Wing V Report # 20 (2001-03-03)

This report was submitted by LC Proton


WING V REPORT 20

WC/LC Proton reporting on 3-3-01 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME

***
... "Remember, there's a fine line between stupid and clever." LC Proton ended his weekly address to Wing V personnel and returned swiftly to his quarters.
He signed a top-priority order and instructed his droid, Snippy, to upload it to all pilots' communications gear immediately. The order read: "YELLOW ALERT! All Wing V personnel, commence around-the-clock training exercises. Major competitions upcoming in April and May against Wing II and Wing VI! WE WILL NOT BE DETERRED!" -LC Proton, wing commander.
Proton stalked out to the Wing V hangar area and quickly boarded his personal fighter, T/F Desperate. As his craft jumped out of the Sovereign into space, Proton gunned a couple of long laser blasts at a departing shuttle and buzzed the shuttle cockpit. He saw eyes bulge from the heads of passenger-pilots in the shuttle as the laser fire streaked just centimeters by the shuttle viewports.
Proton radioed the shuttle personnel: "Good luck over in the BG wings, boys. You're going to miss a lot of fighting here, but you are in charge of your own careers." Proton grinned and added, "Those little laser blasts are something to remember us by."
***

- CMDRs, make sure this report reaches all wing members.

WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES

- FM/SL Thomas Nitecki/Sadhe 1-2 - Completes Daedalus training, reports to Sadhe, promoted to LT
- FM/SL Sallisian/Mem 2-3 - Completes Daedalus training, reports to Mem
- CMDR/CPT Arathar/Pe - Transfers to Vortex Squadron
- FM/LT Owen Wolfstar/Mem 3-2 - Transfers to Slayer Squadron
- CMDR/CM RedTaz/Mem - Resigns, transfers to Reserves
- FM/LT Boris Stratagov/Mem 1-2 - Transfers to Tartarus Squadron
- FM/SL Kalklash Fendar/Mem 1-3 - Completes Daedalus training, reports to Mem

WING NEWS - AWARDS

The Medal of Instruction has been awarded to:
FL/LCM Dae Cam/Sadhe 2-1
FL/LCM Dae Cam/Sadhe 2-1

The Commendation of Bravery has been awarded to:
FM/LT Josef Es'mith/Aylin 1-4
FM/LT Joshua Es'mith/Aylin 2-3

The Imperial Security Medal has been awarded to:
FM/LT Max/Aylin 3-2
FM/LT Josef Es'mith/Aylin 1-4
FM/LT Joshua Es'mith/Aylin 2-3

IWATS GRADUATIONS

FM/LT Owen Wolfstar/Mem 3-2 - Squadron Management 2, 100%
FM/LT Owen Wolfstar/Mem 3-2 - mIRC 1, 100%
FM/LT Owen Wolfstar/Mem 3-2 - mIRC 2, 80%
FL/LT Kettch/Sadhe 3-1 - HTML 2, 100%
FM/LT Jason Hunter/Sadhe 2-3 - mIRC 1, 100%
FM/LT Jason Hunter/Sadhe 2-3 - mIRC 2, 80%
FL/LT Alexandros/Aylin 2-1 - Squadron Management 2, 87%
FM/SL Sallisian/Mem 2-3 - mIRC 1, 80%
FL/LT Kadath L'Hoon/Samekh 2-1 - mIRC 1, 100%
FL/LT Kadath L'Hoon/Samekh 2-1 - mIRC 2, 100%

WING NEWS AND STATUS

- Wing V February contest: The Heavy-Rocket Rumble has concluded. I will be compiling and judging the entries over the next few days. Results and awards will be announced as soon as I can get it done.

- Wing V March activity. We will be plotting and building a TIE battle. Plot ideas, missions, are being accepted. Participants will be awarded with appropriate medals.

- Upcoming major competitions planned: April, vs. Wing II; May, vs. Wing VI. Everyone in V, get flying! Sharpen your skills!

- New Samekh Flight III Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
New Flight III Nickname: The Aftershock of Death

- Mem and Pe CMDR posts are open. CM Morgan is temporary CMDR of Mem.

MISCELLANEOUS

- SA/XO Kawolski reports:
LucasArts has unveiled plans for the PC 2D Real-Time Strategy game Star Wars Battleground developed by Ensemble Studios, creators the Age of Empires series...most likely to make up for revenues lost from LucasArts' previous RTS lemon, Force Commander. The game is set to be released in Fall 2001.
Press Release: http://www.lucasarts.com/static/pr/lucasartsensemble_pr.htm
Battleground Interview 1: http://pc.ign.com/news/31839.html
Battleground Interview 2: http://www.zdnet.com/gamespot/stories/news/0,10870,2690822,00.html

- TO/HA Astatine reports:
After many months, the EH Ladder is finally online. The ladder features divisions for X-Wing vs TIE Fighter, Jedi Knight and X-Wing Alliance. The ladder is pretty much automated. The only human interaction is the reporting of matches (and signing up, of course). The ladder code takes care of all the score/win/loss/draw incrementing, as well as the ladder displaying code and emailing off the pretty match confirmation emails (which are in colour-coded HTML, to match the colours of each ladder.). You can visit the ladder site at http://www.imperialacademy.org/ladder/.

ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21

"Oh, boy....a tusken breath mint?" -Author unknown by WC (Sickman or Gen Es'mith, I think -- one of you want to claim it?)

- Joke of the week, submitted by LCM Hotshot/Aylin:
Archeology
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order
of appearance: A women, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. It
was considered a unique find, and the writings were said to be at least three
thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum,
and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting, after months of conferences, to discuss the
meanings of the markings. The president of the society pointed at the first
drawing and said,"This
looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and
held women in high esteem."
"You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a
donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the
soil."
"The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even
had tools to help them."
"Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish, which means that
if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take
to the sea for food."
"The last symbol appears to be the Star of David, which means they were
evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically. But a little old man stood up, in
the back of the room, and said "Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left.
It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Woman!"

WING V COMMUNICATIONS

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet; weekly meeting, 1300 EST Saturdays
Web site: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca
Message boards:
http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800
http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=42

WING V ROSTER

WING COMMANDER: LC Proton (Hullbreach@aol.com) - #2712
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800

MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: TBA
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=128040

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) TBA
2) LT Boris Stratagov (boris_tiecorps@yahoo.com) - #6213
3) SL Kalklash Fendar (KalklashFendar@yahoo.com) - #6327
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) SL AlexanderDS (dsnavigator@hotmail.com) - #6228
3) SL Sallisian (sniper055@bigpond.com) - #6231
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Hot Shots
Motto: Loyalty never dies!
1) LT Dark Viper (Dark.Viper@web.de) - #6211
2) TBA
3) LT Neo Rising (neorisen@hotmail.com) - #6198
4) TBA

NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://go.to/nunsquadron

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
2) TBA
3) LT Klech Remart (Klech_@excite.com) - #4137
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) LCM Vbehrends (vbehrends@gmx.de) - #2874
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) LT Kharn (K_H_a_R_n@hotmail.com) - #1668
3) LT Terek Kesh (terek.kesh@gmx.de) - #4078
4) LT Donald Reising (donaldreising@hotmail.com) - #6012

SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=126115

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Shadow Hunters
Motto: Out of the Darkness We Strike!
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) CPT Wil_Striker (WilStriker@excite.com) - #4370
2) LT Todrin Rossik (God_Town0@homestead.com) - #5847
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Cthulhu Mythos
Motto: From the unknown wastelands, we come...
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight2/fear.htm
1) LT Kadath L'Hoon (Kiniak@yahoo.com) - #6048
2) LT Carl Starr (CarlStarr@aol.com) - #5625
3) LT Derf (derf967@aol.com) - #6261
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Aftershock of Death
Motto: Living the Emperor's Dream
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/Flight3/welcome.htm
1) LT Justin (Jmantonico@aol.com) - #5853
2) LT Sueki Suezo (TCGaruda@usa.net) - #5762
3) TBA
4) LT Soontir Fel (dark.sithlord@gmx.de) - #6080

AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://aylinsquadron.homestead.com/files/aylin.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: Father, into your hands, we commit their spirit..
1) LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
2) TBA
3) LT Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) LT Josef Es'mith (JosefEsmith@aol.com) - #2978

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) LT Alexandros (mswiadas@drew.edu) - #5812
2) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
3) LT Joshua Es'mith (PeregrineEsmith@aol.com) - #2979
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!
1) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
2) LT Max (MadMtnDogMax@aol.com) - #5669
3) TBA
4) TBA

PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CPT Arathar (arathar@hotmail.com) - #3135
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor
HOMEPAGE: http://www.emperorshammer.ca/pe/

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
1) CPT Arathar (arathar@hotmail.com) - #3135
2) LT Bester (javieri@nic.fi) - #3589
3) LCM Bebop (JuhoT@sci.fi) - #331
4) LT Filmfreak (filmfreak99@another.com) - #6190

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) LT Thomas Letifer (recon@volny.cz) - #3913
2) LT Azreal (film_freak@mail.com) - #3007
3) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LCM Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LT Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) LT Amiantov Alexey (perviyzam@hotmail.com) - #2955
4) TBA

SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120563

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
1) LC Sickman (sickman@ntlworld.com) - #301
2) LT Thomas Nitecki (tnnn@kki.net.pl) - #6260
3) TBA
4) LCM Darth Angelus (laverick@bigfoot.com) - #757

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Shadow's Watch
Motto: Night gathers, now our watch begins!
Homepage: http://www.oneimage.com/~reder/flight2/begin.htm
1) LCM Dae Cam (mtm685@hotmail.com) - #5642
2) LT Bleistift (rachellover292000@yahoo.com) - #5846
3) LT Jason Hunter (kitfoxh@hotmail.com) - #5136
4) SL Dakar Romson (ks.dunbar@sk.sympatico.ca) - #6282

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~widowmakers/widow/widow.htm
1) LT Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
2) SL Cameron Alpha (legion@camo.freeserve.co.uk) - #6202
3) LT Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) TBA

Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 7
Nun - 7
Samekh - 8
Aylin - 8
Pe - 10
Sadhe - 10
Total: 51

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