Wing XI Report, 22 November 2003
Submitted by: WC/LC Triji Boliv

Greetings, Pilots, and welcome to the new* and improved** Wing XI Report!

On to the news!

*=*=*=Wing News=*=*=*

-New*** Pilots!
Please welcome back CM Deimos and COL Gunman who rejoin Phantom squadron (not Falcon as mistakenly reported by Aeolus… :P ) Also CM Deidre Varn rejoined Vampire! That’s..1..2..3!! 3 New pilots this week alone! (check out my pimp math skillz) Welcome them back politely, and without shaving crème this time, you sickos.. :P

-Mosh and Gravant Fired!!!
No, I’m just kidding…for now >=P Mosh, I know you’ve been out of town and such, but it’s been 2 weeks and you didn’t name an A:CMDR, so you’re still responsible. Gravant, a report pls, ASAP. : )

-Massive-ish Competition Slated to Begin Soon!
ECR V (that’s 5 for you non Roman-speakers out there), planned, organized, and executed (which means if it sucks, you can blame him) by our very own Locke! YAY! :P I expect all of you to participate! Even a little bit! CMDRs, if you don’t participate, you’ll want to start looking for new jobs. : ) We WILL do good in this comp, or my name isn’t WC/COL Master!


*=*=*=Squadron News=*=*=*
Ghost - I don’t know, I didn’t get a report this week

Falcon – Not a whole lot, Aresis is convincing his squadron that participating in ECR is not a bad thing and that the boogie man in the closet will not eat them alive.

Phantom – Has a comp of some kind for color schemes going on right now, I believe. Also convincing his pilot the boogie man wont eat them.

Demon - Two weeks in a row without a report…good example of why all squadrons should have XO’s

Vampire – Vampire’s Nightwing competition 2.0 has been extended. Vampires, contact Reese if you’re like me and have no freaking clue what Nightwing is. I should probably find out… . Luckily Vampire’s pilots aren’t afraid of boogie men…they’re vampires after all…

*=*=*=Fleet News=*=*=*
either read Locke’s report later or clicky.. http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp


*=*=*=Squadron Stats=*=*=*
For this week:
Ghost –
0 New Pilot(s)
1 Medal(s)
0 Mission(s)
0 IWATS

Falcon –
0 New Pilot(s)
0 Medal(s)
0 Mission(s)
0 IWATS

Phantom –
2 New Pilot(s)
1 Medal(s)
11 Mission(s)
0 IWATS

Demon –
0 New Pilot(s)
0 Medal(s)
0 Mission(s)
0 IWATS

Vampire –
1 New Pilot(s)
0 Medal(s)
6 Mission(s)
0 IWATS

*=*=*=Final Thoughts=*=*=*
Umm…so yeah, get ready for ECR! We will kick ass! : ) I do know that as we get towards the holiday season we will be less and less available (especially me…holidays are hell at my work…) as life demands more of our time. All I ask is that you participate in ECR then I’ll leave you alone until January. I promise! But please please participate in ECR! There’s cookies for you! :P



*Newness of report may not apply in all areas. Check with local WC provider for information on newness of report.
**Improvement may cost extra for some species. If questions arise regarding improvement, please consult your Disneyland guide map, or ask a Cast Member…wait..no..that’s what you do with questions about Fast Pass..nevermind..
***Newness of Pilots is not guaranteed. Some ‘New’ pilots may be recycled from former models of pilot. Some of these ‘new’ pilots may be crabby and require excessive amounts of sleep. If one is found napping leave it be, as it may demand prune juice if prematurely awakened.