Wing XIII Report # 12 (2004-03-13)

This report was submitted by COL Pickled Yoda


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Imperator [IMPR] (3000 points)

[4282] COL Brucmack

[3045] MAJ Hunter

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

[2375] LC Pickled Yoda

[2003] LC DarkC

Archon [ARCN] (1500 points)

[1972] COL Wes Janson

[1745] COL Wil Striker

Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)

[1476] LC Kodiak Kereban

[1427] CPT Keiran Laserlight

[1310] LCM Lenvik

[1145] LC Choosh

[1026] CPT Con Selar

Executor [EXCR] (750 points)

[931] COL Woobee

[910] LC Vladet Xavier

[888] LCM Tiamat

[838] LCM Wilq Fastclaw

[788] CPT TK-6686

[770] CPT Panaka

Legionnaire [LGNR] (500 points)

[747] MAJ Picard

[707] CM Marcus Caine

[583] MAJ Raxis Krieger

[574] MAJ Tyr Anasazi

[552] CPT Leslaw

[550] MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk

[549] CPT Maiko Spince

[538] COL Zippy Hawk

Centurion [CNTR] (400 points)

[493] MAJ Keiran

[465] CM Mad Max

[445] LCM Artur Knight

[421] CM Repulsor

[400] CPT Ulath

Paladin [PLDN] (300 points)

[345] LCM Mitim Tsaexin

[322] CM Ambar Kilick

[301] LCM Vance Blackguard

Gallant [GALL] (200 points)

[245] CPT Joey C

Cavalier [CAVL] (150 points)

[166] LCM Valin Drago

[151] CM Faliaj Shai

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

[146] LT Malidir

[125] LCM ZuQ

Hussar [HUSS] (50 points)

[73] CPT Kael Malahk

[70] LT Ganon

Lancer [LANC] (25 points)

[43] LCM Jansen

[27] LCM Jon Ardan

Grenadier [GREN] (10 points)

[19] LT Kysar Xero

[12] LCM Luke Morin

Jedi Master (1000 points)

[1485] COL Brucmack

Ace 1st (200 points)

[208] COL Wes Janson

Ace 3rd (150 points)

[166] MAJ Tyr Anasazi

Veteran 1st (100 points)

[100] LC Vladet Xavier

Veteran 3rd (80 points)

[86] MAJ Raxis Krieger

[84] COL Wil Striker

[80] LC Choosh

Veteran 4th (70 points)

[79] COL Woobee

[70] CPT Joey C

Officer 1st (60 points)

[69] COL Zippy Hawk

Officer 3rd (40 points)

[48] LC Pickled Yoda

[40] CPT TK-6686

Marksman 1st (25 points)

[25] MAJ Keiran

Marksman 2nd (20 points)

[24] CM Marcus Caine

[23] CPT Maiko Spince

[21] MAJ Picard

Marksman 3rd (15 points)

[16] LCM Artur Knight

Marksman 4th (10 points)

[14] CPT Keiran Laserlight

[13] MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk

[11] CM Ambar Kilick

Certified (5 points)

[7] LC Kodiak Kereban

Trainee (1 point)

[3] LCM Lenvik

[3] LCM Tiamat

[2] MAJ Hunter

[2] CPT Leslaw

[2] LCM Mitim Tsaexin

[2] CPT Ulath

[1] LT Dverol

[1] LCM Luke Morin

[1] LT Malidir



 

 

 

CITATIONS

Vortex - 109
Phoenix - 41
Crusader - 79
Odin - 17
Tartarus - 120
Valkyrie - 1

Major Pickled Yoda reporting in for Wing XIII on March 13th 2004

This is the quote section. Oh, where is someone funny to quote? I like to laugh at those funny people who wear bells....
Jesters?
No, lepers.

(Essentially from Blackadder. Just go with it)

NEWS

Hmm....can't actually think of anything. SC:VI Final results are being processed, etc.

TAC is happy because we have 500 battles. The only problem is that dozens are kinda....bad. Mostly the old ones, so avoid them if you can.

 

COMPETITIONS
Lenvik wins Feb FCHG Comp
Vlad wins Feb CR Comp, Ambar Second

ACTIVITY

Low and Lazy, just the way I like it. After SC, anyway.

Expect some sort of Graphics comp to come....something along the lines of 'design a new logo for the Grey Wolf Merchandise'.

The idea, of course, is that 'SC:VI Champions' or 'TCCOM's Own' or 'ASF Flagship' is displayed prominently. Gotta love being on top :D

I'm looking at some sort of competition between the squadrons. Details to follow shortly.

WING COMMANDER'S OFFICE

SC Results Pending. SSL Starting. Things going on.
MSE reccs are finally all in *glares at Joey*
There have been more AWOLs. There have been promotions. Hurray for:
LCM Jansen of Valkyrie, and
CM Ambar Kilick of Vortex. Well deserved promotions.

ORDERS

SLEEP DRINK PARTY

ROSTER

WING XIII OF THE ISD GREY WOLF
WING COMMANDER: LC Pickled Yoda (yoda@ehnet.org)
NICKNAME: The Wolf Pack
MOTTO: The Home of Legends
BANNER: wing13.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdgreywolf.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=35


FCHG Listings | Combat Ranks | Wing Reports (92)

VORTEX SQUADRON : Infiltration
COMMANDER: CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Wings of Death
BANNER: vortex.jpg
MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired!
HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=32

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of wrath
Motto: Swift death to all
1) CPT TK-6686 (trenton13@hotmail.com)
2) LC Kodiak Kereban (Kodiak_kereban@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) LT Acid (acid9111@wp.pl)

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The wings of justice
Motto: We shall prevail
1) CM Ambar Kilick (arfinley2000@yahoo.com)
2) COL Brucmack (brucmack@ehnet.org)
3) MAJ Hunter (EH_Hunter@hotmail.com)
4) CPT Keiran Laserlight (grociuj@poczta.wp.pl)

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The wings of balance
Motto: We are the bringers of destruction
1) LCM Tiamat (tiamat69@interia.pl)
2) LT Quat'r Zax (p.pacewicz@csk.pl)
3) SL Gawt Gild (Gawt@op.pl)
4) LCM Wilq Fastclaw (wilq@socket.pl)

PHOENIX SQUADRON : Fighter Suppresion
COMMANDER: LC Choosh (mchenry@jefnet.com)
NICKNAME: Hell Hawks Incinerators
BANNER: phoenix.jpg
MOTTO: Vae Victus (Woe to the defeated)
HOMEPAGE: http://www.choosh.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=63

FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hell Hawks
Motto: Fear Is That Which Creates Danger, We Are The Courage Which Dispels It
1) LC Choosh (mchenry@jefnet.com)
2) LCM Kommandor (kommandor@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) MAJ Tyr Anasazi (tyr@delakkrennel.com)

FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: The Shadow
Motto: Fast and deadly
1) CPT Con Selar (ConSelar@web.de)
2) COL Wil Striker (wilstriker@everestkc.net)
3) LCM Luke Morin (duke__leto_atreides@hotmail.com)
4) LT Aurae (Duck_has_moved@hotmail.com)

FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Eternal Blaze
Motto: We deliver the swift heat of death
1) CM Mad Max (topper_harley2000@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Dverol (mit_mot@hotmail.com)
4) LT Ganon (Freeestile@aol.com)

CRUSADER SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: LC Vladet Xavier (snow_scorpion@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Knights Templars
BANNER: crusader.jpg
MOTTO: Honor and Pride
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crusader.tiecorps.net/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=17

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Black Templars
Motto: Accingite Vos
1) LC Vladet Xavier (snow_scorpion@hotmail.com)
2) CPT Panaka (sdwhatsnew@hotmail.com)
3) CM Repulsor (gnitsch@freemail.hu)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: The Paladins
Motto: Strike Swift, Strike True
1) LCM Vance Blackguard (rocco2@o2.pl)
2) LCM ZuQ (shagai@wp.pl)
3) LCM Artur Knight (LPMQTP@go.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Dark Swords
Motto: The sharper the edge, the quicker the kill
1) CM Marcus Caine (mrmarcuscaine@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Keiran (kmdolfin@yahoo.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

ODIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CPT Joey C (strikes_back@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: Rolling Thunder
BANNER: odin.jpg
MOTTO: We are the Blade Thats Cuts down our Enemies
HOMEPAGE: http://odin.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=10

FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Hidden Fury
Motto: No Warning, No Resistance
1) CPT Joey C (strikes_back@hotmail.com)
2) LT Kysar Xero (Foxh0und@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Black Aces
Motto: His modis ad victoriam
1) CPT Ulath (lord_matthias_lives@hotmail.com)
2) LT Malidir (wrenster@verizon.net)
3) MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk (zkelh@hotmail.com)
4) LT Fladdy (webmaster@hatzenbachvoegel.de)

FLIGHT III - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Warlords of Odin
Motto: Honor is always at stake
1) LCM Lenvik (darthtimbo@aleaau.com)
2) CM Faliaj Shai (lobster9493@bikerider.com)
3) TBA
4) LT Ocoth (toconnor@telpacific.com.au)

TARTARUS SQUADRON : Pacification
COMMANDER: LC DarkC (sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Hellspawns
BANNER: tartarus.jpg
MOTTO: Your soul shall fuel the hell forge
HOMEPAGE: http://tartarussquadron.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=91

FLIGHT I - TIE INTERCEPTOR
Nickname: Masters of Torment
Motto: Real Men don't need shields.
1) LC DarkC (sweetchrissyro@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Emperor's Shackles
Motto: Sending fools into the pits of Tartarus
1) LCM Jon Ardan (ardan@joink.com)
2) CPT Leslaw (fire@vlo.ids.gda.pl)
3) COL Wes Janson (eh_janson@shaw.ca)
4) MAJ Raxis Krieger (demon697@comcast.net)

FLIGHT III - TIE BOMBER
Nickname: The Imperial Lunatics
Motto: Wake up and smell the burning rebels
1) CPT Maiko Spince (toby@bensonsmith.fsnet.co.uk)
2) COL Woobee (woobee@tpg.com.au)
3) TBA
4) COL Zippy Hawk (corranhawkie@hotmail.com)

VALKYRIE SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: MAJ Picard (EH_Picard@advalvas.be)
NICKNAME: Strikers Of Evil
BANNER: valkyrie.jpg
MOTTO: We like to Watch Rebels Burn
HOMEPAGE: http://valkyrie.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=33

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Longbows
Motto: Hear us howl when we strike.
1) MAJ Picard (EH_Picard@advalvas.be)
2) TBA
3) LCM Jansen (EHJansen@TJansen.net)
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Stormriders
Motto: You tag 'em, we frag 'em.
1) LCM Valin Drago (T_Penn@go.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Strikers From Afar
Motto: Why Are We Last
1) CPT Kael Malahk (forceflow88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Mitim Tsaexin (halcyon_defender@hotmail.com)
3) LT Agrepa Hogo (teedee52@hotmail.com)
4) SL Immortal (demonic_drummer@hotmail.com)


Flag Officers - 1
Vortex - 11
Phoenix - 10
Crusader - 8
Odin - 9
Tartarus - 8
Valkyrie - 7
Total: 54

 
CALL TO CHAOS

Apologies, I have had no time to work on Call to Chaos - The Book.

The first chapter rocks, so its still down below :P

 

Hopefully a regular feature, this is first installment of 'Call to Chaos - The Book'. The characters were last seen at the beginning of the world. We are approximately up to mission 1- officer briefing.
I will continue to emphasize important things in bold. Hah.

It's a period of relative peace in the Emperor's Hammer. Except, that is, for two groups of individuals who seem hell-bent on wreaking havoc on those around them.
The first group calls itself the Grey Wolf Secret Order of Monks, or GWSOoM. They are a collection of ASF reprobates who take pleasure in making their superiors bang their heads into walls to escape their antics. In particular are their leaders, the so called 'High Monks'. They are as follows (extract taken from their Security Office files)
High Monk Joey "Ace Ventura" C, HCI file #192883
High Monk Pickled "Gangrene" Yoda, HCI file #183827
High Monk Vladet "Dark Knight" Xavier, HCI file #127368
High Monk Choosh "Scriptm3ister" HCI file #192780
High Monk Tk-6686 “Trent” HCI files #196686
The second group is a 'One-man-army'. This is, of course, General Drake. (HCI file #1) These two groups have single-handedly caused more chaos inside the Emperor's Hammer than the fabled 'Snij Clones' or 'Wil Striker Thesis/Reports'. This was the reason that prompted a Combined Arms raid by Intel and Hammers Fist….
, which led to the capture of the two parties and their vessels. But instead of being booted out of an airlock, GA Ronin took pity and found something for these two groups to do that would benefit both parties...

1


“Sir?”
Grand Admiral Ronin looked up at his communications officer, who had evidently just got some news. “Yes, Lieutenant?”
“Sir, Agent Harlequin has reported that everything is in place and that the broadcasting stations is surrounded.”
“And what of our little operation on the Grey Wolf?”
“Agent Winters awaits your command, Admiral.”
“Excellent. They may commence.”
The last Chiss Grand Admiral sat back in his chair, deep in thought. Another successful operation would soon make the Emperor's Hammer a safer place. And yet, what should happen to those rebellious individuals. Surely they were just releasing their pent up energy, with no one to fight.
Ronin smiled. He had just the thing for them.

* * *

Five figures huddled around a sabacc table, playing cards and handing over their money. Suddenly, the door burst open and a squad of elite Hammer’s Fist soldiers rushed into the room, Blastech E-11 rifles at the ready. The leader, Sergeant Davik, addressed the card players.
“Get up slowly. You are under arrest and will be taken to the Victory Star Destroyer Stalwart until your trial.”
Suddenly, Davik realized that no-one had so much as acknowledged their presence. He tapped one of the gamblers….and his hand passed straight through. It was a hologram!
“Damn it! They aren’t here. Call Winters and request backup for a search!”

* * *

Not far away, five real people, all robed in Monk fashion, were watching a live feed from a security camera. They were laughing and grinning inanely.
One of them, Captain JoeyC, was feeling particularly pleased. “I TOLD you that Khadgar was looking far too happy this morning. He kept looking at us and smiling. He hasn’t even talked to us since the Motti incident.”
Seated next to him, Major Pickled Yoda had to acknowledge that Joey had actually done something right for once. “Nice work, reprobate. Those are nice holograms. Your work, Choosh?”
The second smallest Monk after Yoda, Choosh was an Ewok. His past was shrouded in some mystery, as no one really understood how an Ewok could speak Basic, much less fly or code like Choosh could. “Of course it is. That particular system has been in for a while, actually.”
“Hey look, they’re moving out.” Vladet was looking at the monitor. “Have they given up already?”
“Hardly. They must be searching for us. We better find a place to hide.” Captain Trent, the Monk’s most proficient in small arms, was facing away from the door. He frowned. “What’s the matter guys?”
The other monks looked grim and Yoda pointed behind Trent. A squad of stormtroopers had their guns pointed directly at the five High Monks. Sergeant Davik poked Trent to make sure that he was real, and then grinned. “It is too late to hide now, Trent.”
The muzzle of a storm trooper’s rifle was the last thing that Joey saw before everything went black.


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