WC/MAJ Proton reporting on 11-18-00 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:
WELCOME
**Jaded Strumpet completed her expert massage of the wing commander's weary back and stepped aside as Candyland served Proton a triple-cheese Bantha burger and a large mug of frosted Corellian ale.
"Thank you, as usual, ladies."
Proton sighed, smiled and rolled onto his back, closing his eyes and softly humming the "Imperial March."
"WHAACK!!" The doors of the wing commander's quarters flew open with a sharp crash as Snippy the probe droid rushed into the room. "ALERT, ALERT!" the droid's metallic, scratchy voice blared. "The recruits have arrived!"
Proton jumped to his feet, stepped into his freshly cleaned flight suit and sprinted from the room toward the Sovereign's incoming shuttle bay. His three assistants fell in behind him without a pause. They knew how important it was to greet Wing V's two new recruits. The WC and his three assistants would meet the six squadron commanders and the other 32 members of the wing in making the Sadhe recruits feel immediately at home on the mightiest ship of the Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet.**
- Yes we have two new recruits in the wing this week! Everyone give a warm Wing V welcome to SLs Dae Cam and Foobat!
- CMDRs, make sure all pilots get a copy of this report each week.
- CMDRs: File your weekly reports and your MSEs without fail or risk losing your position. And your reports need to contain more than a "nothing much new" sentence and a copy of the squadron roster." Most of you are doing a great job in this regard but a couple of you have slipped badly.
WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES
- FM/LT Focault/Aylin 1-2 - Promoted to LT
- FL/LCM Tarkinan/Nun 2-1 - Moves to Nun 1-2
- FM/LT Vbehrends/Nun 1-2 - Promoted to FL, Flight II
- FM/SL Foobat/Sadhe 3-3 - Completes training, joins Sadhe
- FM/SL Dae Cam/Sadhe 3-4 - Completes training, joins Sadhe
WING NEWS - AWARDS
The Palpatine Crescent has been awarded to:
CMDR/LC Gen Es'mith/Aylin
The Imperial Security Medal has been awarded to:
FL/LCM Jennif Es'mith/Aylin 3-1
The Medal of Instruction has been awarded to:
FM/LT Kettch/Sadhe 3-2
FL/LCM Wil_Striker/Sadhe 3-1
FL/LT Izlude/Mem 3-1/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
IWATS Course: HTML 1
Score: 80%
IWATS graduations:
FL/LT Izlude/Mem 3-1 - mIRC 1, 80%
FM/LT Focault/Aylin 1-2 - Squadron Management 2, 100%
FM/LT Axis Rivkahson/Sadhe 2-2 - mIRC 1, 100%
FM/LT Axis Rivkahson/Sadhe 2-2 - mIRC 2, 90%
WING NEWS - GENERAL
- The Sovereign League 2000 playoffs have begun, with Wing V's Mem and Nun squadrons competing in the pre-qualifying round against 10 other squadrons. The top 8 of this 12 advance to the next round. The mission is TC-free 133 and the deadline is Nov. 19. GO, MEM and NUN!
- Sadhe Squadron fights valiantly but loses its contest against Wing II's Kappa Squadron. You'll get them next time, Sadhe. Good work, in any regard!
Kappa:
CPT Astarosta: 50467
LT Hawk Hunter: 40725
LT Razor: 26270
CM Algaron: 38744
LCM Jan Wemmel: 44583
Total: 200789
Sadhe
MAJ Sickman: 13367
LT Axis Rivkahson: 11899
LCM Wil_Striker: 995
LCM RedTaz: 38317
Total: 64578
WING STATUS
- Fly TC-TIE Battle 165 for the November Wing V contest. Pilots, send your tfrs to your CMDR. Deadline for CMDRs to send me their squadron reports is Nov. 30. Winner: Palpatine Crescent
Second place: Imperial Security Medal
MISCELLANEOUS
- Congratulations to go to Tactical Officer Admiral Striker for his promotion to Fleet Admiral!
- TAC/FA Striker reports the following battles have been updated for bug fixes:
DB-TIE Battle 8
TC-TIE Battle 24
TC-TIE Battle 62
TC-TIE Battle 74
TC-TIE Battle 84
TC-TIE Battle 161
TC-TIE Battle 163
TC-TIE Battle 165
TC-XWA Battle 10
FREE-TIE Mission 94
ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21
- This week's collection of profound, ridiculous, detestable or otherwise interesting missives seen and heard in the airlock or other cantinas or intercepted from restricted Holonet channels during the past week:
"Greetings pilots, and welcome to this week's Wing III Report! I'm GN Sasquatch, and I will continue to be your Wing Commander until a recount of the votes in the Outer Rim proves otherwise." -GN Sasquatch
"Ford has managed to injure his hand somehow so that the wounds form a smiley face. Curse that Mickey Mouse. For those who care, the smiley face is still there, though the festering has gone down." -MAJ Ford Prefect
"Hmmm.. why is the Sov's axial Superlaser pointed toward Jarak's ship?? Oh.. and what's this big red button do? ::pushes:: Opps.. heh ::smiles innocently::" -LC "I didnt do it!" Joe
"Fifthly, Sov pets. Speaking of Crusher, Psi Squadron over in Wing II wins the prestigious "We talked trash to FA Kramer and now have Napoleon to deal with as a result" award. What are YOUR squads doing to incur my wrath? Latest standings are:
Wing I - Dark Troopers on constant patrol, no resistance encountered. ATR
Silencer and T/D Sleipnir always being shined by lazy pilots.
Wing II - Napoleon recently reassigned. Constant uprisings, conflicts, and
chaos. A veritible warzone. Rexcruitment on the rise.
Wing III - ScorpTroopers on detail. Sightings of a large, fur covered mammal
reported - no actual evidence to confirm. Investigations continue.
Wing IV - ScorpTroopers on detail recently recalled. Comfy Chair installed
and operating nicely.
Wing V - Spy Rats gathering information on "Snippy" . . . formulating plan of
attack. Candyland and Jaded Strumpet still recovering from Pit escapades.
Wing VI - Due to clerical error, Wing VI is still getting a full Wing's
rations. Strangely, Crusher (my Hutt Secretary) has taken up residence in the
Ra Squadron Barracks to compensate. S/He promises to investigate the "error"
and find LC Joe (missing, presumed "Pit Diving")" -FA Kramer
"It has been a LONG time since someone in Aylin was promoted!! Assemble at Airlock21 for drinks on me!!" -LC Gen Es'mith
"E´smith you know my thirst are you sure you want to do this?" -CM Morgan
"The day that an Austrian can break my budget by drinking it dry is the day that the New Republic will cease to find new opponents." -LC Gen Es'mith
"Have you ever actually watched an Austrian drink? LOL I personally have been in drinking contests with a few, and believe me, they CAN drink!! LOL" -LCM Wil_Striker
"Well to be honest no. I have outdrunk a few Bavarians, Hessians and Berliners though." -LC Gen Es'mith
"Bavarians? That´s impossible! We´ve invented drinking! :-)" -LT Terek Kesh
"I've got a good question... "Who was the first officer of the EH to be assigned to the Sovereign waste tanks?" " -COL Devin
"Ricardo cares! Only.. my ol' 486 doesn't quite cut it when it comes to searching for a ship name among 200 Sov pilot profiles :-|" -GN Ricardo
"Whatever happened to the standing order of Coke (Coca-Cola) for the FO??!?!!" AD Sarriss
"Yeah? well.. I outdrank an 8ft wookie." -LT Izlude
"Never knew a Wookie that could hold his liquor anyway. LOL" -LCM Wil_Striker
"Yeah, but they are good to have around to carry yours...heh heh." -LC Gen Es'mith
"Excellent! Im in that Flight!
"I guess a free "Sovereign Waste Tank Tour" could improve *someones* interest... >:)" -GN Wolly
"... But probably not their hygiene ;-)" -GN Sasquatch
"what shall we do with a drunken sailor, what shall we do with a drunken sailor....." -CM Arti
"Arti, we're not in the Naval Corps, remember!" -LT Izlude
-Iz
"Someone mention FREE BEER?" -MAJ SickMan
"and yet you all still failed to show up in the airlock! what a shame i had to drink alone. never fear! there is still some left. this absence of people in the airlock when i'm there wouldnt have anything to do with the time difference, would it ;)" -LT Izlude
"Doesn't really matter in my case, an allergy to alcohol keep me away from the stuff. :P" -CM Xavier Seinar
"Well, since you have an allergy, that makes just that much more for the rest of us! Drink up pilots!! hehe" -LCM Wil_Striker
"I agree.. I'm gonna go snare me one so I can bring that keg Morgan gave me into the airlock for everyone to enjoy! Maybe that'll get you all in there! Just what the doctor ordered!" -LT Izlude
"Well in that case, we use them as excess ballast or biological bombs on rebel installations?" -LC Gen Es'mith
"I'd consider stapling those eyebrows down, but listening to you guys, the staples would be under
constant stress.... (Compromises by raising only one.)" -LC Calzeo Inkwolf
WING V COMMUNICATIONS
Mail list: WingV@ehnet.org.
Subscribe/unsubscribe here: http://www.ehnet.org/mailman/listinfo/wingv
IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet
Web site: http://wingv.tsx.org
Message board: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800
WING V ROSTER
WING V OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
WING COMMANDER: MAJ Proton (eh-proton@home.com) - #2712
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.tsx.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800
MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Andreev Anton (avandreev@mtu-net.ru) - #2794
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) CM Andreev Anton (avandreev@mtu-net.ru) - #2794
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) SL Jagged Fel (jollyholley@hotmail.com) - #5367
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Monkees
Motto: Some people say we monkey around.
1) LT Izlude (vormav@hotmail.com) - #5025
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://go.to/nunsquadron
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
2) LCM Tarkinan (tarkinan@tiscalinet.it) - #2254
3) LT Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) LT Alison Bain Remart (sithboy@excite.com) - #4289
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) LT Vbehrends (vbehrends@gmx.de) - #2874
2) LT Kayjahal Krhon (kayjahal@tin.it) - #3108
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) TBA
3) LT Terek Kesh (terek.kesh@gmx.de) - #4078
4) TBA
SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Jesseb Skyrauch (Jibs44@aol.com) - #587
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: www.geocities.com/Samekh2000/index.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://members.boardhost.com/Samekh
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Fires of Apocalypse
Motto: Only Death Stands In Our Way
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/samekh2000/Flight1.htm
1) CPT Jesseb Skyrauch (Jibs44@aol.com) - #587
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Fear of the Fearful
Motto: You don't move, you don't live.
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/samekh2000/Flight2.htm
1) LCM Yug Gatnom (RedThrawn@worldnet.att.net) - #3785
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Harbingers of Darkness
Motto: Wanna Piece of Me??
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/samekh2000/Flight3.htm
1) LT Mordann Tal'kyra (Mordann@sadow.screaming.net) - #5027
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://www.aylin.tsx.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496
FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Hells Bells
Motto: If we die, it will not be alone.
1) LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
2) LT Focault (panopticon99@aol.com) - #5449
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The A-Team
Motto: You lookin at me foo'
1) LCM The Cyber Baron (neilski@msn.com) - #2373
2) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the feather Touch of death
1) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
2) TBA
3) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
4) TBA
PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Arathar (arathar@hotmail.com) - #3135
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
1) CM Arathar (arathar@hotmail.com) - #3135
2) SL Darkfear (darkfear10@hotmail.com) - #4388
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) LT Thomas Letifer (recon@volny.cz) - #3913
2) LT Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
3) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) TBA
2) LT Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) LT Amiantov Alexey (perviyzam@hotmail.com) - #2955
4) TBA
SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: MAJ Sickman (sickman@clara.co.uk) - #301
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120563
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
Homepage: http://sadheflight1.squadron.org/
1) MAJ Sickman (sickman@clara.co.uk) - #301
2) LT XReder (reder@oneimage.com) - #5080
3) LT Ben Holland (holl35@hotmail.com) - #5317
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Dead On Arrival
Homepage: http://www11.ewebcity.com/flight2/
1) LCM RedTaz (RedTaz21_@excite.com) - #4461
2) LT Axis Rivkahson (sault@hotkey.net.au) - #5413
3) SL Jenec Narice (empireof1@sdgames.com) - #5381
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~widowmakers/widow/widow.htm
1) LCM Wil_Striker (WilStriker@aol.com) - #4370
2) LT Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
3) SL Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) SL Dae Cam (mtm685@hotmail.com) - #5642
Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 4
Nun - 8
Samekh - 3
Aylin - 6
Pe - 7
Sadhe - 10 (+2 this week)
Total: 39