Wing XV Report # 7 (2001-03-18)

This report was submitted by MAJ Khadgar


Wing XV Report #7 - 03.18.01

Pilot's Lounge


Note: Kyrat Squadron is based on a typo Brakka made while announcing the Wing XIV WC's Own. :P "All your base are belong to us" and the various other quotes are from a poorly translated game called "Zero Wing"... See http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~pyang/base/allyourbase.swf for further details. :P

The shuttle sped out of the docking bay of the CRS Detritis.
Khadgar looked over at Droole, "So, how are things on the Intrepid?"
"Oh, pretty good, I've been assigned to the Grand Admiral's Elite Special Ops Squadron, Kyrat Squadron!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it is great, although I keep seeing this weird Purple Guy..."
"That would be MAJ Brakka-"
The ship rocked with a sudden jolt, the view screen was replaced by a picture of...
"Eras Du'kai!"
Droole spit out something that he was drinking and apparently it short circuited the comlink to make the comlink go funny...
"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!"
"Um, hi."
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"
"What?"
"YOU ARE ON THE THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION"
"What, you say?" Droole commented.
"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME."
"What the heck is this guy on about?" Khadgar said.
"HA HA HA HA..." Eras Du'kai said before his image faded from the screen.
"Oh no, I've lost control of the ship, we're headed for that asteroid!" Khadgar said.
"Look, the asteroid, it's opening!" Droole said
Droole thought a moment and said, "I'm calling in Kyrat Squadon."
Droole pushed various buttons on the screen and a man with blue skin and red eyes appeared in a crisp, white uniform on the screens.
"This is Droole. Ronin, we need Kyrat Squadron to help us, we are under attack!"
"Droole, they will be with you shortly...!"
Ronin's image faded from the screen.
Suddenly a voice came over the comlink... "KYRAT SQUADRON!"
This voice was followed by a "FOR GREAT JUSTICE!"

Afraid so... To be continued :P ALL YOUR SLEEPLESS NIGHTS ARE BELONG TO US

From the Wing XV Monastery:


Ooops.

Cardinal Khadgar has been cast out of the Holy Aggressor Empire... Hence...
Cardinal Khadgar - Freelance Cardinal!
This week we will start with... Letters to the Cardinal. You should note that none of these are real, although Ray Lazzak's comments are from IRC. :P So, without further delay...

Letters to the Cardinal

Dear Cardinal Khadgar,

You are a big flying goof ! If I see you one more time in the Wing XIV cantina, I'll sit on you !

Signed,
"Purple Guy"

Brak Purple Guy,

Umm, okay... Next letter.



Dear Cardinal Khadgar,

I am glad to see the money in my Swiss Bank Account, you should be getting new SLs shortly.

Signed,
Admiral Pri-

Err... Next letter!


Dear Cardinal Khadgar,

Your weekly reports are absolutely marvelous... I print them out and tack them to my walls...

Signed,
Lieutenant Commander Ray Lazzak

Really?

No. but they are nice.

LOL

Fleet News

  • In case you've been avoiding human contact for the last few days and not heard yet... The Naval Corps is closing. Naval Corps people are encouraged to join any XWA Wing...

    Pay no attention to that last news item. There is no Wing other than XV.
    You like Wing XV. You will join Wing XV. Wing XV is god.


  • The Emperor's Hammer: Images Archive (EH:IA) (http://ia.emperorshammer.ca) has been updated. If you have any images to submit, send them to io@absolutek.com.
  • Apparently Kawolski is putting together a big EH Database... After it is complete the LoAs for the new NL will be awarded.
  • The IO site has an "Ask the IO" component along with a Site of the Week suggestion form.
  • XWA TCC's are being sought. Interested applicants should contact TCC:Crix Madine (crix-madine@home.com) by Tuesday.

    Wing News

  • Wasp Squadron is our new WC's Own as announced earlier!
  • LCM Strahd is the COM's Protector as announced earlier!
  • Ender mBind is on leave until tomorrow because he is visiting EH members in Britian. :)
  • I've been getting the ASF Propaganda Office off the ground, you can go see the ASF Message Board for details!
  • XvT Wow is on in the Zone for those who have XvT! It is in channel Rebel Base, passwords are either WOW, WoW or wow.
  • We still have a Fiction/Graphics Comp on, get submissions to Ender and myself! Anyone can rate submissions on the site (http://isdvanguard.emperorshammer.ca).

    Promotions

  • LT Boris transferred from the Naval Corps!
  • LCM Schitzo to Flight Leader (FL) of Echo Flight II!
  • LCM Strahd to Flight Leader (FL) of Mantis Flight II!

    Medals

  • LCM Strahd got a Palpatine Crescent (PC) for being COM's Protector!
  • LCM Schitzo got a Palpatine Crescent (PC) for February activity!
  • LCM Zero Pain got an Imperial Security Medal (ISM) for February activity!

    IWATS Courses Completed

  • LT Spawn completed IWATS HTML 1!
  • LCM Strahd completed IWATS HTML 1!
  • LT Tierce completed IWATS mIRC 1 and 2!
  • LT Patrick Blastfire completed IWATS HTML 1!

    War Room

    [XvT] Week of War
    Time: Ends next Friday!
    Place: Rebel Base on the Zone.
    Awards: LoC per victory. An IS of some kind of the winner?

    Fiction/Graphics Competition
    Deadline: March 25, 2001
    URL: http://isdvanguard.emperorshammer.ca/vifc/
    Description: General fictions and graphics competition. Submit work to RA Ender MBind (a.c.w.t.zwegers@bk.tudelft.nl) and MAJ Khadgar (dmelenchuk@home.com). At our site, you can view and grade other people's submissions!

    Vanguard Interactive Battle
    Next Deadline: Unknown
    URL: http://www.gimmie.tudelft.nl/homes/blok10b/ender/vib/
    Description: "The Wing XV Commander will add a piece of a story to his wing reports, together with a XWA Mission based on that part of the story. Participating Pilots in the wing send in their pilot files of that mission to their CMDRs - including a short written fictional account of their experiences in the mission. The CMDRs check the pilot files, forward the scores, the reports and their own files to the Commodore and Wing Commander and include the best fiction of their squadron in their weekly reports. The best fiction in the wing will be taken up in the wing report, arranged into "propaganda"-type news coverage. Medals are awarded to the best flying and to the best writing but also to outstanding activity like helping to run this competition. Flying and fiction both influence the story, and so the missions: the Pilots' performance in one mission has consequences on the next mission they'll fly. Making this a true Interactive Battle with a flexible story line, centered around the ISD Vanguard and it's Squadrons."
    Status: The first turn winner were rewarded, Ender said he will do the ViB related things in his COM Report. We are in need of XWA Mission designers, contact Ender MBind if interested.

    [XvT/XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp
    Time: Wednesdays at 1:00 PM EST - 4:30 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, PC for first place, ISM for second place.


    [XvT/XWA] ASF Wednesday Comp
    Time: Wednesdays at 7:00 PM EST - 10:30 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] Thursday Night Training
    Time: Thursdays at 8:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] EuroComp
    Time: Fridays at 10:00 AM EST - 11:30 AM EST.
    Place: Channel #EuroLoC on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XWA] Kampfergemetzel
    Time: Fridays 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
    Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] TC-IW Weekly Comp
    Time: Fridays at 5:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #IWTCComp on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XWA] Zone Sunday
    Time: Sundays at 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM EST.
    Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] Praetorian Comp
    Time: Mondays at 19:00 - 22:00 EST
    Place: Channel #Praetorian on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XWA] NC CapShip Night
    http://www.btinternet.com/~dianafreestone/NC/capshipnight.htm
    Time: Fridays at 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #Project_Faithful on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA/JK] Outer Rim War
    Time: Sundays at 2:00 PM - 11:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #OuterRim on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winners of each platform.


    Picture of the Week



    May as well finish off our "All your base are belong to us" theme with this cool banner that Belzedar submitted to the newsletter. :P


    Wing XV
    Flag Officers - 1
    Echo - 8
    Scorpion - 0
    Mantis - 7
    Wasp - 8
    Hornet - 0
    Python - 11
    Total: 35

    Respectfully Submitted,

    Major Khadgar
    Wing XV Wing Commander
    Freelance Cardinal

    WC/MAJ Khadgar/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
    BS/PCx7/ISMx15/LoC-PSx36/CoL/CoB/LoA/OV [EXCR] {IWATS-PHP/1-SM/2}

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