Introduction
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Welcome to this Wing report! The last week has been somewhat good for us with a slight increase of
membership and good overall activity - keep it up. There are some big competitions coming up in the
next weeks - ImpStorm II starts, the FCHG race starts, the Summer Bash starts soon and a new fleetwide
competition for XWA Squadrons hosted by COL Badlands (who also hosted the XWA Squadron League the last
two years) is in the works. So prepare yourself by practicing your flying skills and flying some
battles for the FCHG race! Good luck :)
Wing III News
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- CPT Van returned and has been promoted to COL because of the TC/NC profile merge!! Welcome back and
congrats Van, looks like you're now the highest rankning pilot in our Wing, so drinks will be on you -
for a long time :) Everyone don't forget to attend Van's promo party before all the major
competitions start! (that brings us back to the >Fly 'high'< discussion, I guess ;)
- The Sovereign Top Gun competition ends in 6 days! Best of luck to LT Arcanian Stirner!
- Remember the FCHG race competition MAJ Osan'gar wanted to start? It has now turned into a
competition for the complete Wing, although the goal remains simple: Get as many new FCHG points until
July 8th as you can!! Everybody is encouraged to participate and the winner shall recieve an IS-BW!
- The SovMan competition ended! SovMan may now finally stop running around on the Sov naked - which is
something we all waited for! COL Sasquatch got first place with a great looking submission and MAJ
Michael Emrys got second place. The entries should have reached you before, but for some reason the
yahoogroup ate it. I will try again later today.
- The Summer Bash, a new Wing-wide multi-category competition, is currently going though the TO!
Expect to hear more about it soon!
- ImpStorm II starts tomorrow! Check www.btinternet.com/~spellfire/imp_rules.html for some updated
news and rules.
- Remember to attend to our weekly Wing III meetings in #wing_iii on Undernet at 6 pm GMT / 1 pm EST
every Sunday! It was a bit confusing this week due to lag, but chat and triva were good nevertheless
:) As usual, a log is attatched.
- Use the mailing list (wing3@yahoogroups.com) and our message board
(http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=48)! :)
Quotes of the week
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"Welcome to Aleth squadron, Eriond! Here's a hint, embrace the insanitiy you see here, because you'll
go insane anyway if you don't." - LT Dufar Jabar
"LT Dufar, I do not know what you refer to with your comment on insanity. Aleth Squadron is the
bastion of sanityness (unless there is no such word) in the Tie Corps. We're not just the first
squadron in Wing III, we are the most sane as well. Just ask my imaginary friend, Major Lee
Annoying." - MAJ Jahan Kalar
"One of the first duties I expect each of you to perform is to pick your "assistant." Inkwolf has the
Wing II Ground Crew (SGT Akela, CPL Melvin, and PVT Squeaker), Sequoh has a pet bantha, Proton uses
the LSD Team (Leroy the Jawa, Snippy the Probe Droid, and Dude the Tusken Raider), Wolly has the ATR
Silencer for off-Sov operations and throws chairs at you if you misbehave. My minions include the
ScorpTroopers (Scorpion Stormtroopers - they live in The Pit), Napoleon my silver electric arowana
(lives in The Tank, eats ewoks for snacks), Crusher the Hutt (my secretary given to me by my "friends"
in Wing II - still not sure if it's a he or a she), the Spy Rats (you might not ever see them, but
they'll see you), the Dark Troopers (don't go near Debriefing Rooms 21 to 30), Fred & Barney (they
haven't made an official appearance yet, but they're both have tails), The Guardian (he haunts the
lower decks of the Sovereign) . . . hmm, who am I forgetting? Ah well, they'll turn up. :)" -FA
Kramer
"well I did bring a tray out, then dropped it. So you sprite ended up on the floor :P Have a Jack
Daniels and a fine Cuban Cigar instead." -LC Reaper
"::Wolly, Inkwolf, Proton, and Sequoh all edge noticeably away from Reaper. Crusher the Hutt, until
now asleep on it's dais, springs awake:: "Uh-huu . . . Bo Shuda!" cries Crusher while he hits a button
installed on it's armrest. The grating under Reaper suddenly drops away (seem familiar?) dropping
Reaper into "The Pit." It's Sprite or nothing, baby. :)" -FA Kramer
"There are 5 categories in which pilots can take part:
- fiction, - flying, - graphics, - web/url hunt, - trivia, - mission design" - LC Sequoh Marden
"Five categories, eh? You'd better check your math, Sequoh . . . ;)" - FA Kramer
Meeting quotes:
* Sequoh looks around
...
* Sequoh backs of
* Sequoh fetches a bucket of water and empties it over Josh
* EH_Dufar watches josh get soaked
Wing III stats
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Aleth - 10
Beth - 9
Gimel - inactive
Daleth - 8
Hey - 8
Vav - inactive
... - 1
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Total - 36 (+ 1; Keep it up!)
Wing III Combat Response Ratings
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Aleth - CRR Level 2, Expires 07/01
Beth - CRR Level 3, Expires 07/01
Gimel - Inactive
Daleth - CRR Level 2, Expires 07/01
Hey - CRR Level 2, Expires 07/01
Vav - Inactive
Wing III roster changes
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- CPT Van returned to Daleth and was promoted to COL! Congrats!
- SL TK-7083 changed name to Eriond Kath'Razzit
- SL Eriond Kath'Razzit was promoted to LT! Congratulations!
- Beth Squadron's new message board is located at http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=57
Wing III awards
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- CM Josh Popelka recieved an IS-SW for winning the Suvivor Challenge!
IWATS graduates
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- LT Eriond Kath'Razzit completed ICQ, SM/2 (100%!) and mIRC 1/2 - great work!
- LT Syntax completed ICQ and IIC/1 - nice job.
Fleet News
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- There currently is a competition to design more FCHG Battles. Details can be found within TAC Report
18 at: http://www.tiecorps.org/reports/report.asp?reportid=2521&commandstaffid=3
- The new Lord Ambassador is Nashaa Kambuel
- Imperial Vogue Issue II has been released!! Check it out at
http://www.darklord.ukshells.co.uk/mairin/vogue/
- AD Mike, the leader of the FMC, has been promoted to Fleet Admiral.
- CA:XO is open, requirements can be found at www.kawolski.com.
- Visit http://news.tiecorps.org for Tie Corps news
- Go to http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm for the latest fleetwide news
Fly your craft slightly above your opponent, and do not forget to look for chasing enemys as you do
so!
Wing III Commander, Lieutenant Colonel Sequoh Marden
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