WC/COL SickMan reporting on 29/9/01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:
WELCOME TO WING V, THE HAMMER'S HELLFIGHTERS!
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Saturday, about tea-time,
WC SickMan sat and his desk doing his usual mound of paperwork, took a swig of Caf and pressed a button and said "Get me LCM Murkrow Defender, and take him directly to the Medlab "
A Senior Stormtrooper seemingly in-human voice replied "Will do Sir"
SickMan turned off his terminals and Heavy Metal music he was listening too and made his way to the Wing V Medlab........
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At the Wing V Medlab, lying on a bed surrounded by nurses seeing to all his needs was Pip, the Imp Dog......still recovering from the tennis-ball-incident, he looked up as SickMan entered the lab.
"How is he Taz?" SickMan asked the Acting-Wing V DOC
"he`s recovering well, i expect him back on hardcore alcohol within a week"
"excellent news, well `ve got some diplomatic duties to do now, keep me infromed Taz"
"Will do, see you at the card game later Sicky"
SickMan walked out and nodded to Pip has he went
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Meanwile a platoon of Stormtroopers entered the Sadhe barraks to find LCM Defender on his bunk reading something called Mad magazine??
"LCM Defender you are under arrest and shall accompany us to the WingV Medlab now!"
"Huh, what the......." Murkrow protested as he was dragged to his feet and quickly cuffed before he could say anything
The he was then escorted to the Wing V Medlab
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Outside Wing V Medlab was WC SickMan looking out a view port
LCM Murkrow Defender was brought before him
"LCM Defender, i have been wondering now for nearly a week a suitable punishment for your act on my Dog Pip, as it happens, you can actually help me by completing a trade deal with someone for me, and for the Empire"
A stromtrooper took the cuffs off Murkrow and SickMan said "Walk with me"
They both walked down the corridor to outside and large doored room
"So, LCM, are you willing to seal this trade deal? there will be no other action taken against you if you are to do this"
"I will WC SickMan, and i`m sorry for what i did to your dog"
"very well" SickMan pushed the button and opened the door
There in a room filled with steam and a foul odour was a Hutt, armed with a whip and a industrial size can of Hutt-grease (tm), that LCM instantly recognised
Murkrow stood there mouth gaped open and SickMan said "oh, and Pip sent you this message", he handed over a datapad and it instanly played the voice of Pip
"Murkrow, revenge is so very, very, Sweeet"
LCM Walked into the large room, still in a dazed shock as the large door came down and sealed.........locked
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Back in the WingV Medlab, Pip was giggling as he heard the whip and scream noises from down the corridor and said to the nearest female nurse "isn`t it about time for another sponge bath?"
"but you just hads one 10 minutes ago?"
"yes, but i like to keep myself clean hehehe"
And so it was another eventful day in Wing V, aboard the flagship of the Empire, The SSSD Sovereign.......
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!! CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members !!
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WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES & PROMOTIONS
CMDR BradTack Steps down from being CMDR of Nun and transfers to Pi 2-2/Wing VIII/ISD Colossus,
Captain Morgan becomes A_CMDR of Mem because of dissaperance of COL Bilbo,
FL/LCM Ryan Chi'Cath of MEM goes into the reserves,
LCM Nick Chi'Cath transfers from the reserves to FL of flight2 of Nun
WING NEWS - AWARDS
None, nada, nothing........
IWATS GRADUATIONS
FL/LCM Soontir Fel/Samekh 2-1/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign completed IWATS Course: Computer Basics,
FL/LCM Soontir Fel/Samekh 2-1/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign completed IWATS Course: Squadron Management 2
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WING NEWS AND STATUS
Competitions!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wing V League Comp!
Last submissions for the pilot league are due in on
the 30th!!
Fly TC-TIE 169!!
SUPRISE SOVCOMP!
Starting Date 9/26/2001
Ending Date 10/3/2001
Parties Involved
SSSD Sovereign and Omega Squadron, all pilots
Missions/Battles Used
TIE-FREE Battle #160 - Colossus: Gold Rush
XvT-FREE Battle #50 - The Intrepid Catches the Defiance
XWA-FREE Battle #29 - Operation TakeDown
Miscellaneous Details
Surprise free mission blowout lasting just one week, intended to gauge ship readiness.
All pilots are eligible to fly any or all of the free missions listed. In each platform category, the individual winner will receive the Iron Star-Gold Wings; runnersup, IS-SW; third place finishers, IS-BW.
SOVCOMP!
Competition 846
Starting Date 9/10/2001
Ending Date 11/15/2001
Parties Involved
SSSD Sovereign, all personnel
Missions/Battles Used
Miscellaneous Details
Ship Web page design competition.
All pilots are invited to design a home page for the SSSD Sovereign to replace the one previously hosted by GN Wolly.
Required elements: Navigation scheme, HTML design for Sovereign home page and the following additional pages: News, Ship Data, War Room (competitions), Cantina (gateway to message board, IRC information, etc.), Wings, Commodore's Office, Art Gallery, Fiction Compendium.
Winning entry may be used as the new SSSD Sovereign home page.
Optional elements: Main logo, link banner, other graphics. Some graphics may be used as the new elements of the Sov page and in a new art gallery.
Awards:
First place: Iron Star-Gold Ribbon
Second place: Iron Star-Silver Ribbon
Third place: Iron Star-Bronze Ribbon
Competition URL http://sov.imperialmight.com
Contact Name RA Proton
Contact Email hullbreach@aol.com
FMC-sponsored King of the Wing contest. Round 5 is FREE-XvT#2,
pilot files to Me!
Deadline is September 29th!
SickMan`s Sexy September!!!!!!!!
Comp1
WC/COL SickMan need`s a assistant or assistants, all Wing V are invited to invent 1 or 2 helpers for Sicky, the winner of the most imaginative helpers will recieve a IS-SW, Winner will be announces 1st of October.
Comp2
RECUITMENT
The Squadron who recutis the most members from now until the 1st of October will have the honour of the WC`s own for September!
Comp3
Tale Telling
A story comp where all member of Wing V are again invited to write a story, long or short about anything Wing related, best story will win a IS-SW, winner will be announced 1st of October
Comp4
to Art or not to Art? that is the question.
Again a Prize of a IS-SW to the member of wing V that designs any kind of art for the Wing V website, other winner maybe declared if there are more than one excellent piece.
HA Astaine announced on the Wing V messageboard that theres less than 90 more IWATS courses to be completed to hit the 10,000 mark...........so get taking them courses Wing V!!!!!!
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FLEET NEWS / MISCELLANEOUS
Advanced Guard Recruitment
07:38 - RA Osan'gar [dclutterbuck2@yahoo.co.uk]
I am now taking applicants to join the ranks of the Advanced Guard. The basic requirements in order to join are as follows.
- Minimum rank of LCM (MAJ for those in the Negotiation Commission and COL for those in the Diplomatic Commission)
- Mail response time of 24/48 hours
- Be able to work within deadlines set and submit a weekly report on current activities
- Responsible, and able to promote and represent the Emperor's Hammer across the world
Additionally, applicants should say why they think that they would make a good member of the Guard, and also any skills and qualities they have that may apply to the Guard. Mail all applications to Rear Admiral Osan'gar while CCing Fleet Admiral Keiran Idanian with the subject "Advanced Guard Application"
Star Wars Costumes
07:36 - RA Jacob Van Nowak [JacobVanNowak@aol.com]
The following link is to a website which teaches you how to make your own favorite Star Wars costumes. I believe this would be some fun to fellow EH members out. I know I love it. Good-Luck and happy costume making!
http://www.studiocreations.com/howto/index.html
Applications open for the Imperial Historical Society
07:35 - AD Ramos [Magedon42@aol.com]
The Logistics Office Primary duty is EH history and we are currently looking for members to join it's Staff, under the Jurisdiction of the Imperial Historical Society.
The IHS, headed by myself, are in need of worthy candidates who will ideally be veterans of their respective ships or wings. Awards up to Silver or Gold star are available for the right minded and hard working individual. Interviews, report collection, INPR's and searching through old newsletters are typical tasks.
Several teams are expected to be created. All information is welcome and a weekly update of your activities is required. For more information and to sign up for this vital duty, Please Contact Vice Admiral Oldham and Admiral Ramos.
Imperial Storm final results
07:31 - VA Adrenaline [adrenaline@tiecorps.org]
As some of you may or may not know, the latest Imperial Storm Exercise has ended (about a month ago).
As a Task Force Admiral of this years exercise, I would like to extend my thanks to Pri for making it possible, and although it ended a bit prematurely we here at Task Force DOOM had a lot of fun. I know I speak for the entire Battlegroups when I say that we're looking forward to the next IS to start, and with the recent assignment of VA Pel as our new War Officer I'm sure it won't be long.
As posted in the latest Flag Office report :
The final Imperial Storm II results are out:
TF Doom - 1780 Victory Points
TF Silver Saber - 1345 Victory Points
TF Flaming Arrow - 1020 Victory Points
Congratulations to Vice Admiral Adrenaline and her team.
Imperator !
03:45 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
Congratulations to Lieutenant Brucmack, who is the first to reach the highest FCHG Rank, Imperator !
CC:XvT position opened
13:40 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
With the resignation of Major Locke, the position of Tactical Coordinator (XvT) is opened for application. The requirements are as follows:
must have knowledge in XvT/BoP mission designing
must have passed the IWATS XvT mission creation course (XvT)
must be able to manage a team of Tacticians and playtesters
must be able to answer emails within 24/48h
no HCI conviction
The job description for this auxiliary position is available in the Tactical Manual. Please include in your applications references to possible created XvT/BoP battles or free missions, or to some work done in the past for the Tactical Office. Any experience in team managing is also to be reported. Applications are to be sent to Fleet Admiral Striker and Lieutenant Colonel Marcin Szydlowski.
Playing custom EH battles
03:44 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
When you fly a free mission or battle, always make sure you have the up-to-date version, by checking the Battle Center. i don't make announcements of battle updates, which doesn't mean some are not updated... actually there are some quite every day or so, so make sure to fly the latest version. They are generally better (bug corrected or other things), so you will enjoy them better as well... I know some of you download a bunch of battles and fly them weeks after, just have a look on the last update date...!
Another thing, fly a mission at least twice before posting a bug report... if you didn't complete it at the first time, it doesn't mean it is a bug, even hot shot pilots can fail sometimes >:-)
Happy flying !
inal Pulp Phantom episode
17:43 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
Pulp Phantom: The Animated Parody - http://www.pulpphantom.com - After several months of waiting, the final episode and longest one yet is out! In addition to this, they have a brand new site layout without the porn banners everywhere.
Warning: The site contains language, adult subject matter, and an overweight George. For mature audiences only.
cent Promotions
08:51 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Congratulations to the following new Squadron Commanders:
CPT Angel - Raptor
CM Sandor Clegane - Epsilon
CM Mayk Wolverine - Aleth
CM Arion Sunrider - Talon
CM Josh Popelka - Hey
Also congratulations to the new Vanguard Commodore, Rear Admiral Zippy Hawk and to the new War Officer, Vice Admiral Pel!
New Tactical Head Coordinator
04:34 - FA Striker [striker@tiecorps.org]
With Fleet Admiral StarLion stepping down from CA:TAC/TCHC to TACA, the new Tactical Head Coordinator is Lieutenant Colonel Marcin Szydlowski, congratulations ! For the moment, I am not looking for any Command Attaché, don't waste your time applying for the position.
ission creators needed
02:32 - LCM Murkrow Defender [mike_pilot1@hotmail.com]
Together with COL Sickman (Wing V WC) and RA Proton, I am organizing a Sov wide Comp and need mission creators to help with the custom missions involved. Mission creators for all platforms are needed (TIE, XvT, and XWA). The comp is an Olympic style comp were teams from evry squadron on the Sov competes for the title in 4 different areas (3 flying and 1 non-flying). If you are interested please contact me at mike_pilot1@hotmail.com. New TIE and XWA missions
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ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21
Orator of the week:
LCM Murkrow Defender
Man where have you been?! I have gotten at least 3 reports in the last few days plus all the info being passed around like the HUGE Sov wide comps I'm organising, and the free mission comp! How can you say you haven't herd anything?! And not all of this stuff is garbage, for instance, Sicky "ordered" me to keep up the pranks, hence Pip's tenis ball enima, hehehe. and other runons and rants help take our minds of RL and other things. And since you have been gone you probably missed the brunt of the e-mail trafic on the e-group so your lucky, during some weeks we would get up to 80 e-mails a day from the e-group alone and even though many were from me they get anoying after a wile. And just wondering, when do you wade through the garbage? I never see you when I get tosed into the trash compactors:)
LCM Murkrow Defender replies to Gen`s comments about the lack of reports.
Other oratory this week:
and the rath of me!!!
*proclaims himself the #2 prankster of Wing V, only just beneath MD*
FM/LCM Face Loran
MD, please get a message board where there isn't a bloody TEXT LIMIT! I
couldn't post my elaborate theft of the EEC, so I mailed it to you, then you
said it would be prank of the week, but you said it couldn't fit on the
page, then again you CLAIM your a webdesigner, but you can't create a
subpage for my long prank! From this day forward, if you dare try to give
yourself the title of a webdesigner, I will smack you upside the head! You
must earn the title!
BTW: MD used a "what you see is what you get" webdesign program *gasp*
And you passed the IWATS course you say?
FM/LT Pat Dowling
Ooooooooo. I use a WYSIWYG deseign program big deal. I wanted to get a free
URL they ofered it but I needed to use there program so I did big deal. It
just got teh site up faster. And you can make several posts for a prank Pat,
others do it all teh time. The only reason I didn't make yours the prank of
teh week was cause there was a good one that was shorter on the MB. And I
never said it would be the PotW I said it was in the running. Any way I
don't want an argument to break out so I'm going to leave this alone now.
FL/LCM Murkrow Defender
*MD stroles over to LT Skyhoppers quarters. He opens the door, sees teh room is a mess but amazingly the young pilots isn't there or in the Airlock! MD goes to the hangar and finds teh pilots TIE is gone! Wow all my pilots are finaly flying!*
FL/LCM Murkrow Defender
MD, I'm ticked at you, how dare your leave that office without cleaning up SickMan's drool from my beautiful Web page? LOL ;)
RA Proton
Silly MD ;)
RA Proton
>>FL/LCM Murkrow Defender(The prankster returns! with new material and
backed by Sickys orders)<<
Hmm... I can't imagine a tennis ball enema on Pip is exactly what Sicky had
in mind when he gave the order to continue your pranks. :P
Guess I better warn RedTaz that he has an unusual medical case heading to
the MedLab. hehehe
CMDR/LC Wil_Striker
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WING V COMMUNICATIONS
IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://www.imperialmight.com/wingv
Message board: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42
Group email: WingV@topica.com
Group home page: http://www.topica.com/lists/wingv
Website: http://wingv.ehonline.org/wingvsite/
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WING V OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
WING COMMANDER: COL Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.ehonline.org/wingvsite/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42&v=0&s=0
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MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
2) LCM Willis (gohan927@hotmail.com) - #6496
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CPT Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: No one hits better than we do!
1) LCM Ryan Chi'Cath (renegade@pa.net) - #6628
2) LT Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
3) TBA
4) TBA
NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=62&v=1&s=0
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Crazy Canucks
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
2) TBA
3) LCM Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Sharp Shooters
Motto: We will make make you submit to the power of the DarkSide
1) LCM Nick Chi'Cath (tmotter@epix.net) - #6768
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: LC Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://wilstriker.crosswinds.net/samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) LC Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) LT Bronze de Worde (shogun_alex@hotmail.com) - #7259
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LCM Soontir Fel (baronsoontirfel@web.de) - #6080
2) LT Metallic Raptor (MetallicRaptor@hotmail.com) - #7432
3) LCM Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Sancho (kindups@aol.com) - #6998
2) TBA
3) LT Schling Fo (schlingfo@vt.edu) - #7276
4) TBA
AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: COL Draye C. Maaric (usn4983@altavista.com) - #812
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aleth.prv.pl/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side.
1) COL Draye C. Maaric (usn4983@altavista.com) - #812
2) TBA
3) LCM Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) TBA
2) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
4) TBA
PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://pesquad.cjb.net
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones
Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
1) CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LCM Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LCM Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) TBA
4) TBA
SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: CM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
NICKNAME: The Imperial Rogues
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Let Rogue Squadron Die, at the Hands of Their Imperial Brethren.
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=58
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) CM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) LCM Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com) - #6680
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Birds of Darkness
Motto: No sound, no light...just death.
Homepage: http://www.crossbow2.clickhere2.net
1) LCM Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
2) LT Pat Dowling (patrd44@hotmail.com) - #7335
3) LT Lucas Skyhopper (sithkid@hotmail.com) - #6769
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://widow.godin.org.uk/
1) LCM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) LT Cameron Alpha (legion@camo.freeserve.co.uk) - #6202
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) SL Taymar Devlin (MartingWebb@lineone.net) - #6398
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Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 6
Nun - 4
Samekh - 7
Aylin - 7
Pe - 4
Sadhe - 9
Total: 38
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WC/COL Sickman/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
PCx3/ISMx4/MoI/IS-2BW/LoC-PSx26/CoLx2/CoB/OV-3E [GALL] {IWATS-CBX-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/2}
GRD SickMan (Sith)/Galthain of Satal Keto {SA: CORE}
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