Wing VI Report #5
WC Jesseb Skyrauch
7/11/01

Greetings Wing VI and beyond!

===
My desk, piled high with datacards and trinkets that can only have uses to a Wing Commander, I found a bank credit, in my favor, for a large sum of money. I thought about buying my own SSSD, but realized I didn't have a crew. I thought about redecorating the office, but I found that as too gaudy. How about purchasing a COM position? Too much paperwork, and I wouldn't be able to get COM Kramer's reports. So, I decided to buy a planet. It's name, Shostoven. With long, wide plains, plenty of farms (with farmer's daughters...and sons for you women). The ocean breezes whip at the coasts, all in all, a beautiful place. It even has cold poles for my Wacky Wampa. So, I invite all of you to take leave on Shostoven: The Vacation CHOICE of Wing VI!
Don't worry, though, LCM Mark won't disturb you, he has his own island filled with sexually-mutated transgender experimental attack animals. He won't be bothering your serene view of Shostoven.

(This has been a paid advertisement of the Free Imperial Alliance planet of Shostoven, governed by Wing Commander Jesseb, a member of the DIRECTORATE)
===

WING MOVEMENTS -

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW COMMANDERS!

ALERT!! ALERT!! WC'S ORDERS!

***PILOTS, MAKE SURE YOU ANNOY THEM WITH BATTLES AND MISSIONS FREQUENTLY!***

CM Autoris Maximus is the new CMDR of Zeta!
CM Powerslave is the new CMDR of Shin!
CM Pavz is the new CMDR of Tav!
CM Mage has been transferred to the Reserves.

Shin has changed their Mottoes. Take a look!

WING AWARDS AND PROMOTIONS! -

SL Tail Vyast of Zeta promoted to LT!
SL Artranias Nephlas of Zeta promoted to LT!
LT Dandash Fendar of Zeta is awared an ISM!
LT Andre Parafonte of Zeta is awarded an ISM!
LT Zbyl of Zeta is awarded an ISM!

Note: The three ISMs were awarded for flying way over 500 missions this month alone between the three of them.

(See the trend people, Zeta is pulling ahead. Since I will be reinstating the WC's Own within a few weeks, I entrust you will help your squadron

WING COMMANDER'S ORDERS -

An FCHG War starting soon...We have modified FCHG rules so that we can fight with and against XWA squadrons. To view them, ask me, and I'll FWD them over.

Do you mIRC? Wanna learn how? Come talk to the Wing in #WingVI....download the program at www.mirc.com

SOVEREIGN AND TIE CORPS NEWS:

Impstorm II report! In the Second Battle of Valkier, the Sov's own fleet, the Silver Saber, decimated the Flaming Arrow forces! While we lost only a few fighters, they suffered the losses of many capital ships as well.
If you wish to fly as a pilot and lead us to another victory, contact FA Kramer for news at shadowblen@aol.com

(Taken from the TC page!) Today saw a new era in the face of TIE Corps males to combat that girly vogue thing that threatened TC manhood and gave our manliest pilots the urge to do needlepoint. Put down that frilly doily because EHM: Empire's Him Magazine has relaunched! Go to http://www.chapmassiv.org/1/index.htm to see the relaunch edition now!

Also, Newsletter #76 has been released by SA Kawolski. The FAST N. America link is http://www.ehnet.org/nis/hammer76.zip. View it online at http://www.absolutek.com/nl76/

The dreaded Sector Rangers, the scourge of IRC :P, are being disbanded and being replaced with the Imperial Security Bureau (ISB) see the announcement from SO/AD Slade

The Mr/Miss EH Competition 2001 is finally upon us. If ya want further details go to http://lo.minos.net/polls/ehmrmiss2001.htm

EDUCATION

I know it's summer, but IWATS classes are easy!!!
NO GRADUATES THIS WEEK!

WING VI METHODS OF COMMUNICATION

IRC: #WingVI on the Undernet
Group email: wing6@apn.dhs.org
The WC is at jibs44@aol.com
Website: http://www22.brinkster.com/wingvi/

Make comments and tell me what you think!

WC/MAJ Jesseb Skyrauch/Wing VI/SSSD Sovereign
SS/ISMx2/MoC-2BoC-2GoC/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG]
{IWATS-M/1/2-SM/1/2-TT-XTT}

Governor Jesseb Skyrauch of Shostoven, vacation spot of Wing VI.
SEN Jesseb Skyrauch (Frigg)/Intel, Deb, Tac
[LXY:Apocalyptic Splendor]