WING V REPORT 30

WC/LC Proton reporting on 5-12-01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME

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Temporarily assigned to pacification operations on Endor, LC Proton unflinchingly ordered his ground forces to obliterate the string of ewok villages.
Stormtroopers and AT-STs rushed into the communities, spotting and destroying the surrounding boobytraps and expertly picking off the scurrying ewoks.
The ewoks fired small arms at the armored personnel and vehicles, but the carnage was swift and complete.
-- From LC Proton's "Force Commander Chronicles."
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- WC's corner notes: Criticize the commodore and you are criticizing everyone on the SSSD Sovereign. Just don't do it.

- CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members.

WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES

- CMDR/LC Gen Es'mith/Aylin - Promoted to COL
- CMDR/CPT Wil Striker/Samekh - Promoted to MAJ
- CMDR/CM RedTaz/Mem - Promoted to CPT
- FM/LT Carl Starr/Samekh 2-2 - Promoted to LCM
- FL/LT Dark Viper/Mem 3-1 - Promoted to LCM
- FM/SL Corsair/Sadhe 1-3 - Promoted to LT
- FM/SL Lucas Skyjumper/Mem 3-4 - Promoted to LT
- FM/SL Nick Chi'Cath/Alpha 3-3/Wing I - Transfers to Mem 3-3, promoted to LT
- FM/LT Neo Rising/Mem 3-3 - Transfers to Koph Squadron, Wing VI

WING NEWS - AWARDS

- The Bronze Star of the Empire has been awarded to:
FL/CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan/Mem 2-1
Reason given for request: Jedicon award - Recruitment, assistance with EH booth, made a patch

- The Iron Star - Silver Wings has been awarded to:
CMDR/CM Keiran/Pe/Wing V
Reason given for request: First place, Wing V vs. Wing II comp.

- The Iron Star - Bronze Wings has been awarded to:
FL/LCM Dark Viper/Mem 3-1
Reason given for request: Second place, Wing V vs. Wing II comp.

- The Iron Star - Bronze Wings has been awarded to:
FM/LT Klech Remart/Nun 1-3
Reason given for request: Nun kicked Pi's Squadron 12910.3 to 6068.57 averaged, Klech the top wingman scorer.

IWATS GRADUATIONS

- FM/LCM Darth Angelus/Sadhe 1-4 - VB Script, 94%

WING NEWS AND STATUS

- RED ALERT! Wing V vs. Wing VI. Fly TC-TIE Battle 171 by May 31.

- RED ALERT II! We're facing the Infiltrator Wing's Shadow Squadron in a six-week event ... First round: Shadow defeats Mem. Current round, Sadhe vs. Shadow, TC-TIE free 149.

- I'm flying against Shadow CMDR/FLT Khaen as a postscript to the ongoing comp. The mission is TC-TIE free 152.

- Nun Squadron beats Pi Squadron in a comp. Good job by CM Brad Tack and Nun!

- Upcoming major competitions planned:
YELLOW ALERT!
June, vs. Wing I;
July, vs. Wing IV.

- Wing V Trivia Contest! Managed by LT Dark Viper. Ongoing, awards given quarterly. Quiz 3 in progress.

- New Sadhe Flight III Homepage: http://widow.godin.org.uk/

MISCELLANEOUS

- Taken from FA Kramer's Sov report:
"Secondly, comfy chair. Will Proton EVER get kicked from the La-Z-WC? Wolly and Inky are sharing room on the dais with Crusher, and Joe is still in The Pit with some PlayScorp issues. I don't think I want to know who bought the subscription, him or one of his CMDRs for him as a joke." WC's note: The Sov WC whose wing has the most pilots gets to lounge around in the La-Z-WC during Kramer's briefings :)

- Sov Flag Officer's Escort Squadron. FA Kramer left the spot open for the second quarter. If you want your squadron to be considered for this great honor this summer, work hard to get better.

- A couple of high-ranking EH officers attacked our commodore, FA Kramer, behind his back on IRC this week. They also went after Sovereign WCs with blanket attacks. Fortunately, a couple Sovereign WCs were watching CCK's back at the time and alerted him. The Commodore immediately showed up and called the baseless critics on their slanderous garbage. It was a beautiful performance by FA Kramer. Also, in the aftermath of this, you have never seen a group of WCs as angry as they are over this affront to our excellent commodore and our ship. I'm still so mad about it myself, my fingers hurt just typing this paragraph. This case, in which a couple of bigshot officers who should have known better got caught red-faced spraying unfounded B.S. against a superb ship commander should be a lesson to everyone: Before you flap your gums against a fellow officer -- against anyone from a cadet to the grand admiral -- make sure you have complete facts to back it up. Even then, consider just shutting up your loud mouth.

ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21

- Orator of the week: LC Sickman!
SickMan`s Wise Word`s of The Week............"Complete Wing Battles, it puts the WC in a good mood:)"

- Guest oration of the week, from a Clan Tarentum/House Gladius Krath:
"Well it doenst look like i can help much now. My parents decided to limit my computer usage for two reasons 1) I spend too much time online and 2) i told my dad to 'bl*w me' during a heated arguement. I dont think he knows what it means but i used hand gestures pointing at what i ment. =) so i have been restricted or banned till whenever." -Kidouses.

- More oratory from the past week:
"Hey, nifty. My "excuse"(term used lightly) for not participating in the comp. against Wing II went noticed by all in Wing V! Cool! I feel so honored." -LCM Jason Hunter

"Oh...I didn't realize that.. Well, I guess that I'll have to start saying more stupid/funny/pointless things in the future! It's fun to be recognized.." -LCM Jason Hunter

"You don't know about The Cage? It's my specially designed batting cage for baseballs and softballs. All you have to do is stand out in the field and catch the line drives . . . >:)" -FA Kramer

"THAT's all?! Here I assumed it was sort of a "Be the Ball" kinda situation..." -COL Inkwolf

"Wow! We sure messed up those Wing V idio.. *erm*, pilots! Looks like you guys could even beat them without my genius help!" -LT Dash Riprock/Kappa 2-4, mouthing off to the Wing II report. This guy didn't even fly and he's bragging!

"Here here, be careful on that one Khaen, the entire TC knows that Wing V is the one wing that does not allow cheaters. We boot them out on our own when we catch them! I agree with Proton, the reference should never have been made. I don't know how the IW does it, but we don't refly battles to get a higher score in a comp!" -CPT Wil_Striker

"Hmm.. is anyone else seeing a possible article in the Coruscant Daily Sun? Perhaps Kramer's Korner - reviews of all the latest computer games and movies, and news and notes from the Minnesota Twins :-)" -GN Ricardo

"May my Alcohol induced visions be with you my friends." -LC SickMan

"::Kramer turns to Roasty::
Your pilot is having some feverish dreams, perhaps we should discontinue the experiment? I am not sure if he'll survive another round of ScorpTrooper venom injected directly into his brain . . ." -FA Kramer

"LOL "Hail to the COM baby!" i love that.. ::requests that quote be added to FA Kramer's uniform by his COM badge :: ;)" -LC Joe

"Does Wing V rock? i think it does, BIGTIME!! :)" -LC SickMan

"Well, if I'm ever in the Airlock the same time as you guys, I'll be very honored to provide you guys with lubrication." -COL Gen Es'mith

"Uh... Gen... That just didn't sound right... It kinda seems like the Airlock is a strip joint or "cat house" or something. :P ::XS runs away, embarassed by his perverted thoughts::" -CM Xavier Sienar

WING V COMMUNICATIONS

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca
Message boards:
http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42

Group email Wing_V@yahoogroups.com
Group home page http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Wing_V

WING V ROSTER

WING COMMANDER: LC Proton (Hullbreach@aol.com) - #2712
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800

MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
2) LT Willis (gohan927@hotmail.com) - #6496
3) LT Derrik Fey (andytrombone@hotmail.com) - #6715
4) LT Jansen (vader71483@aol.com) - #6751

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) LT Sallisian (sniper055@bigpond.com) - #6231
4) LT Ryan Chi'Cath (renegade@pa.net) - #6628

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: No one hits better than we do!
1) LCM Dark Viper (Dark.Viper@web.de) - #6211
2) LT Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
3) LT Nick Chi'Cath (tmotter@epix.net) - #6768
4) LT Lucas Skyjumper (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6769

NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Brad Tack (BradTack@isdcolossus.com) - #5131
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://go.to/nunsquadron

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Brad Tack (BradTack@isdcolossus.com) - #5131
2) TBA
3) LT Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) TBA
3) CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
4) LT Donald Reising (donaldreising@hotmail.com) - #6012

SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: MAJ Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) MAJ Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) TBA
3) LT Tark Tanar (blistering_rc@hotmail.com) - #6658
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LCM Soontir Fel (dark.sithlord@gmx.de) - #6080
2) LCM Carl Starr (Carl_Starr@hotmail.com) - #5625
3) LT Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Justin (Jmantonico@aol.com) - #5853
2) LT Zach (Zasnipes@yahoo.com) - #6466
3) TBA
4) TBA

AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aylinsquadron.homestead.com/files/aylin.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: Father, into your hands, we commit their spirit..
1) COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
2) TBA
3) LT Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) LT Josef Es'mith (JosefEsmith@aol.com) - #2978

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
2) TBA
3) LT Joshua Es'mith (PeregrineEsmith@aol.com) - #2979
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
4) TBA

PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://pesquadron.cjb.net

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones
Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
1) CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LT Filmfreak (filmfreak99@another.com) - #6190

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LCM Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LT Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) LT Amiantov Alexey (perviyzam@hotmail.com) - #2955
4) TBA

SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120563

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
2) LT Thomas Nitecki (tnnn@kki.net.pl) - #6260
3) LT Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com) - #6680
4) LCM Darth Angelus (laverick@bigfoot.com) - #757

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nature Trail to Hell
Motto: Greetings, and welcome to Mount Killmore! Be prepared to DIE!
1) LCM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) LT Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
4) LT Dakar Romson (ks.dunbar@sk.sympatico.ca) - #6282

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://widow.godin.org.uk/
1) LCM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) LT Cameron Alpha (legion@camo.freeserve.co.uk) - #6202
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) SL Taymar Devlin (Taymar@btinternet.com) - #6398

Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 12
Nun - 5
Samekh - 7
Aylin - 8
Pe - 6
Sadhe - 11
Total: 50

::SALUTE::

WC/LC Proton/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign