Wing V Report # 15 (2001-12-15)

This report was submitted by COL Sickman


WING V REPORT# 15

WC/COL SickMan reporting on 16/12/01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME TO WING V, THE HAMMER'S HELLFIGHTERS!

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Well another good week for Wing V with a good turnout of activity and some Movers & Shakers coming in and out of Wing V.
There is of course still room for major improvement, we need more members & we need to keep up our activity, as the Sicky saying goes:

Fly Hard, Recruit Hard.........then Party Hard!!!

Go FIVE!


New Wing V Website at: http://www.geocities.com/wingvhq/

!! CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members !!


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WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES & PROMOTIONS


FL/LT Koyi Komad joins Nun,
FM/SL Choirbass joins Nun,
FM/SL Damius/Nun declared AWOL,
FM/SL Choirbass/Nun promoted to LT,
FM/SL Logan Kale joins Sadhe,
FM/SL Logan Kale/Sadhe promoted to LT,
LT Logan Kale tranfers to Typhoon,
FM/LCM Kratas joins Pe from the Reserves.


WING NEWS - AWARDS


CM Murkrow Defender awarded 1 LoC.


IWATS GRADUATIONS


FM/LT Tim Brooks/Mem completes IWATS Course: mIRC 1,
FM/SL Choirbass/Nun completes IWATS Course: Computer Basics,
FM/LT Logan Kale/Sadhe completes IWATS Course: AIM,
FM/LT Choirbass/Nun completes IWATS Course: AIM,
FM/LT Logan Kale/Sadhe completes IWATS Course: mIRC 1,
FM/LT Logan Kale/Sadhe completes IWATS Course: mIRC 2,
FM/LT Choirbass/Nun completes IWATS Course: XvT Tactics.


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WING NEWS AND STATUS

Ayline Squadron changes:-

Old Flight I Motto: You don't know the true POWER of the Dark Side.
New Flight I Motto: You won't know what hit you until you're already dead

Old Flight I Nickname: The Clerics
New Flight I Nickname: White Lightning

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New email list airlock21@topica.com
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Prank email list at wingvprank@topica.com
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Competitions!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mascot Power Battles Results
Graphics Round

Wing Points (graphics):
Wing I - 0
Wing II - 134
Wing III - 22
Wing IV - 0
Wing V - 0
Wing VI - 0
Omega Squadron - 119

New Wing Totals:

Wing I - 45
Wing II - 295
Wing III - 309
Wing IV - 246
Wing V - 25
Wing VI - 60
Omega - 166

So, we see Wing III maintaining a slim lead over the now-resurgent Wing II,
and Omega bolts ahead with a fine showing in gfx, whilst the rest languish at
their previous spots. Good luck to all in TIE Mission Design, and fiction
should be released soon...FB, check your mail :P

COL Prefect

Mascot Power Battles Round 4: Tie Mission Design


I am LC Halcyon, and I shall be judging the Tie Mission Creation portion
of this contest.

There is only one condition that you must keep in mind when designing your
mission; your wing's mascot must be featured in the mission. It doesn't
have to play a huge part in the mission itself, but the mascot must show-up
somehow. And remember, when designing a mission, the more original the
mission, the higher the marks. I also have a sense of humour, so that may
or may not help your marks.

All missions are due into me (eh_halcyon@hotmail.com) by December 21st,
2001. Good luck and have fun!

website for the comp at
http://members.tripod.com/tar_palantir/mascot.html




ALSO......

Sirs,

I am pleased to announce the fiction section of the Mascot Power
Battles! Albeit rather delayed, the following instructions are
guaranteed to delight and amaze your pilots. So without further
brouhaha and shenanigans, here we go:

o Submissions for the competition will be accepted between December 12th
and December 26th.

o Any major type of fiction will be accepted: short stories,
poetry, jokes, and haikus are all fantastic. Length is not a concern,
but if you write a sonnet about your mascot, it should definitely have
the correct number of lines. If you write a joke about Wing II's
Mariachi MiniFords, it should definitely be funny.

o All submissions must include one or more wing mascots as major
characters or themes, and all portrayals of mascots must be true to
their descriptions as provided by VA Proton in the SSSD Sovereign
Sourcebook (see Sov Report from 12/10/2001). Ford and Aylius Khan
still need to provide descriptions for their mascots, apparently. You
two are at liberty to release those any time you wish.

o Submissions will be subjected to rigorous quality testing and
evaluated on spelling/grammar, humor value, accuracy, and wittiness.
I will attempt to judge each piece in the spirit in which it was
written if possible (scary stories will be rated on scariness, while
funny ones will be rated on funniness, for instance).

Any questions should be directed to Rick the Pink Elephant.

Thank you,
Colonel Firebird

WC/COL Firebird/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PCx5/ISM/IS-1BW/CoL/CoB/LoA/OV-4E [FUSL] {IWATS-CBX-ICQ-IIC/1/2/3-M/1/2-SM/1/2}

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -- Albert Einstein

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Jack's Ultimate Scramble (FCHG Comp)


Nov. 1st: Competition begins at midnight no matter your time zone.
Every Wednesday after: Progress reports to be handed out
11:59:59 December 31st: Final battles to be received
January 1-4: final scores posted, Wing Champions determined
January 5th, The Final Showdown: The six Wing Champions compete in the ultimate test, it has been decided that if all pilots have XWA, the Showdown will be held in #Airlock54 at 17:00 EST (5:00 PM)

Now the Rules:
1. All battles must be received between the exact times of 00:00:00 November 1st and 23:59:59 December 31st
2. Wing Champions must respond to the Showdown invitation on January 4th (seperate from the final scores) or else Wing Runner-Ups will be declared Wing Champions
3. All pilots should submit at least 4 battles and/or free missions each week
4. Battles previously flown for database may be reflown for the competition.

Regulations:
1. Absolutely no person may use invulnerability or unlimited weapons unless I rule it nessacery to use them
2. Any battle found using the above violation will not be counted for anything and will be stricken from the record
3. Wing Champions must participate in the Final Showdown.

Medal Awards:
Wing Champion: IS-SW
Wing Runner-Up: IS-BW
Showdown 3rd: IS-BW
Showdown 2nd: IS-SW
Showdown 1st/Sovereign Champion: IS-GW

Final Rules Respectfully Submitted,
FM/LCM Jack Stone/Sin 1-3/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign
MoI/LoC/CoB [HUSS] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1/2-SM/2-TM-TT-XAM}

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FMC-sponsored King of the Wing contest. Round is 10 XWA-FREE Battle #4
pilot files to Me!

Deadline is Janruary 1st!


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DECEMBER WING V COMPS

Comp1 is to fly TIE-TC Battle #192 - Claws of Death
Comp2 is to fly XvT-TC Battle #21 - Project X: "the T-65C A2 project"
Comp3 is to fly XWA-TC Battle #24 - The History of the SSSD Sovereign
Comp4 is to fly XWA-FCHG Battle #2 - The Forgotten Legacy
Comp5 is to fly XWA-FREE Battle #43 - TAC2K

Deadline is January 1st 2002

Winner (highest scorer) of Comps 1 to 4 will recieve a IS-SW
Winner (highest scorer) of Comp 5 will reciev a IS-BW


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FLEET NEWS / MISCELLANEOUS








Exercise Cantina Run over
08:57 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
The ECR is over with the final standings in:

1st: ISD Immortal - 75 points
2nd: ISD Colossus - 74 points
3rd: ISD Challenge - 55 points

Congratulations to all the crew of the ISD Immortal on a victory well deserved. The Immortal now takes over the role of the Battlegroups Flagship!

Oops...
08:30 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
I forgot to list all the recent Squadron Commander appointments in my report, so I'll do it here. Yay for the following:

LC Zulaan Eronaile - Diamondback
CPT Falcon - Ravager
CPT Blair Vallyn - Python
CPT Keiran - Kaph
CM Argyle Ironfist - Spear

Flag Promotions
08:05 - FA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
I'm pleased to promote two of the TIE Corp's finest today. Both of these Officers have worked tirelessly these past couple of months, without reward to better their ships, and Battlegroup.

Congratulations to Rear Admirals Lohr Zadash (RelCOM) and Toran Dan (ImmCOM) who are today promoted to Vice Admiral



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ORATORS OF AIRLOCK# 21

Orator of the week:


*Face Stroles down teh hall towards the airlock but he can't seem to shake teh feeling that someone or something is following him. As he passes by a vent he smells something that doesn't seem right. Why does it smell like fish around here? He thought to himself, I'm not even close to the mess hall and far as I know we don't have any fish on board? The it happens. MD jumps out of the vent in a brownish green santa type suit and shouts out "HE HE HE Marry fishmas!" then Sprays Face with fish gutts and then with a watter gun full of the watter the fish came from before jumping back into the vent, celing it and running for dear life to the vent in the airlock to make his escape* Sorry it has been so long since I pranked guys, but keep in mind, just cause I am an old senile CMDR doesn't mean I can't prank your butt off:) Now to think up my next prank;)

CMDR/CM Murkrow Defender



Other oratory this week:



BOOOO YEA! Wing V is the place to be. Come on Samekh...let's whip out our Tie Fighters and show them what we got.

FM/LT Metallic Raptor/Samekh 2-2/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
{IWATS-AIM-IIC/1}

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& Sicky has a potential 2 recruits

The old Geezer still has it!

COL SickMan

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Yeah go Sicky! Say if I give you a shipment of wisky all to your self you think you could send one of them my way:P J/K I know there are squads that need them more:)

CMDR/CM Murkrow Defender

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As long as the beer is coming from my stash, sure! If it's from the Airlock, I'll have to pass on that one:P We're ready for anything, this new guy won't be able to fend off a joint strike against him. He will be crushed! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

CM Face Loran

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Did someone mention Beer?, sweet understanding Beeeer mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


COL SickMan
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Info on the Beer in the Airlock:
Reported to me by reliable sources, the Beer in Airlock 21 has some kind of biological agent in it that will cause nausea, vomiting, and severe illness moreso than usual to anyone who ingests the substance. Blame MD for anything that happens to you after a visit to the Airlock, because it's most likely linked to him and is his fault ;)

CMDR/CM Face Loran

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Tim Brooks looks at the crate sitting on the floor of the ready room with his name on it in curiosity for a few minutes. After a bit he pulls his trusty crowbar out of his... pocket and opens it up. He faints with excitement when realising its a gift from his parents, a Logitech Wingman Force Feedback 3D!!! wow Tim Brooks will be able to kick a whole lot of rebel but with this baby!

FM/LT Tim Brooks/Mem 3-2/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign

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*MD runs in with an excited look on his face wearing teh Spam waitress uniform and carrying cardboard cut outs of stupid animations from old monty python scketchs.* "When do we start when do we start?! Oh it was just a joke"*adn MD walks back out of the room pouting and singing the spam song*

P.S. to my squadron and teh CMDRs and people who actually read my reports: my report will be late today because of a monty python marathon at my place(aaaaaaaahhhhh 8 straight hours of monty python:) And now for something completly diferent. I wasn't expecting the bloody spanish inquesition!*three men in red barge in* "No one ever expects teh spanish inquisition! among our weaponry we have... ok lets start that bit again...". "I wasn't expecting the spanish inquisition" *men barge in*"No one ever expects the spanish inquisition!"*a giant foot comes down and squashes them* With that, good night to all you Bruces out there.

CMDR/CM Murkrow Defender

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**grows somewhat weary of MD's constant scatalogical and urological references**

VA Proton



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WING V COMMUNICATIONS

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1500 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://www.imperialmight.com/wingv
Message board: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42
Group email: airlock21@topica.com
Group home page: http://www.topica.com/lists/wingv

Website: http://wingv.ehonline.org/wingvsite/


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WING V OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
WING COMMANDER: COL Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://www.geocities.com/wingvhq/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42&v=0&s=0




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MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: MAJ Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) MAJ Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) MAJ Yoman (ance@mbnet.fi) - #748
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Izlude Flight
Motto: Loyalty never dies
1) LT Andreev Anton (avandreev@mtu-net.ru) - #2794
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) COL Bilbo (perrote42@aol.com) - #559
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Rocknecks
Motto: Everyone fights - no one quit
1) LCM Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
2) LT Tim Brooks (pataks@mechpilot.com) - #7961
3) TBA
4) TBA




NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Nick Chi'Cath (tmotter@epix.net) - #6768
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=62&v=1&s=0


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Hotshots
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Nick Chi'Cath (tmotter@epix.net) - #6768
2) TBA
3) LT Choirbass (choirbass@juno.com) - #7978
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Sharp Shooters
Motto: We will make make you submit to the power of the DarkSide
1) LT Koyi Komad (twilek_goddess@yahoo.com.au) - #7767
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: DeathSabre
Motto: There is no escape!
1) LCM Kayjahal Krhon (kayjahal@tin.it) - #3108
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA




SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CM Alex Foley (alexfoley@dombek.com) - #4612
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/samekh.jpg
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://wilstriker.crosswinds.net/samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51


FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) CM Alex Foley (alexfoley@dombek.com) - #4612
2) CM Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com) - #141
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) TBA
2) LT Metallic Raptor (MetallicRaptor@hotmail.com) - #7432
3) LCM Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Sancho (kindups@aol.com) - #6998
2) TBA
3) LT Schling Fo (schlingfo@vt.edu) - #7276
4) TBA




AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CM Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aylinsquadron.homestead.com/files/aylin.htm


FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: White Lightning
Motto: You won't know what hit you until you're already dead
1) CM Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Red Demons of the Empire
Motto: Feel the Power of the Empire
1) LCM Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the Feather Touch of Death
1) LCM Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA




PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://www.ehcoc.net/coc/pe/


FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Pranksters
Motto: We come, we prank, we leave...
1) CM Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
2) LCM Kratas (Thrawn_Kratas@hotmail.com) - #332
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) TBA
2) SL Nicholas Zabaly (vzabaly@earthlink.net) - #7843
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
2) LCM Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) TBA
4) TBA




SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: CPT Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
NICKNAME: The Imperial Rogues
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.jpg
MOTTO: Let Rogue Squadron Die, at the Hands of Their Imperial Brethren.
HOMEPAGE: http://sadhe.clickhere2.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=58


FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) CPT Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA


FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Birds of Darkness
Motto: No sound, no light...just death.
Homepage: http://www.crossbow2.clickhere2.net
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LT Ty Bismark (gunner_ty@hotmail.com) - #7794


FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
1) CM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) TBA
3) LCM Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) TBA





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Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 7
Nun - 4
Samekh - 6
Aylin - 3
Pe - 5
Sadhe - 4
Total: 30



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FCHG Listings

Legionnaire [LGNR] (500 points)

[651] COL Bilbo
Paladin [PLDN] (300 points)

[303] MAJ Yoman
[302] CM Nick Chi'Cath
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

[259] LT Sotskov Yan
[253] LT Koyi Komad
[251] COL Sickman
Gallant [GALL] (200 points)

[238] MAJ Benjamin Jahou Morgan
[219] CPT Jason Hunter
Cavalier [CAVL] (150 points)

[161] CM Murkrow Defender
Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

[134] LCM Sancho
[131] LCM Kataka
Fusilier [FUSL] (75 points)

[99] LCM Vereska
[87] LCM Derf
[85] LT AlexanderDS
Hussar [HUSS] (50 points)

[63] LCM Kayjahal Krhon
[56] CM Face Loran
[53] CM Death Angel
[51] LCM Kratas
[50] CM Alex Foley
Lancer [LANC] (25 points)

[43] CM Kettch
[38] LCM Max
[30] LCM Foobat
Grenadier [GREN] (10 points)

[18] LT Schling Fo
[11] LCM Rogue Ronin
[10] LT Ty Bismark



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Combat Ranks


Marksman 1st (25 points)

[26] COL Sickman
Marksman 2nd (20 points)

[20] CM Face Loran
Certified (5 points)

[6] LCM Vereska
Trainee (1 point)

[4] CM Alex Foley
[2] LCM Kayjahal Krhon
[1] LCM Foobat
[1] LCM Max
[1] CM Murkrow Defender
[1] LCM Rogue Ronin


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WC/COL Sickman/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
BS/PCx3/ISMx4/MoI/IS-2BW/LoC-PSx26/CoLx2/CoB/OV-3E [KNGT] {IWATS-CBX-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/2}

Wing V, The Hammer's Hellfighters

JH SickMan (Sith)/CMDR/Tridens of Tarentum {SA: CORE}



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