DarkSide
1) LCM Nick Chi'Cath (tmotter@epix.net) - #6768
2) LT Kayjahal Krhon (kayjahal@tin.it) - #3108
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA




SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: LC Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://wilstriker.crosswinds.net/samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51


FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) LC Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LCM Soontir Fel (baronsoontirfel@web.de) - #6080
2) LT Metallic Raptor (MetallicRaptor@hotmail.com) - #7432
3) LCM Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Sancho (kindups@aol.com) - #6998
2) TBA
3) LT Schling Fo (schlingfo@vt.edu) - #7276
4) TBA




AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CM Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aleth.prv.pl/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496


FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side.
1) CM Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) TBA
2) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
4) TBA




PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: TBA
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://pesquad.cjb.net


FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones
Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
2) SL Nicholas Zabaly (vzabaly@earthlink.net) - #7843
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
2) LCM Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) TBA
4) TBA




SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: CM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
NICKNAME: The Imperial Rogues
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Let Rogue Squadron Die, at the Hands of Their Imperial Brethren.
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=58


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) CM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) LCM Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com) - #6680
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Birds of Darkness
Motto: No sound, no light...just death.
Homepage: http://www.crossbow2.clickhere2.net
1) LCM Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
2) LT Pat Dowling (patrd44@hotmail.com) - #7335
3) LT Lucas Skyhopper (sithkid@hotmail.com) - #6769
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://widow.godin.org.uk/
1) LCM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) TBA
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) TBA



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Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 6
Nun - 5
Samekh - 6
Aylin - 6
Pe - 4
Sadhe - 7
Total: 35

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WC/COL Sickman/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
PCx3/ISMx4/MoI/IS-2BW/LoC-PSx26/CoLx2/CoB/OV-3E [GALL] {IWATS-CBX-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/2}

GRD SickMan (Sith)/Galthain of Satal Keto {SA: CORE}


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