Pilot's Lounge
Not the Blue Screen of Death!
Khadgar stepped down the back ramp of the ship and was inside Eras Du'kai's asteroid.
I walked down a set of stairs opposite the entrance to the asteroid.
Suddenly I heard Eras Du'kai's voice, "Robots, kill him! Muhahah!"
A saw some robots come out of slots in the walls... and they headed my way.
I was doomed... But suddenly, the robots just stopped!
I looked at the robots closely, and noticed that monitors on their bodies displayed Blue Screens of Death.
Khadgar grinned, "Well, finally Windows Me has done some good."
He proceeded towards a door at the end of the room.
The door opened and there was a raised platform with stairs leading to some panels at the end of the platform and a chair with its back facing towards the stairs.
Khadgar walked up the stairs and the chair turned to face him.
"Eras Du'kai!"
"You were expecting Bill Gates?" Eras replied.
"Uh, yeah... Considering that you actually loaded Windows Me on your robots," Khadgar said, mockingly.
"Shut up!" Eras said.
Eras continued, "It is only a matter of time before my deadly tax collectors are unleashed on Aurora Prime!"
Khadgar gasped, he'd completely forgotten about Eras Du'kai's evil plot to unleash killer tax collectors on Aurora Prime.
"And as for you, Khadger..."
Khadgar sighed... "My name is Khadgar..."
"Silence!"
"Now, you will be placed in an easily escapible room, where I will have a trap that is timed so you can just barely make it out in time for dramatic effect," Eras explained.
Khadgar nodded at Eras' appropriate useage of this idea to spice up the fiction.
Khadgar was then taken by guards to a room and put on a platform in the center.
He was then escorted to the central platform by a bridge.
When they got there, the guards left and the bridge soon disspeared.
The platform started a slow descent into some greenish liquid below.
Suddenly, a rope dropped from the ceiling. (Don't ask where the rope came from! :P)
Using his quick thinking skills, Khadgar quickly took the rope and lassoed a conviently dangling bulkhead and swung away from the platform.
As he swung away, the platform sped up and quickly when into the goo, thus breaking the huge tension and creating an exciting fiction for all to enjoy.
Anyways, next... Oh darn, I've gone too long again. Ah well, hopefully I'll be able to finish this next time. :P
From the Wing XV Monastery:
Ladies and Gentlemen... Monk Darwis Maitr!
News has come that Cardinal St. Ricaud may in fact be back in the race for the Papacy, pending the approval of the High Inquistion.
Also, a new Monk has joined the Monastery... Monk Darwis Maitr! (A joke from #wingxiii :P)
"Greetings, I am Monk Darwis Maitr... Did I mention my name, Darwis Maitr... Greatest Monk that has EVER lived!" Maitr said.
"You're a bit odd... Are you a spy from the Rebels that tried to take down the Monastery!?" Cardinal Khadgar said.
"Why... Of course not... Heh Heh..." Maitr said.
"Right then, welcome to the Monastery... Ladies and Gentlemen... Monk Darwis Maitr!" Khadgar continued.
Some Boos and Hisses came from the crowd, but Khadgar calmed them.
Anyways, that's all from the Monastery this week, on with Fleet News!
Fleet News
- Must involve the Emperor's Hammer or one of it's respective subgroups.
- Be original. No cheap knock-offs of other projects or programs.
- Be cool! (Khadgar's Note: I'm hip, I'm cool, tucka tucka tucka.)
- Involve the SOD idiling on IRC.
- Articles
- E-mails
- Funny IRC logs
- Anti-Jar Jar Binks Memoribilia
Wing News
Promotions
Medals
IWATS Courses Completed
I added that last one in. :P
War Room
[XvT/XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp
Time: Wednesdays at 1:00 PM EST - 4:30 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, PC for first place, ISM for second place.
[XvT/XWA] ASF Wednesday Comp
Time: Wednesdays at 7:00 PM EST - 10:30 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] Thursday Night Training
Time: Thursdays at 8:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] EuroComp
Time: Fridays at 10:00 AM EST - 11:30 AM EST.
Place: Channel #EuroLoC on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] Kampfergemetzel
Time: Fridays 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XWA] Zone Sunday
Time: Sundays at 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM EST.
Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA] Praetorian Comp
Time: Mondays at 19:00 - 22:00 EST
Place: Channel #Praetorian on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.
[XvT/XWA/JK] Outer Rim War
Time: Sundays at 2:00 PM - 11:00 PM EST.
Place: Channel #OuterRim on IRC.
Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winners of each platform.
Picture of the Week
I got this from CM Dengar March... Yeah...
Khadgar's Note: Editor, please remove that picture from the final cut and say it was Heresy.
Editor's Note: Little does Khadgar know I didn't remove the picture... Hah Hah!
Khadgar's Note: The Editor was fired.
Wing XV
Flag Officers - 1
Echo - 10
Scorpion - 0
Mantis - 10
Wasp - 9
Hornet - 0
Python - 11
Total: 41
Respectfully Submitted,
Lieutenant Colonel Khadgar
Wing XV Wing Commander
WC/LC Khadgar/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
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