WING V REPORT 28

WC/LC Proton reporting on 4-28-01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME

***
Leroy the jawa glowered at the three sub-lieutenants who burped, lurched and stumbled out of Airlock 21, returning to their bunks after a long night of celebration in the cantina.
"Stee-nup ... Cheeez!" Leroy sputtered, elbowing Dude in the ribs and pointing at the SLs, then the pile of dirty ale pitchers on the bar.
The Tusken raider shambled to retrieve the pitchers, grunting at the irritated and officious Leroy.
Snippy, a military surplus probe droid and the third assistant of Wing Commander Proton, tsk-tsked and filed a note to the LC:
"Leroy and Dude not responding well to cantina support duty. The new sublieutenants, amazingly, all seem to drink as much and carry on as loudly as some of the wing's grizzled veterans. More scut work for Dude and Leroy, therefore they are becoming more antisocial -- if that is possible, especially in Leroy's case."
Snippy jumped in surprise as Leroy angrily jabbed Dude in the shins with his broom after the Tusken shattered a pitcher, having dropped it at Leroy's feet.
Dude whacked Leroy on the top of the head with his wrapped fist, as the echoing laughter of the SLs faded down the corridor.
***

- Drinks are on me, as usual **checks thinning wallet, yet again!** in Airlock 21 in honor of our three new pilots this week: SLs Derrik Fey, Jansen and Corsair. Welcome to V, pilots!

- CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members.

WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES

- FM/SL Derrik Fey/Mem 1-3 - Completes Daedalus training, reports to Mem
- FM/SL Jansen/Mem 3-4 - Completes Daedalus training, reports to Mem
- FM/SL Corsair/Sadhe 1-3 - - Completes Daedalus training, reports to Sadhe
- FM/SL Tark Tanar/Samekh 1-3 - Promoted to LT
- FM/SL Jansen/Mem 1-4 - Promoted to LT
- FL/LCM Hotshot/Aylin 2-1 - Promoted to Aylin 2-1
- FM/LT Todrin Rossik/Samekh 1-2 - Declared AWOL, removed from rosters

WING NEWS - AWARDS

The Letter of Achievement has been awarded to:
CMDR/CM Brad Tack/Nun

IWATS GRADUATIONS

- FM/LT Klech Remart/Nun 1-3 - mIRC 1, 90%
- FM/LT Zach/Samekh 3-2 - ICQ, 100%
- FM/LT Jansen/Mem 1-4 - Rebellion Tactics, 84%
- FM/LT Jansen/Mem 1-4 - mIRC 1, 90%

WING NEWS AND STATUS

- RED ALERT! April wing contest: Wing V vs. Wing II! All pilots, fly TC-TIE Battles 64 and 65. CMDRs, compile your squadrons' results and submit them to me by April 30. Overall laserless scoring total will determine the winner. The top pilot in each wing will receive the Iron Star-Silver Wings; runnerup will get the Iron Star-Bronze Wings.

- RED ALERT II! We're facing the Infiltrator Wing's Shadow Squadron in a six-week event ... which has been delayed because of a trip to the infirmary by the Shadow CMDR.

- Upcoming major competitions planned:
YELLOW ALERT!
May, vs. Wing VI;
June, vs. Wing I;
July, vs. Wing IV.

- Wing V Trivia Contest! Managed by LT Dark Viper. Ongoing, awards given quarterly.

- New Sadhe Flight II Motto: Greetings, and welcome to Mount Killmore! Be prepared to DIE!
New Flight II Nickname: Nature Trail to Hell

- New Pe Homepage: http://pesquadron.cjb.net
New Flight I Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
New Flight I Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones

MISCELLANEOUS

- Congratulations to Doc Striker, who has been promoted to Senior Medical Supervisor aboard the SSSD Sovereign by the Fleet Medical Corps. And also congrats to the new Wing V doctor, LC Sickman, and nurse, CM RedTaz.

- Imperial Storm II planning revvs up. Hoping for official details soon.

- Wing I vs. Wing IV vs Rat Pack (Sov flag officers etc. squadron) facing off this month, flying free XWA 4. The Rat Pack has never been defeated.

- HA Astatine reports: The XvT Tactics course is now online. You can check it out at http://www.imperialacademy.org/xvttactics/. The course professor is MAJ Tarkin

ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21

"Well, to heck with the bean counters. Let's buy three ISDs and name them Sov Part One, Sov Part Two and Sov Part Three. :P
Or ISD Sov, ISD Er and ISD Eign. (Hmmm, why do I
get an image of three frogs croaking these names....." -COL Inkwolf

"Heh... imagine all the shuttles flying around when Sov Part One contains the engines, Sov Part Two the crew quarters and Sov Part Threee the hangar bay. :P I think we should at least add a Sov Part Four for the Sov's command officers....and one for the huge cantina where most of our pilots spend nearly all their time." -LC Sequoh Marden

"Hey, at least without the Sovereign included in Imp Storm II, it won't get BLOWN APART like it did in Imp Storm I ;)" -LC Proton

"::Kramer stares slack-jawed at the latest communique from LC Proton::
> We shall have to teach Mister Five some ettiquette. Smither . . . ahh . . . Inky, RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!" -FA Kramer ;)"

"(Inkwolf puts on heavy leather falconers gloves, heavy leather rattlesnake-wrangler's boots, heavy leather owl-wrestler's mask, heavy leather Harley-rider's jacket, heavy leather bannister-slider's knickers, and a heavy leather anvil-catcher's hat. She opens the lid of the scorpion pit, shooing the little beasties toward Wing V.)
"Fly, my pretties, fly! Fly! Oh, sorry, sir--was that your line?" -COL Inkwolf

"Secondly, Sequoh. Can this poor guy get a break? He's the New Guy (and by the way, I'm thirsty New Guy), AND he has the smallest Sovereign Wing. Into The Pit with you! It won't be too bad, the ScorpTroopers are chasing Proton right now. They'll be back in a day or two . . . you'd better get recruiting.
Thirdly, Comfy Chair. With fifty pilots in his Wing, Proton has dibs on the comfy chair. As mentioned earlier, he's being hunted by the ScorpTroopers so he won't be occupying the chair for a few days. Inky is runner up with forty two pilots, have fun sharing the dais with Crusher (my Hutt secretary, Sequoh - you'll learn about all my minions soon enough)." -FA Kramer

"Wil_Striker`s Wise Word`s of The Week..... "When faced with mindless idiots, remember that the ship has an airlock! :)" -CPT WilStriker

"SickMan`s Wise Word`s of The Week............" Recruit more pilots.......as a CMDR you get more free Drinks from the new pilots who want to impress:) " -LC Sickman

"Due to constant problems with software created by a being called Bill Gates, I am hereby ordering a bounty on this being. He is wanted 'Dead or Alive', preferably alive! His last known location was on the island of Maui on a planet called Earth. An reward of 50,000 Imperial Credits is being issued for his capture. Signed," -CPT Wil_Striker

"Before i start my report i would like to commend all members of Wing V for winning the IWATS competition!! Nice to see that we're the most intelligent bunch on the Sov >:P (or wait, you know what, putting it that way, i'm now terribly scared)" -CM Keiran

"COL Inkwolf, I am shocked, SHOCKED and disappointed, that no one connected the gripping "flatulence" thread (in the Wing II report quote of the week section) with your wing's pre-existing dissolved colons problem ;)" -LC Proton

"Let me introduce myself (with no side meanings to that :p)
I am Doctor Roasty, Wing II's favourite medical experimentator.
Might I remark that the dissolved colon characteristic we all have is NOT a problem?
Having a dissolved colon is a distinctive for our pilots. Other pilots wear badges, neck pins, uniforms with different colors or even funny hairdos. But what we wear with pride is the remains of a dissolved organ none of us needs. So people when they see a pilot with a funny way of walking, they say "Look, there goes one of those bold and brave pilots from Wing II!! Hey, I'm proud of being an Imperial Citizen!! Let's contribute with our taxes to the glory of the late Emperor and the great Ronin" And they begin to sing the Imperial March.
And about the flatulence...it is the food. I bet you have a similar problem over on Wing V with that cargo of Wookie Beans. :p" -MAJ "Roasty" Astarosta

"Personally, I think the colon problem comes from FA Kramer putting his Imperial boot up their arse's to many times. :P" -CPT Wil_Striker

"DOC Sickman is already aware of the plans and problems that are in the works for Wing V, and will be coordinating with LC Proton to make sure that they are followed through." -CPT WilStriker

"What a disturbing statement...."problems that are in the works for Wing V"...."make sure that they are followed through."
Sounds like more than a vieled threat to me. Quick everybody, grab a meat cleaver and we'll feed the FMC people to Henri, my mascot!!!" -LC Gen Es'mith

"hehe, we're all at the mercy of this evil being called Bill Gates.
*turns away wondering how the BHG is doing on hunting him down* " -
CPT Wil_Striker

"Probably not very well, if they caught this latest non-existent virus that send out all kinds of attachments and neeto things." -LC Gen Es'mith

WING V COMMUNICATIONS

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca
Message boards:
http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42

Group email Wing_V@yahoogroups.com
Group home page http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Wing_V

WING V ROSTER

WING COMMANDER: LC Proton (Hullbreach@aol.com) - #2712
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800

MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) CM RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
2) LT Willis (gohan927@hotmail.com) - #6496
3) SL Derrik Fey (andytrombone@hotmail.com) - #6715
4) LT Jansen (vader71483@aol.com) - #6751

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) LT Sallisian (sniper055@bigpond.com) - #6231
4) LT Ryan Chi'Cath (renegade@pa.net) - #6628

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: No one hits better than we do!
1) LT Dark Viper (Dark.Viper@web.de) - #6211
2) LT Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
3) LT Neo Rising (neorisen@hotmail.com) - #6198
4) TBA

NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Brad Tack (btack@techie.com) - #5131
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://go.to/nunsquadron

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Brad Tack (btack@techie.com) - #5131
2) TBA
3) LT Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) LCM Vbehrends (vbehrends@gmx.de) - #2874
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) LT Kharn (K_H_a_R_n@hotmail.com) - #1668
3) CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
4) LT Donald Reising (donaldreising@hotmail.com) - #6012

SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) CPT Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) TBA
3) LT Tark Tanar (blistering_rc@hotmail.com) - #6658
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LCM Soontir Fel (dark.sithlord@gmx.de) - #6080
2) LT Carl Starr (Carl_Starr@hotmail.com) - #5625
3) LT Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Justin (Jmantonico@aol.com) - #5853
2) LT Zach (Zasnipes@yahoo.com) - #6466
3) LT Spawn (Eh_spawn@yahoo.com) - #6505
4) TBA

AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aylinsquadron.homestead.com/files/aylin.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: Father, into your hands, we commit their spirit..
1) LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
2) TBA
3) LT Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) LT Josef Es'mith (JosefEsmith@aol.com) - #2978

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
2) TBA
3) LT Joshua Es'mith (PeregrineEsmith@aol.com) - #2979
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
4) TBA

PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://pesquadron.cjb.net

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones
Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
1) CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LT Filmfreak (filmfreak99@another.com) - #6190

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LCM Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LT Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) LT Amiantov Alexey (perviyzam@hotmail.com) - #2955
4) TBA

SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120563

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
2) LT Thomas Nitecki (tnnn@kki.net.pl) - #6260
3) SL Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com) - #6680
4) LCM Darth Angelus (laverick@bigfoot.com) - #757

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nature Trail to Hell
Motto: Greetings, and welcome to Mount Killmore! Be prepared to DIE!
1) LCM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) SL Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
4) LT Dakar Romson (ks.dunbar@sk.sympatico.ca) - #6282

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~widowmakers/widow/widow.htm
1) LCM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) LT Cameron Alpha (legion@camo.freeserve.co.uk) - #6202
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) SL Taymar Devlin (Taymar@btinternet.com) - #6398

Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 11
Nun - 7
Samekh - 8
Aylin - 8
Pe - 6
Sadhe - 11
Total: 52

::SALUTE::

WC/LC Proton/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
[IWATS Core] [IWATS SM/2] [BS] [PC] [ISMx2]
Wing V, The Hammer's Hellifighters: Winner, TIE Corps Commander's Award