Acting WC - COL SickMan reporting on 7/7/01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:
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SickMan sat in his office sifting through the communication mania from Wing V this week, the door to his office slowly opened and a shadow filled the wall, this grotesque shadow became bigger as it closed in on SickMan and his desk. 2 small paws came up on to the desk, SickMan glanced to them and a small dog had a data pad in his mouth and dropped it on the table.
"You ever learned to shut a door yet?" SickMan said to his trusty side kick Pip.......The Imp Dog
"bite me" came a crackled computer voice from Pip`s voicebox
"You know, i`m begining to regret getting that voicebox for you, it cost a fortune!"
"yeah, yeah so you tells me, here`s a postcard from WC Proton on this datapad"
SickMan read the Datapad, it said:
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To COL SickMan & Wing V
Weather is good, alcohol is free-flowing along with the women,
Wish you guys were here........not (there`d be less for me then!)
Cya in a few weeks, the LSD Team sends there best regards to!
WC Proton
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"Nice, a least he`s getting a break, Pip where you off to?"
"Airlock#21, where do ya think?"
"Isn`t it a bit early?"
"It`s late somewhere in the galaxy, so i`m going for a ale or two"
"Watch out for Pranksters!"
"yeah, bite me"
SickMan went back to his work, thinking this is gonna be a long couple of weeks:)
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- CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members.
WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES
LCM Owen Wolfstar from Samekh 1-2 to Aylin 1-2 (Acting CMDR),
FL/LCM Dark Viper becomes FM/LCM Dark Viper/Mem 1-3/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign,
CM Xavier Sienar moves from the reserves to Nun.
WING NEWS - AWARDS
The Iron Star - Bronze Wings has been awarded to: LCM Dakar Romson (now in Talon)
The Iron Star - Silver Wings has been awarded to: FM/LCM Owen Wolfstar/Aylin 1-2/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
IWATS GRADUATIONS
None.
WING NEWS AND STATUS
- New Wing V site URL:
http://wingv.ehonline.org/wingvsite/index.html
- RED ALERT II! Wing V vs. Wing IV in the July wing competition! Fly TC-TIE
Battle 174, Jaeger (attached)! Deadline is July 31. IS-SW to top scorer in
each wing; IS-BW to runnersup.
- RED ALERT III! It's the CMDRs of Wings V and I facing each other July 1-21
in the inaugural CMDRs' Cup Challenge! We're flying a TIE battle for
interwing command bragging rights! Top scorer in each command group will
receive the Iron Star-Bronze Wings. Battle is TC-TIE#172 (attached!)
- Wing V Citation Race, it might be awhile before we get this sorted out
because LCM Dark Viper, the coordinator, is MIA at the moment.
Results For Nun Vs Shadow
Nun
16,184-LCM Klech Remart
22,142-CM Arti
27,804-Xavier Sienar
28,443-CPT Brad Tack
2,982-CM Ric Gravin
372-LT Slayer
total: 97927
Shadow
Pilot : XANATOSFT111.tfr
Total score : 45016
Total LL score : 42889
Pilot : KOSH-FREETIE111.tfr
Total score : 37085
Total LL score : 35888
Pilot : KHALANDFREE111.tfr
Total score : 44971
Total LL score : 42925
Pilot : MARUFT111.tfr
Total score : 44487
Total LL score : 42270
Pilot : SAAKFT111.tfr
Total score : 36147
Total LL score : 31668
Total LL score : 195640
Well fought Nun!!!
Wing I Vs Wing V Results
Congratulations to all pilots of Wing I who defeated Wing V in the latest competition. Wing I had 5.277.535 points to Wing V's 4.012.273 points. Top scorers are GN Wolly/COL Callista for Wing I and LCM Owen Wolfstar/LCM Dakar Romson for Wing V.
SOV Top Gun Comp. Results
TIE
1st - LCM John Doe/Sin/Wing II - 431.184
2nd - SCO/VA Darkhill - 418.495
3rd - MAJ Ixion/Omega - 413.585
CMDR/COL Gen Es'mith/Aylin/Wing V - 300.290
FM/COL Callista/Gamma/Wing I - No submission
LC Mini Minkus/Teth/Wing IV - No submission
XWA
1st - LT Stirner/Aleth/Wing III - 35.062
2nd - LC Stele Pelleaon/Sin/Wing II - 34.085
3rd - LC Mobiles/Delta/Wing I - 20.036
COL Sasquatch/Omega - 20.019
CMDR/COL Sickman/Sadhe/Wing V - 10.094
MISCELLANEOUS
<< Additionally, bent on revenge, COM/FA Kramer has sent more ships to retake
the planet of Valkier from TF Flaming Arrow.
Play has been suspended until this conflict has been resolved. All TACs for
the teams involved are instructed to prepare the relevant XWA skirmish files
for this battle ASAP. Send these to the TFA together with a brief explanation
of the tactics to be employed by pilots. Also send these files to me (
spellfire@btinternet.com).
This battle will take place on SUNDAY 8th JULY at 10PM GMT / 5PM EST and in
the IRC channel: #project_faithful directly after the TIE Corps meeting (9pm
GMT / 5pm EST, #tiecorps)
Go get `em FA Kramer!!
ORATOR`S OF THE WEEK
*Its midnight and the dark figure of a Wing V pilot slips downs the
coridors
in a black robe and black gloves. He takes a can of pink pain and dumps
it
into the fire sprinkler system and then throughs them into the trash
compactors after painting Brad Tack's TIE pink. then it is off to MD's
TIE,
where he slips ewok turds into all the lasers and torpedo tubes and
places
one neetly on the seet. Now its Strikers turn. the shady figure but a hut
matting call track in his fighter and rewires the flight controls so he
can't return to the Sovereign under his own power. Then he makes a quik
stop
at Chris's quarters to fill the room with crushed corellian penuts and
wookie hair. Now it is time to set the plan into action, he takes a
lighter
from his poket and holds it up to the smoke detector in Brad Tack's
quarters
causing evrything he has lieing around to be painted pink. Then he
vanishes into the night with no trace.* (by The Unkown Prankster)
You mean, the origin of this? ... I think Striker hit it -- it must be
Defender, with the numerous spelling errors ;)
LC Proton
What do you mean? Why would MD put feces into his own starfighter?
Lt Corsair
ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21
*MD rewires Strikers Misile boat with a remote control, and puts a remote lock on the hatch of the ship so only he can control when Striker gets out of his ship. Then he puts a continueous track of a drunk singing onto the Com centerso if he if the Sov tries to contact him they will get the impresion that he is drunk, then runs to the nearest deck with windows*
Latter that day Striker jumps into his ship and launches and the remote control is atomaticaly activated. MD hands the controls to his new pet that he picked up while rading the huts with Sickman and Striker(you know one of those little guys with the beeks that have anoying laughs) and tells it to go nuts. 50 minuts latter when MD takes the controls back he docks Strikers ship and lets Striker out. When the Trafic controler of the Sov comes down he finds Stiker to dizzy to walk and barly concious so he gets Striker put in the Brigs drunk tank.
That better get evryones mind of XS and back to normal or I will have to go to more drastic messures, oh heck I'll go to drastic messures any way:)
FM/LT Murkrwo Defender (Sadhe Prankster returns!)
*Striker enlists the help of several "Assistants" to hunt down and capture
LT Murkrow Defender. Shortly thereafter a whinning LT is dragged to
Striker's office and presented as a trophy. "Mr. Defender, you are hereby
ordered to the Bantha Pit for the next week. I will not tolerate any officer
torturing one of my FL's in such a fashion as what was exhibited on LCM
Soontir Fel recently. And I'm sure COL Sickman will agree with me on this
issue. So the Bantha has been removed from the pit and Judilia the Hutt has
been sent there to keep you company with her unrelenting devotion. I'm sure
you'll see the error of your ways after a week in her 'care'."* MUHAHAHAHAHA
Oh MD, I don't fly a Missile Boat, I fly an Assault Gunboat! And I'm sure
LCM Soontir Fel will want to have a "private" conversation with you when you
return from the Pit. :P
MAJ Wil Striker
You ninny, just goes to show how little kids know about the "original"
versions of these movies. The original cover for ESB doesn't have the
Emperor on it at all, and the SE-ESB cover does, but if you look close
enough you'll realize its a screen shot from ROTJ. And again, the Emperor
was never truly seen in ESB, only as a hologram on one occasion. And DBZ is
not Star Wars, so take that "Ki" and leave it where it belongs, in the
Japanese animated imagination. :P
MAJ Wil Striker (who was a teenager when SW originally came out :P~~~~~~)
How fast in an E-wing? Who the f*ck cares?
LCM Jason Hunter answering a question with his vast knowledge of Star Wars:)
edictionary
i see we've made a new word, MD.
LT Face
Methinks thouest young Defender doth protesteth too much.
LC Proton
WING V COMMUNICATIONS
IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://wingv.ehonline.org/wingvsite/index.html
Message board: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42
Group email: WingV@topica.com
Group home page: http://www.topica.com/lists/wingv
WING V ROSTER
(Attached to this email)
CMDR/COL Sickman/Sadhe/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
PCx2/ISMx4/MoI/IS-1BW/LoC-PSx26/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [GALL] {IWATS-CBX-M/1/2-SM/2}
WC's OWN: OCT/NOV 2000, MAR/MAY 2001
Wing V, The Hammer's Hellfighters -- TIE Corps Commander's Award, March 2001
DOC/LT Sickman/FMC-TC/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign [DOC]
GRD SickMan (Sith)/Galthain of Satal Keto {SA: CORE}
http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/