Wing XIII Report # 15 (2002-07-01)

This report was submitted by LC Wes Janson


<<SALUTE>>
 
    Sorry this is late guys. I've just finished work Saturday (Technially, Sunday... 1:30 AM Sunday morning I got off the last shift), and slept most of Sunday off. After an Uber-conversation (Inside joke. :P), I went and played Golf with my dad... and thus it brings us to now. I'd have e-mailed you all and warned you in advance, but thats not easy to do when you get home at 2:00 AM, and sleep until 10:00 AM (whereas you need to leave at 10:30/11:00). My apologies.
 

    New plans for the fiction... to anyone who wants to write it, I'll outline the basis of the EH Mafia to you and all the characters who've played in my stories so far. Then anyone out there who wants to try their hand is more than welcome to. :)
 
Grey Wolf Mafia:
Capo Crimini: Don W. "The Wrench" Janson
Capo Bastone (2IC): Hev "The Bat" Randrowan
Consigliere (Advisor): Mage "The Moose"
Caporegime (Similar to Lieutenants): Chrissy, "T-Horny" Thorn, Thomas "The Kid" Solo, "Odin" Stone, Woobee "The Chainsaw" (Who remembers that? :P)
Sgarrista (Foot soldiers - Made men of the Mafia): The Flight Leaders
Piciotto (Button Men - lower-ranking soldiers; enforcers): The Flight Members
Giovane D'Honore (Honorary members): Former GW staff
Custom Vehicles: Black, modified shuttles. (GTA3 - Take the Mafia Sentinel and think of a Lambda like that. :P)
Clothes: Dark black suits, white pinstripes, fedoras, gold watches/watch chains
 
The Vanguard Syndicate:
Leader: Ekim "Major Payne" Yellek
Ships: Chromed out Z-95 Headhunters
Clothing: Auroran Prime T-Shirts (Think of the Star Wars version of the Hawaiian shirt. :P)
 
The South Side Intrepids:
Leader: "Big Purple Machine" Brakka, Wil Striker (Sorry Wil, I can't think up a nickname. :P)
Ships: Big, stolen Stormtrooper Transports - painted red and black, and slightly faster than normal
Clothing: Red and black hoodies
 
There... see what y'all can do. :P

-=News=-

1) Azzy to VA!
    Our COM was promoted to Vice Admiral the other day! Congrats Az, way to go! :)
 
2) Competition!
    Time for a competition... Chatterbox!
    The Rules: 2 Squadrons all signed up to an EGroup. The sole purpose of the competition is to prove which Squadron can spam the most. Highest spamming Squadron gets a medal each, highest spammer gets a medal.
    Have your CMDRs e-mail me. :)
 
3) Pilot of the Week: COL Woobee! What can I say... Woobee's always there to chat, participates in everything imaginable, and a constant source of all around activity - not to mention one of the best guys I've ever met. Big congrats Woobee, the IS-SR is in the mail. :) Also, you get to add [K-Wing : Equilibrium] to your ID Line for a week! Way to go. :)
    Squadron of the Week: Toss up... I'm going to have to say Crusader. They kept up well rounded and high performance this week! Way to go again guys!
    Scholar of the Week: LT Choosh! Only 3 IWATS Courses though... oh well, still the highest! Way to go, Choosh!
 
4) ImpStorm Battle!
    A total joke... one lone SOV Corvette versus an ISD and 4.5 Squads of fighters... give. Me. A. Break. 1800 Eastern, tonight in #project_faithful
 
5) Battlecry 13 is out!
    A short read, but a good one.http://battlecry.tiecorps.net/
 
6) New Valk CMDR!
    CM Thomas Solo had to step down due to RL, so LCM Girth Snail will be stepping up to bat! Way to go, Girth! Congrats! :)
   

-=Medals=-

MoT-gh x2 --> MAJ CrazyR2 (So he IS doing stuff! :P)
LoA --> CM Mage (HE'S doing stuff TOO?! :P)
PC --> CM Thorn
BS --> LCM Girth Snail (Way to go!)
LoCx3 --> LCM Peh (Great work!)
LoC --> LCM Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk
ISM --> COL Woobee
LoCx2 --> LT Cho Leed
LoC --> LT Durakon Staely
 
Way to go!

-=IWATS Courses=-

XTM/2 --> COL Woobee
XML --> LT Urza
M/2 --> LT Choosh
M/1 --> LT Choosh
XTM/1 --> LT Choosh
TT --> LT Urza
BX --> LT Urza
XTM/1 --> LT Durakon Staely
XTM/2 --> LT Urza
TM --> MAJ CrazyR2
XTM/2 --> MAJ CrazyR2
ICQ --> LCM Joey C
SM/3 --> LCM Darth Angelus
SM/3 --> LCM Girth Snail
 

-=Joins/Parts=-

SL Choosh --> PLT Daedalus - Phoenix 3-3
 

-=Promotions=-

SL Choosh --> LT!
 
    Not many more promos are up on the block this month... but late this month/early-mid next month, we'll see ALOT of promotions! Now's your chance! Impress the Grey Wolf Commanders!
 

-=Final Thoughts=-

    Was checking out a website the other day and found a killer mod for Jedi Outcast... Hydroball. I'm looking to get a Team Grey Wolf going for entry into a League being hosted in the JK/JO Community... I need three more members right now. E-mail me fast. :P
    If it gets popular enough on this ship, I'll consider making an EH wide Hydroball league... start with an ASF wide one... each Squad could send a team or something? We'll see. Find it at Massassi.net , and e-mail me if you're interested.
 
    Wolf Squadron JO/JK Ladder - Only one person on it. SIGN UP!!
 
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
'Tis a right long conversation Maggot (Err, Mageth! :P) and I had last night. It's pretty funny, in a sense. Maybe he and I are the only two who'll find it humorous, but hey. Enjoy! :P
 
(Note: It was all a joke. We just got in to having some fun. :P I hope no one gets offended. :P)
 
[17:44] <DonJanson> You got the old vet Squad. :P
[17:45] <_Sw0rD_> The defective squad. :P
[17:47] <DonJanson> The old vet squad. :P
[17:47] <_Sw0rD_> Definitely defective. :P
[17:47] <DonJanson> Definitely old vets. :P
[17:48] <_Sw0rD_> Seriously defective old vets. :P
[17:48] <DonJanson> Seriously old! :P
[17:49] <_Sw0rD_> Terribly defective. :P
[17:49] <DonJanson> Terribly old. :P
[17:50] <_Sw0rD_> Uber-defective! :P
[17:52] <DonJanson> Uber-old! :P
[17:53] <_Sw0rD_> That took you Uber-long. :P
[17:54] <DonJanson> I'm Uber-busy. Getting ready for golf. :P
[17:54] <_Sw0rD_> Golf is Uber-sad. :P
[17:54] <_Sw0rD_> And tell f0-man that I need people Uber-transferred into Uber-Phoenix. :P
[17:54] <DonJanson> Saskatchewan is Uber-sad. :P
[17:54] <_Sw0rD_> Saskatchewan Uber-ownz j00. :P
[17:54] <DonJanson> I'll tell FAFO that you need Uber-cadets Uber-now. :P
[17:55] <DonJanson> Manitoba Uber-0wnz, f00'. :P
[17:55] <_Sw0rD_> Sounds Uber-good
[17:55] <_Sw0rD_> Bah, that's Uber-crap. :P
[17:55] <DonJanson> Uber-satisfied.
[17:55] <DonJanson> You Uber-wish. :P
[17:55] <_Sw0rD_> Oh yea, go look at my old Uber-reports in the Uber-Wing (VI)
[17:55] <_Sw0rD_> :P
[17:55] <_Sw0rD_> Er, Uber-:P
[17:56] <DonJanson> I bet you've never Uber-written an Uber-report in your life, and Wing XIII is the Uber-wing, not Wing VI. :P
[17:56] <_Sw0rD_> Go Uber-look you Uber-picky Uber-too-many-positioned Uber-hobo. :P
[17:57] <DonJanson> Make me, you Uber-Saskatchewaner Uber-lazy Uber-Moose. :P
[17:57] <_Sw0rD_> Uber-Moose? :P
[17:57] <DonJanson> Best not to Uber-ask. :P
[17:57] <_Sw0rD_> I Uber-won't. :
[17:57] <_Sw0rD_> :P
[17:57] <DonJanson> You better Uber-not. :P
[17:57] <_Sw0rD_> Dang Uber-right! :P
[17:58] <_Sw0rD_> Can we Uber-quit this Uber-Uber thing? :P
[17:58] <DonJanson> I Uber-think we Uber-can, Uber. :P
[17:58] <_Sw0rD_> lol
[17:58] <_Sw0rD_> yey
[17:58] <DonJanson> Well, that is so going into the report. :P
[17:59] <_Sw0rD_> You're Uber-kidding, right? :P
[17:59] <DonJanson> I am Uber-not. :P
[17:59] <DonJanson> Uber-quote of the Uber-week. :P
[17:59] <_Sw0rD_> Uber-dammit. :P
[17:59] <DonJanson> Uber-lol. :P
[18:00] <DonJanson> And thats just about enough Uber for one year. :P
[18:00] * _Sw0rD_ Uber-wonders what will Uber-come of this Uber-mess...
[18:00] <DonJanson> I Uber-wonder my Uber-self... should be Uber-funny. :P
[18:01] <_Sw0rD_> Or Uber-scary. :P
[18:01] <DonJanson> We'll Uber-see when the Uber-report comes Uber-out. :P
[18:01] <_Sw0rD_> When's the Uber-report getting Uber-mailed?
[18:02] <DonJanson> Umm... Uber-tommorrow morning.
[18:02] <_Sw0rD_> I'll Uber-be Uber-there. :P
[18:02] <DonJanson> You Uber-better Uber-be, Uber-Maggot. :P
[18:03] <DonJanson> Uber-err, Uber-Mageth. :P
[18:03] <_Sw0rD_> You've Uber-over-Ubered this Uber-Mage for Uber-now... :P
[18:03] <_Sw0rD_> But Uber-next Uber-time... :P
[18:04] <DonJanson> Uber-yes, Ive Uber-overdone this Uber-*STUFF*. :P (ph34r my TBS Style Censoring! :P)
[18:04] <_Sw0rD_> Uber-no Uber-*STUFF*. :P (ph34r my TBS Style Censoring! :P)
[18:05] <DonJanson> Uber-lol. :P
[18:06] <DonJanson> It Uber-seems like I'll Uber-have to Uber-censor some Uber-parts of this Uber-conversation for the Uber-Wing Uber-report. :P
[18:06] <_Sw0rD_> I'm Uber-sorry, that's Uber-my Uber-fault. :P
[18:06] <_Sw0rD_> Or, you could Uber-rate the Uber-report Uber-PG-13. :P
[18:08] <DonJanson> Nah, it's Uber-also my Uber-fault. :P
[18:08] <DonJanson> I can't Uber-rate the Uber-report Uber-PG-13. Uber-bad. :P
[18:08] <_Sw0rD_> Uber-dammit. :P
[18:09] <DonJanson> Uber-lol. :P
[18:10] <DonJanson> Uber-This Uber-is Uber-going Uber-in Uber-the Uber-report... Uber-this Uber-is Uber-funny. :P
[18:10] <_Sw0rD_> Uber-good Uber-grief. :P
[18:11] <DonJanson> Uber-christ. Uber-I Uber-have Uber-to Uber-go. Uber-my Uber-head Uber-hurts, Uber-and Uber-golf Uber-time. :P
[18:11] <DonJanson> Uber-cya. :P
 
Thats it! Have a great week!
 
Thanks,
Lieutenant Colonel Wes Janson
Lieutenant Colonel 
(eh_janson@hotmail.com) - "The Wrench, Eight Ball"
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