Note: The Picture of the Week and my ID Line is just a joke. :P I am not Cadet! :P
Pilot's Lounge
New Republic Medal of Long Standing Deceitful Tatics (MoLSDC) (Probably not too far off considering some medal names I've seen. :P)
Kyrat Squadron had arrived, but it was too late, we were already inside the asteroid.
We landed with a thud on a large platform.
We got up and walked towards the back of our craft, when I was hit by something very large over the head.
Next thing I knew, I was sitting in front of Eras Du'kai
"So Major Khadgar, you thought you were smarter then the New Republic."
He went on, "But frankly, Grand Admiral Jonin"
"It's Ronin!"
"NO ONE ASKED YOU!"
"Anyways, Khadgar, my latest plan will destory the Emperor's Hammer, and gain me that Fleet Admiral promotion and New Republic Medal of Long Standing Deceitful Tatics (MoLSDC) that I've always wanted."
"How are you going to do that?"
"By releasing a terrible weapon on Aurora Prime."
"The Force?"
"No, something much, much worse, a legion of evil... Tax Collectors!"
"My god, No!"
"Muhahahaha!"
"Now, as for you, Khadgar... You and your friend Droole will spend the rest of your miserable life mining spice, so that if my plan doesn't work, I can still buy my rank in the New Republic."
Droole and I were transported to a nearby moon and were taken on a hovering platform towards the mines.
One of the guards looked at me, "So, you are the great Khadgar, eh?"
"Uh, yeah."
"You don't look so great to me, Mr. Legend."
The other guard looked over, "We're almost out of gas!"
"Damn! I only had half the New Republics budget to get that half a tank of fuel, I thought it would last longer!"
"You idiot! Never underestimate today's fuel priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
We hit the ground with a thud, luckily one of the guards broke my fall.
Droole and I walked around the area, it was mostly forest, no cities or colonization within sight.
Will Khadgar and Droole survive?
Of course they will!!
You've ruined it!
Oh, sorry
Don't say sorry to me, it's them you've ruined it for!
From the Wing XV Monastery:
Twinkalicious mysteriously disappears, never to be seen again.
Pope Twinkalicious has passed away and there has not been closure as to who the next Pope will be.
Hailing from the ISD Relentless, Pope St. Ricaud I claims that he should be Pope because, "I will let everything manage itself while I enjoy the Papal riches."
Challenging his claim, from the Sovereign, Pope Ford Prefect II.
Amongst all this chaos, Cardinal Khadgar's "crimes" has been left forgotten and he is free to take more...
Letters to the Cardinal
Fleet News
- Have automated Enlistment, you just sign up and it will generate a PIN and password for you.
- Give users easier logins, you can give User name or Password.
- Include EH join forms for TIE Corps and hosted Subgroups. It appears that the Intelligence Division and Fringe have signed on.
- Balance your chequebook.
- Have 6 beverage cup holders.
- Imperial Historical Soceity - Collecting information about the History of Emperor's Hammer. E-Mail magedon42@aol.com and rgoatham@aol.com if interested.
Doesn't the EH Encyclopedia cover this area?
- Officer Histories - Basically a modified INPR aimed at getting Officer histories. Exceptional entries will be rewarded... Here is the template:
Name: Rank: Current Assignment: Scandoc Transmission Code: Sex: Race: Date of Birth: Place of Birth: Marital Status: Family: Social Status (former, and at current position): Quote: Significant Events of Childhood: Significant Events of Adolescence: Significant Events of Adulthood: Alignment and Attitude: Former (non-EH) Occupations: Hobbies: Tragedies: Phobias: Allergies: Former EH positions: Medals (and what you received them for): Contributions to the Emperor's Hammer: Contributions to specific SubGroups: Other interesting facts about your EH career: Personal View of the Empire: Personal View of the Emperor's Hammer: Reason(s) for enlisting in the Emperor's Hammer: Miscellanious Information: Other Comments: Full ID Line:
Wing News
Promotions
Medals
IWATS Courses Completed
Not IWATS Courses completed this week.
War Room
[XWA] Week of War
Time: Ends next Friday!
Place: Melee Room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory. An IS of some kind of the winner?
Fiction/Graphics Competition
Deadline: March 25, 2001
URL: http://isdvanguard.emperorshammer.ca/vifc/
Description: General fictions and graphics competition. Submit work to RA Ender MBind (a.c.w.t.zwegers@bk.tudelft.nl) and MAJ Khadgar (dmelenchuk@home.com). At our site, you can view and grade other people's submissions!
Vanguard Interactive Battle
Next Deadline: Unknown
URL: http://www.gimmie.tudelft.nl/homes/blok10b/ender/vib/
Description: "The Wing XV Commander will add a piece of a story to his wing reports, together with a XWA Mission based on that part of the story. Participating Pilots in the wing send in their pilot files of that mission to their CMDRs - including a short written fictional account of their experiences in the mission. The CMDRs check the pilot files, forward the scores, the reports and their own files to the Commodore and Wing Commander and include the best fiction of their squadron in their weekly reports. The best fiction in the wing will be taken up in the wing report, arranged into "propaganda"-type news coverage. Medals are awarded to the best flying and to the best writing but also to outstanding activity like helping to run this competition. Flying and fiction both influence the story, and so the missions: the Pilots' performance in one mission has consequences on the next mission they'll fly. Making this a true Interactive Battle with a flexible story line, centered around the ISD Vanguard and it's Squadrons."
Status: The first turn winner were rewarded, Ender said he will do the ViB related things in his COM Report. We are in need of XWA Mission designers, contact Ender MBind if interested.
[XvT/XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp
Time: Wednesdays at 1:00 PM EST - 4:30 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, PC for first place, ISM for second place.
[XvT/XWA] ASF Wednesday Comp
Time: Wednesdays at 7:00 PM EST - 10:30 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] Thursday Night Training
Time: Thursdays at 8:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] EuroComp
Time: Fridays at 10:00 AM EST - 11:30 AM EST.
Place: Channel #EuroLoC on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] Kampfergemetzel
Time: Fridays 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] TC-IW Weekly Comp
Time: Fridays at 5:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #IWTCComp on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] Zone Sunday
Time: Sundays at 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM EST.
Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] Praetorian Comp
Time: Mondays at 19:00 - 22:00 EST
Place: Channel #Praetorian on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] NC CapShip Night
http://www.btinternet.com/~dianafreestone/NC/capshipnight.htm
Time: Fridays at 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #Project_Faithful on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA/JK] Outer Rim War
Time: Sundays at 2:00 PM - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #OuterRim on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winners of each platform.
Picture of the Week
That's not funny... Dammit!
Wing XV
Flag Officers - 1
Echo - 8
Scorpion - 0
Mantis - 7
Wasp - 9
Hornet - 0
Python - 11
Total: 36
Respectfully Submitted,
Cadet Khadgar
Wing XV Wing Commander?
TRN/CT Khadgar/Beta Company/PLT Daedalus
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