WC/MAJ Lohr Zadash
reporting in for Wing IX.
Wing News
· A new form of encryption has been discovered. CPT Julian Clary aka T00M aka Munky aka other alias' not to be mentioned in this report has discovered a form of electronic communication so cryptic that reportedly it's responsible for the destruction of several INTEL mainframes responsible for monitoring fleet communications. Way to go T0M I say. Errm. I'll play an Andy Scott here and deny saying that :P 7|-|3 |2313|\|71355 7|-|3 1337 0f 7|-|3 F1337!
· BIG TIME NEWS EVENT! I know you've all been waiting for this so without further adieu the results of this month's WING COMMANDER'S OWN competition.
-= SQUADRON STANDINGS =-
1. SWORD SQUADRON - 66,775
Total - 333,876
Participation - 5
Possible - 5
2. SHIELD SQUADRON - 36,701
Total - 146803
Participation - 3
Possible - 4
3. HAMMER SQUADRON - 23,467
Total - 187,732
Participation - 4
Possible - 8
4. DAGGER SQUADRON - 4,499
Total - 31,478
Participation - 1
Possible - 7
5. SPEAR SQUADRON - 0
Total - 0
Participation - 0
Possible - 4
-= INDIVIDUAL STANDINGS =-
1. FM/CM Jaruus/SWORD - 87,510
2. FM/COL Doyon/SWORD - 75,573
3. FL/CPT Darkstar/HAMMER - 62,255
4. FL/LCM Trow/SWORD - 60,552
5. FM/CPT Julian Clary/SWORD - 58,119
6. CMDR/MAJ Ted/SWORD - 52,122
7. FL/LCM Mosh/SHIELD - 49,799
8. FM/LT Steve Sunrider/HAMMER - 49,786
9. CMDR/CPT Da'emon Narshay/SHIELD - 49,633
10. FM/MAJ Kane/SHIELD - 47,371
11. CMDR/CM Tiger/HAMMER - 45,676
12. FL/CM Manticore/DAGGER - 31,478
13. FM/LT Hermann/HAMMER - 30,015
The results speak for themselves. I would at this time like to congratulate the members of SWORD Squadron on their decisive win! Through clear teamwork and superb flying they have ousted Hammer Squadron from their title reign and earned the right to call themselves the WING COMMANDER'S OWN for the month of May. Ted, I think you'll enjoy hanging this banner inside your squadron's quarters. Everyone to the Stardrifter Lounge, SWORD Squadron is buying the first round!
Participation on a general note was... appalling. The standings speak for themselves. Rest assured I have taken note and this will be rectified very shortly. Perhaps this is due to a fault of mine, so in the days ahead you can be sure, I'll be stepping up my presence.
About rewards. I submitted this competition to the Training office a week ago and to date it still has not been approved. I talked to the Training officer (today makes the 2nd time in 48 hours) and it seems that the latest and greatest installment in the delay is that his server crashed. Rest assured as soon as the competition is cleared, I will distribute the awards accordingly.
Until next month, keep your stick on the ice [salute]
· The message boards on the Relentless Holonet. Use them! AD Quake didn't put all the hard work into the site to not be used. Congratulations to MAJ Ted for achieving the Drunk status(with 66 posts to his name to date). Tell us something we don't know, eh guys? [big grin]
· With VA Adrenaline's things safely stowed aboard the Relentless and finding their way to her stateroom, pink parasol included, things are looking very pink these days. What do you mean you ask? Well let me tell you this. If you ever hear our esteemed BGCOM ever utter these words: When Mr.Bigglesworth gets upset, people die! RUN for your life. [shows a pink hand mark on his left cheek] Guess I wasn't supposed to find that parasol :P What's this I hear about teddy bears? Never mind, check out Adrenaline this Saturday in the concourse holding a seminar on the correct way to "Snowboard the Rebel scum."
· And in other news, it appears as if Spear Squadron has disappeared. A search and rescue party has been launched. Badlan! I'll get you for this :P
The WING IX Morale Office
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Colonel Steve the crickey Cricket Bat here. I must say I am superbly please with the results of this Wing Commander's own competition. Looks like I'll be visiting a couple of squadrons in the next few days. GOODIE! Free bandages and body casts for those involved! Hell, I'm a generous guy, you knew that didn't you? Now, if I could only give that arsewipe Lohr Zadash a few tips on WING Morale, I'd be set. [Steve begins polishing himself with a bottle of linseed oil] And no...I don't have the monopoly on this stuff! [Glares] Buncha gits!
Oh yeah before of go [stops polishing for a second] I've
been told that those who participated in the recent competition, are to be
awarded free drinks for a period of 48 hours. I really wonder what the hell
that Zadash guy has upstairs. Sheesh, rewarding activity?! It's
sacrrrrrrrrrredligious I tells ya ya bunch a baaaaaaaaaastards!
Promotions & Wing Movement
TRN/CT Weasel de Killa from Daedalus to Spear 1-2 W.E.F
05.22.2001
Awards
CM Jaruus - Iron Star - Bronze Wings - CMDR/MAJ Ted for winning the Sword Squadron Topgun competition.
Wing Roster Count
Flag Officers - 1
Sword - 6
Dagger - 8
Crossbow - 0
Spear - 5
Hammer - 8
Shield - 5
Total: 33
Submitted by,
WC/MAJ Lohr Zadash/Wing IX/ISD Relentless