Wing V Report # 31 (2001-05-19)

This report was submitted by LC Proton


WING V REPORT 31

WC/LC Proton reporting on 5-19-01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME

***
Snippy the military surplus probe droid flitted about the Wing V section of the Sovereign hangar bay, supervising the fevered work of Dude and Leroy. The Tusken raider grunted in exertion as he replaced a torpedo launcher on a missile boat. The feisty jawa cursed in jawaese as he attempted to secure an ion cannon system on a nearby TIE Defender.
All around the L.S.D. Team, Sovereign mechanics and other flight deck personnel rushed to complete a huge maintenance and rearmament workload.
LC Proton observed the frenzied work through a monitor at his battle station on the bridge. He smiled in satisfaction as his personal assistants pitched in to support the pilots of Wing V and their combat craft.
Endless training was the root of a top-quality TIE Corps wing, Proton mused, and with all the competitions going on, all Wing V pilots were bound to improve.
***

- Whew, we are engaged in a lot of squadron, wing, ship and subgroup comps! We're not winning every battle, but we are showing up in force and fighting hard. GO FIVE!

- CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members.

WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES

- FM/LT Xeno Darklighter/Nun 1-2 - Transfers to Nun from Reserves

WING NEWS - AWARDS

- The Imperial Security Medal has been awarded to:
FM/LT Willis/Mem 1-2
Reason given for request: This pilot has completed 12 battles and 3 free missions and an IWATS course.

- The Imperial Security Medal has been awarded to:
FL/LCM Jason Hunter/Sadhe 2-1/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
Reason given for request: For the designing and maintining of the new Sadhe Flight II website at:
http://sadheflight2.clickhere2.net

The Imperial Security Medal has been awarded to:
FL/LCM Kettch/Sadhe 3-1/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
Reason given for request: For the designing and maintining of the new Sadhe Flight III website at:
http://widow.godin.org.uk/

IWATS GRADUATIONS

- FM/LT Thomas Nitecki/Sadhe 1-2 - ICQ
- FL/LCM Jason Hunter/Sadhe 2-1 - ICQ
- FM/LT Willis/Mem 1-2 - TIE Fighter Tactics
- FM/LT Thomas Nitecki/Sadhe 1-2 - Squadron Management 2
- FM/LT Thomas Nitecki/Sadhe 1-2 - VB Script
- FM/LT Willis/Mem 1-2 - mIRC 1
- FM/LT Murkrow Defender/Sadhe 2-3 - Rebellion Tactics

WING NEWS AND STATUS

- RED ALERT! Wing V vs. Wing VI. Fly TC-TIE Battle 171 by May 31. I have not seen a huge flood of BSFs for this so far, although activity has been moderate. Everyone fly it! It's a fun battle, and we need all pilots to contribute to the victory!

- RED ALERT II! We're facing the Infiltrator Wing's Shadow Squadron in a six-week event Second round, Sadhe vs. Shadow: Shadow (7), 535,394; Sadhe (6), 278,611. Shadow leads 2-0. Next up: Samekh vs. Shadow.

- I'm flying against Shadow CMDR/FLT Khaen as a postscript to the ongoing comp. The mission is TC-TIE free 152.

- Upcoming major competitions planned:
YELLOW ALERT!
June, vs. Wing I;
July, vs. Wing IV.

- Communications channels. We have dropped the old message board; the official board of Wing V is now the MB in the TIE Corps Message Center. Also, we are trying a new Topica e-mail list, having dropped the unreliable Yahoo Groups list.

- Wing V Trivia Contest! Managed by LCM Dark Viper. Ongoing, awards given quarterly. Quiz 3 in progress.

- Sadhe Flight 2 New Nickname: Birds of Darkness
New Motto: No sound, no light...just death.

- The ID's DiploServ is looking for a liaison in each of the TC wings. Interested parties for the Wing V liaison job, contact me. In a related matter: flag officers in the battlegroups torched the poor DiploServ guy who made a simple request to be included in WCs' weekly report distributions; but the Brotherhood of Sovereign Flag Officers sees no harm in this request and has agreed to offer this simple amount of help to a fellow EH organization.

MISCELLANEOUS

- GN Devin and SMS Wil Striker report:
Sovereign Top Gun competition.
Omega Squadron and the Fleet Medical Corps are sponsoring a ship-wide competition to determine who the number one TIE and XWA pilot on the Sov is. All pilots are encouraged to fly either Free TIE #93 or Free XWA #17 and turn it into their CMDRs no later than May 27th. If you have any questions, please contact General Devin.

- FO/FA Priyum Patel reports:
Over the past several months the SSD Avenger has grown dramatically, both in terms of size and activity. This is undoubtedly due to the hard work of not only the pilots onboard, but also the Officers. This success has allowed for a relatively rare event - the opening of a new ISD and Wing! Both myself, and Vice Admiral Firefox decided that the time was right to add this new Ship to the Fleet, so Wing XX and it's parent ship, the ISD Subjugator have been activated. The Subjugator, attached to the Avenger, is a Dark Brotherhood ship - which means that all pilots onboard are also members of the DB.
This opening also brings some changes with it:
Avenger Wings I and II have been renamed to Wings XVIII & XIX respectively.
Although the Subjugator will be an independent ship in terms of everyday function, the new COM will be subordinate to Vice Admiral Firefox in terms of seniority (and hence report to him with important decisions). The COM will also act as his XO and step in as and when needed.
It is important to note that these two ships do NOT form a Battlegroup.
Applications for the new Commodore are now being accepted. The requirements are as follows:
You must have been in the TIE Corps for at least ONE year.
No HCI convictions.
A working knowledge of all Fleet protocols and policies.
Command experience at Wing Commander level or above (the more the better).
Extensive use of IRC.
You must also be a member of the Dark Brotherhood.
All applications should be sent to Vice Admiral Firefox & Fleet Admiral Priyum and they should arrive within the week. Once the new COM is in place, applications for Wing XX WC will be taken, but not until then.

- COL Inkwolf reports:
What's that? Up in the sky?
Faster than a speeding T/B!
Stronger than the odor of Crusher the Hutt!
Able to leap tall Jawas in a single bound!
It's a mynock! It's a Star Destroyer!
No...it's SOVMAN!!!!
To protect his secret identity, SovMan lives as a
mild-mannered TIE pilot. But when danger or
disrespect threaten the SSSD Sovereign or the EH,
he rushes to a convenient docking bay and
transforms himself into SOVMAN, PROTECTOR OF
JUSTICE, DEFENDER OF HONOR, UPHOLDER OF ORDER AND
POLISHER OF THE AXIAL SUPERLASER!!!
Gentlemen, I would like to invite you to take part
in a competition to design a costume for SovMan,
the Sov's local superhero! Note that this is NOT
a graphics comp: the prettiest picture might win,
but a scanned-in crayon scribbling might win, too.
What we are looking for is the coolest superhero
costume you can develop for SovMan! Costume
should look good in color or B&W.
All officers serving on the SSSD Sovereign are
invited to submit their designs in any form they
prefer. Make an original graphic! Build a clay
model and sent the photo! Edit the attached
preliminary sketch! Sew a costume, dress up as
SovMan, and send us the picture! Paint a RPG
miniature! If you have no scanner, let me know and
I'll send you a mailing address for art or photos
(but you'll have to mail it early to make the deadline!)
Entries should me e-mailed to me, COL Inkwolf at
inkwolf@earthlink.net. Judging will be carried
out by COM/FA Kramer, myself, and LT Ryan Tribal
of Hey Squadron, originator of the SovMan concept.
Medals have been preapproved by the TO, but given
the reaction of the Ops office to some comps, no
definite promises will be made ahead of time. :)
SovMan can't fight our enemies in the nude (well
he could but it'd be against some regulation I'm
sure) so please get those uniform designs in by
June 15th!

ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21

- Orator of the week: CM Keiran!
"*gets up from the cattle prod catalogue*
No, don't feel threatened yet, you still have 4-6 weeks for delivery >:P" -CM Keiran

- More oratory from the past week:

"SickMan`s Wise Word`s of The Week............"The more battles you fly, the happier your CMDR becomes, the more happier your CMDR becomes, the more likely the drinks will be on him in Airlock#21" -LC Sickman

"Maybe there is more to life than staring at this screen... Maybe that voice I hear in my head (calls itself "Mom" or something :P) is right when she says get off that computer (whatever that is...) Oh well, I guess I'll never know. Hey, wait, I just turned my head to the side... I saw a window... There really is an "outside"! Maybe its Corellia!!!
-LT Kalklash Fendar

"There's no life outside the internet! Just mindless zombies going from point A to point B each day as they work themselves into a depressing grave! Fight for the Empire, at least here you can go out in a blase of glory!! :P" -MAJ Wil Striker

"Fascist's are your white supremest types that believe that the only real humans are all white. Would love to chain all of them together with the lawyers at the bottom of the ocean! :P" -MAJ Wil Striker

"Sixthly, Kramer's Korner. By popular request, my review this week goes to "Practical Magic." I rate it half an ISD. As much as I adore Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, this movie had no sparkle. Don't bother renting it. :(" -FA Kramer

"Seventhly, Comfy Chair. Once again, Proton sits in glory on the La-Z-WC. His tusken raider is starting to eye MY chair . . . :\ Sequoh is securing his lead over Joe (and The Pit) at five pilots up, but I hear plans to reopen Ra Squadron as XWA are being finalized . . . who will be in The Pit next week?" -FA Kramer

"And how about a rusty old pilot named Kramer? Is he allowed to participate (if I can find my joystick under the discarded pile of Sprite cans)? ;)" -FA Kramer

"FA Kramer, grumbling and muttering under his breath, stalks into the Flag Officer Hangar Bay and heads toward T/I Dark Knight.
"We'll show him who's gas tank is full. Wait, that didn't make a lot of sense, forget I said that. Who am I talking to? Grah, that Devin has me so riled up I'm talking to myself . . . (in a singsong, mocking tone) I've got a Order of the Vanguard FIFTH Echelon, I wear a RED uniform, I'm on a first name basis with the Fleet Commander . . . I'll show him, I'll show them all!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -FA Kramer

"Sovereign mechanics gawk in horror as T/I Dark Knight lurches into flight and wildly veers into the hangar wall, exploding into a sheet of flame and rocketing the singed commodore from the shattered cockpit like a cannonball man across the hangar, his Sprite-soaked body slamming to a rest against an R2 unit." -LC Proton
**Changing sludgy oil and spraying WD-40 on lugnuts of T/F Desperate, hoping to avoid CCK's fate**

"Hmmm, who is the Sov's Senior Medical officer these days?" says Colonel Inkwolf, rendering emergency aid with the administration of
concentrated Sprite injections.......from long range with a dart gun. (Those scorps just don't look like they'd appreciate anything closer!)" -COL Inkwolf

WING V COMMUNICATIONS

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca
Message board:
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42

Group email: WingV@topica.com
Group home page: http://www.topica.com/lists/wingv

WING V ROSTER

WING COMMANDER: LC Proton (Hullbreach@aol.com) - #2712
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800

MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=47

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) CPT RedTaz (red.taz@home.com) - #4461
2) LT Willis (gohan927@hotmail.com) - #6496
3) LT Derrik Fey (andytrombone@hotmail.com) - #6715
4) LT Jansen (vader71483@aol.com) - #6751

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) LT AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) LT Sallisian (sniper055@bigpond.com) - #6231
4) LT Ryan Chi'Cath (renegade@pa.net) - #6628

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: No one hits better than we do!
1) LCM Dark Viper (Dark.Viper@web.de) - #6211
2) LT Vereska (r2d2@samara21.ru) - #6305
3) LT Nick Chi'Cath (tmotter@epix.net) - #6768
4) LT Lucas Skyjumper (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6769

NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Brad Tack (BradTack@isdcolossus.com) - #5131
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://go.to/nunsquadron

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Brad Tack (BradTack@isdcolossus.com) - #5131
2) LT Xeno Darklighter (FearlissLeadur@aol.com) - #4570
3) LT Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LT Donald Reising (donaldreising@hotmail.com) - #6012

SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: MAJ Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=51

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) MAJ Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) TBA
3) LT Tark Tanar (blistering_rc@hotmail.com) - #6658
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LCM Soontir Fel (dark.sithlord@gmx.de) - #6080
2) LCM Carl Starr (Carl_Starr@hotmail.com) - #5625
3) LT Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LCM Justin (Jmantonico@aol.com) - #5853
2) LT Zach (Zasnipes@yahoo.com) - #6466
3) TBA
4) TBA

AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aylinsquadron.homestead.com/files/aylin.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: Father, into your hands, we commit their spirit..
1) COL Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
2) TBA
3) LT Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) LT Josef Es'mith (JosefEsmith@aol.com) - #2978

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
2) TBA
3) LT Joshua Es'mith (PeregrineEsmith@aol.com) - #2979
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
4) TBA

PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://pesquadron.cjb.net

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Keiran's Krazy Ones
Motto: When the going gets tough, we get tougher
1) CM Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com) - #3147
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LT Filmfreak (filmfreak99@another.com) - #6190

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LCM Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LT Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) LT Amiantov Alexey (perviyzam@hotmail.com) - #2955
4) TBA

SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120563

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
2) LT Thomas Nitecki (tnnn@kki.net.pl) - #6260
3) LT Corsair (chewie111@hotmail.com) - #6680
4) LCM Darth Angelus (laverick@bigfoot.com) - #757

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Birds of Darkness
Motto: No sound, no light...just death.
Homepage: http://sadheflight2.clickhere2.net
1) LCM Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
2) TBA
3) LT Murkrow Defender (mike_pilot1@hotmail.com) - #6589
4) LT Dakar Romson (ks.dunbar@sk.sympatico.ca) - #6282

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://widow.godin.org.uk/
1) LCM Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) LT Cameron Alpha (legion@camo.freeserve.co.uk) - #6202
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) SL Taymar Devlin (Taymar@btinternet.com) - #6398

Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 12
Nun - 6
Samekh - 7
Aylin - 8
Pe - 6
Sadhe - 11
Total: 51

::SALUTE::

WC/LC Proton/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign


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