Pilot's Lounge
At the Main Menu, I placed the picture of George Lucas in the photocopier machine beside the terminal.
Suddenly, I saw a bloster bolt hit a tree nearby, I immediately jumped for cover in a nearby bush.
I peered out to see Droole being taken away by some men in purple uniforms carrying blasters.
Deciding to help out Droole, I followed the guards, and after short time, we came to a complex.
Upon approaching it, I noticed a large "Lucasarts" sign above a stairway, which went downward to the inside.
I walked down the stairway and came into a circular area, going to the right I came upon a door.
Glancing around it, I saw a red button beside the closet and pushed it, revealing what appeared to be a Janitor's uniform and mop.
I stepped inside the closet and shut the door behind me.
After thirty seconds, I was dressed in full Santation Engineers Uniform, mop in hand.
Walking a bit more down the hallway, I noticed another door and walked inside it.
It turned out to be... A massive accounting department, with a huge maze of cubicles.
Walking in to the entrance to the cubicle, one of the accountants looked up from his terminal and said, "Thank god you're here, you can mop my floor!"
Just great, Khadgar, Wing Commander of Wing XV, Cardinal and all around nice guy, mopping the floor for an accountant at Lucasarts.
After mopping the floor, I proceeded on through the maze of cubicles and had to mop many floors (The things I do for the Empire :P).
Eevntually, a room with a terminal, a photocopier and a picture of George Lucas on the wall.
I decided to access the terminal...
Please choose one of the options below to proceed...
- Projects
- Accounting
- Photocopier
- Telephone
- Star Wars Episode II: Jedi Hunt
- Star Wars Episode II: Gungan Racing
- Star Wars Episode II: Clone Battle
- Star Wars Episode II: Senate Debate
- Star Wars Episode II: Behind the Magic
- Back to Main
At the Main Menu, I placed the picture of George Lucas in the photocopier machine beside the terminal.
After doing so, I went back to the terminal.
"Option 3"
I removed the photocopied picture of George Lucas, replaced the real one, and went down the hallway more... And you guessed it, came to yet another door.
I approached the door and it said "Please varify your indentity.
I placed the George Lucas picture on a black screen beside the door, and the door slid open...
To be continued!
From the Wing XV Monastery:
Whoops, I forgot to to do the letters to the Cardinal last week, ah well... I will do it now...
April Fools! I don't have the time, I have deadlines to meet, people!
That was this weeks...
Thank you for reading this...
Fleet News
- Is compiling a list of the people that were in the Imperial Survey Corps (ISC). They are planning to restart the ISC. If you were in the ISC and still wish to be, please send an e-mail Admiral Keiran Idanian (KeiranIdanian@aol.com) with the subject, "ISC Member."
- Has a webhunt going at http://www.ipgv.org/webhunt.htm.
- Has a new site at http://www.eh-recon.org/.
- Would like your bank account numbers and passwords along with credit cards numbers E-Mailed to Admiral Keiran Idanian (KeiranIdanian@aol.com)...
... Hah Hah, Just kidding on that last one!
- Be in contact with clubs to be able to help setup new Competitions.
- Be able to help award LoCs/DFCs.
- Be able to check E-mail daily.
- Be able to show up at most Competitions (including ones on The Zone).
- Be able to do other Combat Event things when required.
- Be able to effectively make up DFC rules on short notice so that Khadgar is never able to get a DFC.
- Be able to slap SureFire with a trout whenever he makes some snide remark about actually updating the Combat Calendar.
- Be able to delegate the blame to Brucmack or Yacks whenever LoCs or DFCs are due, respectively.
Wing News
Promotions
Medals
If you were active and March and haven't got a medal yet, don't fear, we are still discussing some of them (for Wasp)... And two CMDRs haven't submitted MSEs!
IWATS Courses Completed
War Room
Fiction/Graphics Competition
Deadline: March 25, 2001
URL: http://isdvanguard.emperorshammer.ca/vifc/
Description: General fictions and graphics competition. Submit work to RA Ender MBind (a.c.w.t.zwegers@bk.tudelft.nl) and MAJ Khadgar (dmelenchuk@home.com). At our site, you can view and grade other people's submissions!
Vanguard Interactive Battle
Next Deadline: Unknown
URL: http://www.gimmie.tudelft.nl/homes/blok10b/ender/vib/
Description: "The Wing XV Commander will add a piece of a story to his wing reports, together with a XWA Mission based on that part of the story. Participating Pilots in the wing send in their pilot files of that mission to their CMDRs - including a short written fictional account of their experiences in the mission. The CMDRs check the pilot files, forward the scores, the reports and their own files to the Commodore and Wing Commander and include the best fiction of their squadron in their weekly reports. The best fiction in the wing will be taken up in the wing report, arranged into "propaganda"-type news coverage. Medals are awarded to the best flying and to the best writing but also to outstanding activity like helping to run this competition. Flying and fiction both influence the story, and so the missions: the Pilots' performance in one mission has consequences on the next mission they'll fly. Making this a true Interactive Battle with a flexible story line, centered around the ISD Vanguard and it's Squadrons."
Status: The first turn winner were rewarded, Ender said he will do the ViB related things in his COM Report. We are in need of XWA Mission designers, contact Ender MBind if interested.
[XvT/XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp
Time: Wednesdays at 1:00 PM EST - 4:30 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, PC for first place, ISM for second place.
[XvT/XWA] ASF Wednesday Comp
Time: Wednesdays at 7:00 PM EST - 10:30 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] Thursday Night Training
Time: Thursdays at 8:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] EuroComp
Time: Fridays at 10:00 AM EST - 11:30 AM EST.
Place: Channel #EuroLoC on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] Kampfergemetzel
Time: Fridays 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] TC-IW Weekly Comp
Time: Fridays at 5:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #IWTCComp on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] Zone Sunday
Time: Sundays at 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM EST.
Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] Praetorian Comp
Time: Mondays at 19:00 - 22:00 EST
Place: Channel #Praetorian on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] NC CapShip Night
http://www.btinternet.com/~dianafreestone/NC/capshipnight.htm
Time: Fridays at 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #Project_Faithful on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA/JK] Outer Rim War
Time: Sundays at 2:00 PM - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #OuterRim on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winners of each platform.
Picture of the Week
I present to you... The new ASF Banner!
Whoops, hehe... :P Here it is... Seriously!
I'm impressed with the work CM Drako has done with this... And yes, I know Aggressor, we is spelled wrong, I've pointed it out to Drako, should be good shortly.
Wing XV
Flag Officers - 1
Echo - 9
Scorpion - 0
Mantis - 9
Wasp - 8
Hornet - 0
Python - 11
Total: 38
Respectfully Submitted,
Major Khadgar
Wing XV Wing Commander
WC/MAJ Khadgar/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
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