Wing XV Report # 5 (2001-03-04)

This report was submitted by MAJ Khadgar


Wing XV Report #5 - 03.04.01

Pilot's Lounge


"Colonel Eras Du'kai!"

Ender mBind watched as Khadgar's transport lifted off on its way to Davitron V.
He looked down to see an astromech droid, "CrazyR2, follow Khadgar, make sure he doesn't get into any trouble."
R2 beeped in agreement and headed off to prepare.

Meanwhile, on Davitron V, Khadgar was enjoying a drink at the local cantina.
"Another Bacardi, please!"
"Of course, sir."
Suddenly, two Rebel guards entered the canteen and approached Khadgar.
"Are you Lieutenant Khadgar?" the first guard asked.
"Uh, yeah." Khadgar replied. "Please come with me."
Khadgar walked outside the bar with the two guards, there was a droid there which projected a hologram.
Khadgar's jaw dropped, "Colonel Eras Du'kai!"
"Surprised to see an old friend? By the way, that's Admiral Eras Du'kai to you!"
Eras looked at my rank badge, "Looks like the TIE Corps actually promotes losers like you, eh?"
"Uh, yeah... Hey, wait!"
"Shut up!"
Eras continued, "So, Khadgar... I finally have you. I just wanted to see you one last time before your untimely demise. Men, take care of the Major. Muahahaha."
The hologram faded and the guards started to lift their guns.
Suddenly, a garbage can sprang to life, it was CrazyR2!
"Hey, you! Hault!" the guard said as he was knocked down.
CrazyR2 extended one of his many contraptions from within his encasing and poked the second guard with an electric force that send him flying back.
The droid beeped and headed down a street, Khadgar followed.
Soon, we came upon a Rebel YT-2000 and boarded it.
"YT-2000 transport 'Packet Loss, interesting name," Khadgar commented, hitting the thrusters.

Eras Du'kai looked out from the window of the CRS Detritus and grinned.
"We almost have Khadgar in our grasp, Operation: Retrieve will be sucessful."
"I'd hope so, Admiral, I don't want any more resources wasted on this personal quest for venegance of yours," Admiral Ackbar responded through the com.

The Packet Loss shook with a thud, CrazyR2 beeped.
"They have us in their tractor beam, it's a trap!"
Suddenly, a group of fighters led by a TIE Advanced came out of hyperspace.
"You hear to help, unidentified Squadron?"
"Oh, hi, Khaddi, this is Major Death of AES. The AES, which I might add stands for Avenger Elite Squadron, meaning that we are Elite, hears your call of distress."
"Will you help?"
"Hahaha! No way, Khaddi!"
"This is just great..."

To be continued yet again.

From the Wing XV Monastery:



Our Pope wishes to speak once again:
"Twinkalicious would like to say that Ford is no more... henceforth you will all call me, Lord Twinkalicious! Twink supposes that all who oppose Pope/Lord Twinkalicious shall be burnt at the stake!"

"Now then, Inquisitor Ender, has Cardinal Khadgar been found?"
"No lord, he is on Davitron V."
"You've all failed!"
"Do not make this mistake again... or you will all be thrown in the river... If you float you'll be declared a witch, if you sink you'll be declared a heretic, do I make myself clear?"
(Cardinal Ender bubbles).
"What are you doing!?"
"I'm bubbling, lord."
"Well, don't! GO FIND KHADGAR!"
"Yes Lord!"

Fleet News

  • The new CA:FO is AD Havoc, Congrats!
  • RA Woobee is the new Grey Wolf COM, Congrats!
  • The Executive Officer, High Admiral Kawolski was promoted to full Sector Admiral and given 25% ownership in the club! Congrats... well earned for sure!
  • Some command level promotions: AbsoluteK (Internet Officer) and Kermee (Science Officer) to Fleet Admiral. Moreco (IWCOM) to Vice Admiral, Congrats to all who were promoted!
  • FA Kermee is looking for a SCOA, if interested, see tiecorps.org for full details on applying.
  • Former GM Zoraan or "Zorro" as he's recently been called has been branded a traitor due to his acts and has been removed as GM. The new Grand Master (GM) of the Dark Brotherhood is FA Chi-Long (AKA Faethor)!
  • The new President (PREX) of the Corporate Division is VA Bolitho!
  • Arania resigned as Chief Gamemaster (CGM) of the Fringe, if interested in the position, see emperorshammer.org for full details!
  • The EH Ladder is online at http://www.imperialacademy.org/ladder/!
  • Squadron Management II has hit 500 graduates!
  • Wing X WC, COL Darklord was promoted to General (GN)!
  • "LucasArts has unveiled plans for the PC 2D Real-Time Strategy game Star Wars Battleground developed by Ensemble Studios, creators the Age of Empires series...most likely to make up for revenues lost from LucasArts' previous RTS lemon, Force Commander. The game is set to be released in Fall 2001.

    Press Release: http://www.lucasarts.com/static/pr/lucasartsensemble_pr.htm
    Battleground Interview 1: http://pc.ign.com/news/31839.html
    Battleground Interview 2: http://www.zdnet.com/gamespot/stories/news/0,10870,2690822,00.html" - SA Kawolski

  • IWATS Core has a new mirror site at http://iwats.emperorshammer.ca/core/.
  • "As part of the Logistics Office's Project Distant Talon, we are looking for TIE Corps officers who would be interested in working on the history of their ship, wing, or squadron. This is a great way to show your pride! All levels of history are needed, and we'll provide training for you if you're interested but don't know where to start. If you're interested, please contact CM Krax Tarnisar at miner49er@excite.com." - CM Krax Tarnisar
  • LC Ford is the new TIE Tatics Professor, Congrats!
  • ImperialAcademy.org experienced some difficulties, but is working on some ISPs, including: @Home, BT Internet, T-Online and AOL. It should be working on all ISPs by Monday.
  • Matir sent this in: "Remember, the IO/EH MUD is at: enforcer.raptor.nu, port 4000. Email COL Matir (starwars@cosmicsys.com) for more information on this MUD, MUDs in general, MUD Clients, and how to get started. If you don't know what a MUD is, it's a Multi-user-dungeon, or a massive role-playing game. Email Matir if you want to know more."

    Wing News

  • Major Khadgar will have to take another leave starting late this coming Friday and ending Sunday... Blame CrazyR2 since he is going to a Math Camp and I have to go along. :P
  • Pretty quiet another than that... CMDRs, get your MSEs in! Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top!? Argh, just do it!

    Promotions

  • LT Strahd to Lieutenant Commander (LCM)!
  • LCM BoroKnight was AWOLed.

    Medals

  • MAJ Prophet got a Palpatine Crescent (PC) for February activity!
  • LT Patrick Blastfire got an Imperial Security Medal (ISM) for February activity!
  • CM Jourdain got an Imperial Security Medal (ISM) for February activity!
  • CPT CTXclr got an Imperial Security Medal (ISM) for creating a Wasp Squadron page!
  • CPT Fraggle Hawk got a Palpatine Crescent (PC) for February activity!
  • CM CrazyR2 got an Imperial Security Medal (ISM) for his assistance on the Fleet Manual!
  • MAJ Khadgar got an Imperial Security Medal (ISM) for writing up a submission for the LO's NL Submission (Project Sentinel).

    IWATS Courses Completed

    No IWATS Courses completed this week (probably because ImperialAcademy.org was down. :P).

    War Room

    Fiction/Graphics Competition
    Deadline: March 25, 2001
    URL: http://isdvanguard.emperorshammer.ca/vifc/
    Description: General fictions and graphics competition. Submit work to RA Ender MBind (a.c.w.t.zwegers@bk.tudelft.nl) and MAJ Khadgar (dmelenchuk@home.com). At our site, you can view and grade other people's submissions!

    Vanguard Interactive Battle
    Next Deadline: Unknown
    URL: http://www.gimmie.tudelft.nl/homes/blok10b/ender/vib/
    Description: "The Wing XV Commander will add a piece of a story to his wing reports, together with a XWA Mission based on that part of the story. Participating Pilots in the wing send in their pilot files of that mission to their CMDRs - including a short written fictional account of their experiences in the mission. The CMDRs check the pilot files, forward the scores, the reports and their own files to the Commodore and Wing Commander and include the best fiction of their squadron in their weekly reports. The best fiction in the wing will be taken up in the wing report, arranged into "propaganda"-type news coverage. Medals are awarded to the best flying and to the best writing but also to outstanding activity like helping to run this competition. Flying and fiction both influence the story, and so the missions: the Pilots' performance in one mission has consequences on the next mission they'll fly. Making this a true Interactive Battle with a flexible story line, centered around the ISD Vanguard and it's Squadrons."
    Status: The first turn winner were rewarded, Ender said he will do the ViB related things in his COM Report. We are in need of XWA Mission designers, contact Ender MBind if interested.

    [XvT/XWA] Greenwich Wolf Comp
    Time: Wednesdays at 1:00 PM EST - 4:30 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, PC for first place, ISM for second place.


    [XvT/XWA] ASF Wednesday Comp
    Time: Wednesdays at 7:00 PM EST - 10:30 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] Thursday Night Training
    Time: Thursdays at 8:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #WingXIII on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] EuroComp
    Time: Fridays at 10:00 AM EST - 11:30 AM EST.
    Place: Channel #EuroLoC on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XWA] Kampfergemetzel
    Time: Fridays 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
    Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] TC-IW Weekly Comp
    Time: Fridays at 5:00 PM EST - 11:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #IWTCComp on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XWA] Zone Sunday
    Time: Sundays at 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM EST.
    Place: XWA melee skirmish room on the Zone.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA] Praetorian Comp
    Time: Mondays at 19:00 - 22:00 EST
    Place: Channel #Praetorian on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XWA] NC CapShip Night
    http://www.btinternet.com/~dianafreestone/NC/capshipnight.htm
    Time: Fridays at 2:30 PM EST - 4:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #Project_Faithful on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winner.


    [XvT/XWA/JK] Outer Rim War
    Time: Sundays at 2:00 PM - 11:00 PM EST.
    Place: Channel #OuterRim on IRC.
    Awards: LoC per victory, DFC for the winners of each platform.


    Picture of the Week



    An Episode II moment we'd all like to see...


    Wing XV
    Flag Officers - 1
    Echo - 8
    Scorpion - 0
    Mantis - 8
    Wasp - 9
    Hornet - 0
    Python - 8
    Total: 34

    Respectfully Submitted,

    Major Khadgar
    Wing XV Wing Commander

    WC/MAJ Khadgar/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
    BS/PCx7/ISMx15/LoC-PSx32/CoL/CoB/LoA/OV [EXCR] {IWATS-PHP/1-SM/2}

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