Wing V Report # 9 (2000-12-16)

This report was submitted by MAJ Proton


WING V REPORT 9

WC/MAJ Proton reporting on 12-16-00 for Wing V aboard the SSSD Sovereign:

WELCOME

- It was reported by SL Lazarus this week that Simon Ross, owner of the FL/LT Izlude/Mem 3-1 persona, died in Australia. We express our deepest sympathy to Simon's family and friends.

- CMDRs, make sure all pilots get a copy of this report each week.

WING NEWS - PERSONNEL MOVES

- FL/LT Vbehrends/Nun 2-1 - Promoted to LCM
- FL/LT Pain_then_Death/Pe 3-1 - Promoted to Flight Leader
- FM/SL Darkfear/Pe 1-2 - Declared AWOL, moved to Reserves
- FM/LT Ben Holland/Sadhe 1-3 - Transfers to Chaos Squadron, SSD
- FL/CM Morgan/Mem - Named Senior Medical Supervisor of SSSD Sovereign - CMDR/LC Sickman/Sadhe - Promoted to LC
- FM/LT Sueki Suezo/Samekh - Promoted to FL, Flight III
- CMDR/CM Wil_Striker/Samekh - Named Wing Doctor
- FL/LT Izlude/Mem 3-1 - Moved to reserves (posthumously)

WING NEWS - AWARDS

The Silver Star of the Empire has been awarded to:
CMDR/LC Gen Es'mith/Aylin

The Bronze Star of the Empire has been awarded to:
WC/MAJ Proton/Wing V

IWATS graduations:
CMDR/CM Xavier Sienar/Nun - HTML 3, 100%
CMDR/CM Xavier Sienar/Nun - TIE Mission Creation, 88%
FL/LCM RedTaz/Samekh 2-1 - Computer Basics, 93%

WING NEWS AND STATUS

- Wing V December contest under way. Fly TC-TIE Free Mission 138, Battlecry One. Laserless scoring. Files due to CMDRs by Dec. 30, to me by the end of Dec. 31.

- Sovereign League 2000 playoffs: Nun eliminated, Wing V is out. Three squadrons from the Sovereign will compete in the round of eight: Omega, Sigma, Teth.

- Aylin motto changes:
Old Flight I Motto: If we die, it will not be alone.
New Flight I Motto: Father, into your hands, we commit their spirit..

Old Flight I Nickname: Hells Bells
New Flight I Nickname: The Clerics

Old Flight II Motto: You lookin at me foo'
New Flight II Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...

Old Flight II Nickname: The A-Team
New Flight II Nickname: Vengance Flight

Old Flight III Motto: Fear the feather Touch of death
New Flight III Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!

- CMDRs Xavier Sienar and Gen Es'mith on short leave until early in the week.

- Wing V Web site and e-mail list moved to Internet Office's new hosting server at www.emperorshammer.ca

- New Wing V Recruitment Center page is up on the site (click "Join" on the left nav bar). See postscript at end of this report for more on our recruiting.

MISCELLANEOUS

- AD Theodore requests/advises: I would like to remind the Fleet that the Flight Office receives a large amount of mail and ID lines make the job of locating people and completing requests easier but PIN numbers are the fastest way to locate members. Use your pin numbers and the processing of requests will go much more smoothly. Also, SA Kawolski has worked diligently to make the database more efficient with the creation of many on-line forms for requests. USE them. If you do not or cannot, make a notation that you are aware of the forms or cannot use the form and why, otherwise I will reject the request regardless of the merits.

- New roster search engine
22:57 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
Now you can search rosters by name, e-mail, rank, IGZone name, AIM, ICQ, or any combination of them.

- Commendation of Loyalty
22:59 - VA Wet Willy [wetwilly@jedi.nu]
All command officers (CMDRs/TUCs and up) need to check the latest OPS Office report for information on Commendation of Loyalty recommendations and start getting yours compiled and sent up the command ladder. Now, get to it! (Note to Wing V: I have made recommendations for CoLs to FA Kramer already. --Proton)

- Skill Profiles
12:16 - SA Kawolski [absurefire@aol.com]
Sub-Lieutenants and above can now show off on their profiles what extra talents they have and their proficiency in them just by logging in the Administration Section! Skills will appear on your personnel profile.
If you have suggestions for new skills that aren't listed there, please feel free to e-mail Sector Admiral Kawolski.

ORATORS OF AIRLOCK 21

::Ricardo turns to Inkwolf::
"Awwww.. you can always tell when the Commodore gets in the holiday spirit, eh? Have you seen those Santa hats he's got the ScorpTroopers wearing? And the blinking lights and wreathes decorating Crusher? Sheesh."
::Ricardo begins his descent into The Pit, still sore from the last roussing game of Dodgetail.::" GN Ricardo

** Proton looks over at Sasquatch and whispers, "You thinking what I'm
thinking? ... These guys deserve The Pit for this." ** -MAJ Proton

"Nonono... my scores are already on their way... :P" -GN Wolly

"Sounds like someone had the "Fear of The Pit" instilled in him ;-)" -GN Sasquatch

"Yeah ... a few days of pit duty should help re-kindle a love of reading that will last a lifetime ;-)" -GN Sasquatch (Sov WCs were supposed to read and grade the Omega vs. Wing II stories)

"Well I was aiming for wing nurse in the IW, but instead I'm the wing Doc.! So drinks (and these nice relaxing pills) are on me, and Vbehrends for his LCM promo." -CM Xavier Sienar

"Attention all hands:
Due to the extreme number of "hungover" pilots that arrived this morning in the MedLab before MAJ Proton's briefing, I have been forced to restrict all "qualified" patients to their quarters. Prescription for this type of injury is lots of "black" coffee, and lots of Extra Strength Tylenol, a medication I found on some obscure planet called Earth. The inhabitants of that world told me it does wonders for the pounding in the head of over indulgence of alcohol.
One last reminder, when LC Sickman throws a party in the Airlock, please remember to use some "intelligence" when drinking. Otherwise I may have to report any future "indiscretions" to MAJ Proton. hehe
Once again, congrats to LC Sickman on his promotion, and I sure hope you saved some Corellian Ale for me. I need it after all these patients." -DOC Striker

"Yo and if you lost your tails, no problem the Medical corps will fix them back with long needles or we using the new glue product we got." -SMS Morgan

WING V COMMUNICATIONS

Mail list: wingv@emperorshammer.ca.
Subscribe/unsubscribe here: http://www.emperorshammer.ca/mailman/listinfo/wingv

IRC: #Airlock21 on the Undernet

Web site: http://wingv.emperorshammer.ca

Message board: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800

WING V ROSTER

WING COMMANDER: MAJ Proton (eh-proton@home.com) - #2712
NICKNAME: The Hammer's Hellfighters
MOTTO: Will all Neptune's multitudinous seas wash the Rebels' blood from our hands?
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/wing5.gif
HOMEPAGE: http://wingv.tsx.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=106800

MEM SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Andreev Anton (avandreev@mtu-net.ru) - #2794
NICKNAME: The Emperor's Vengeance
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/mem.gif
MOTTO: Nostros Vindictatis! - Vengeance is ours!
HOMEPAGE: http://mem.squadron.org/

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Veterans
Motto: Don't let the combat cramp your style.
1) CM Andreev Anton (avandreev@mtu-net.ru) - #2794
2) SL TK-5744 (quo@mail.ru) - #5744
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Palpatine's Ducks
Motto: Quacking Death
1) CM Benjamin Jahou Morgan (w.j.aigner@netway.at) - #1707
2) SL Jagged Fel (jollyholley@hotmail.com) - #5367
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Monkees
Motto: Some people say we monkey around.
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

NUN SQUADRON : Heavy Assault
COMMANDER: CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Wrath
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/nun.jpg
MOTTO: We lead, death follows!
HOMEPAGE: http://go.to/nunsquadron

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Wyvern
Motto: We don't care who you are: You cannot escape from death !
1) CM Xavier Sienar (sienar@gmx.net) - #1609
2) LCM Tarkinan (tarkinan@tiscalinet.it) - #2254
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Chimera
Motto: Ave Emperor: Morituri te salutant !
Homepage: http://www.move.to/flight2-chimera
1) LCM Vbehrends (vbehrends@gmx.de) - #2874
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Gryphon
Motto: The guard dies but never surrenders!
Homepage: http://members.100free.com/users/gryphon/
1) CM Arti (dark_a@priv7.onet.pl) - #2641
2) LT Kharn (K_H_a_R_n@hotmail.com) - #1668
3) LT Terek Kesh (terek.kesh@gmx.de) - #4078
4) TBA

SAMEKH SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: CM Wil_Striker (WilStriker@aol.com) - #4370
NICKNAME: The Black Widows
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/Samekh.gif
MOTTO: Faithful and Brave, Even After Death
HOMEPAGE: http://www.crosswinds.net/~samekh/samekh.htm
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=126115

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Fires of Apocalypse
Motto: Only Death Stands In Our Way
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~flight1/flight1.htm
1) CM Wil_Striker (WilStriker@aol.com) - #4370
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Fear of the Fearful
Motto: You don't move, you don't live.
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/samekh2000/Flight2.htm
1) LCM RedTaz (RedTaz21_@excite.com) - #4461
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Harbingers of Darkness
Motto: Wanna Piece of Me??
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/samekh2000/Flight3.htm
1) LT Sueki Suezo (TCGaruda@usa.net) - #5762
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

AYLIN SQUADRON : Assault
COMMANDER: LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
NICKNAME: Emperor's Hellbringers
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/aylin.gif
MOTTO: Contendo prorsus quam servo tergum (Shoot straight and check your six)
HOMEPAGE: http://www.aylin.tsx.org/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.bravenet.com/forum/show.asp?usernum=571433496

FLIGHT I - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: The Clerics
Motto: Father, into your hands, we commit their spirit..
1) LC Gen Es'mith (GRVSmith@aol.com) - #589
2) TBA
3) LT Face Loran (Thorin5@aol.com) - #1282
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Vengance Flight
Motto: Deeply we brood o'er the slain...
1) LT Focault (panopticon99@aol.com) - #5449
2) LCM Hotshot (brian-gerken@augustana.edu) - #591
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Flock of Death
Motto: Fear the "feather touch" of Death!
1) LCM Jennif Es'mith (JSmith3396@aol.com) - #594
2) LT DS-61-2 (DS61Kupo@aol.com) - #1248
3) LT Rogue Ronin (cpreece20@aol.com) - #3228
4) TBA

PE SQUADRON : Interdiction
COMMANDER: CM Arathar (arathar@hotmail.com) - #3135
NICKNAME: Dark Knights of the Empire
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/pe.gif
MOTTO: Our Enemies Burn in the Name of the Emperor

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
1) CM Arathar (arathar@hotmail.com) - #3135
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Homepage: http://peflight2.tsx.org
1) LT Thomas Letifer (recon@volny.cz) - #3913
2) TBA
3) LT Sotskov Yan (lazerus@inbox.ru) - #2910
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Russian Flight
1) LT Pain_then_Death (mysteryman5000@hotmail.com) - #3231
2) LT Kataka (xskop@hotmail.com) - #4993
3) LT Amiantov Alexey (perviyzam@hotmail.com) - #2955
4) TBA

SADHE SQUADRON : Escort
COMMANDER: LC Sickman (sickman@clara.co.uk) - #301
NICKNAME: The Black Knights
BANNER: http://www.tiecorps.org/images/banners/sadhe.gif
MOTTO: Be Fearful Of Us, We Will Be Your Last Vision.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.raptor.nu/sadhe/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.sitepowerup.com/mb/view.asp?BoardID=120563

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Fade to Black
Motto: After Victory We Fade to Black
Homepage: http://sadheflight1.squadron.org/
1) LC Sickman (sickman@clara.co.uk) - #301
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) LCM Darth Angelus (laverick@bigfoot.com) - #757

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Dead On Arrival
Homepage: http://www11.ewebcity.com/flight2/
1) LCM XReder (reder@oneimage.com) - #5080
2) LT Axis Rivkahson (sault@hotkey.net.au) - #5413
3) SL Jenec Narice (empireof1@sdgames.com) - #5381
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Widow Makers
Motto: We Kill Without Remorse
Homepage: http://www.crosswinds.net/~widowmakers/widow/widow.htm
1) LCM Dark Spector (phoenix549@aol.com) - #772
2) LT Kettch (efa_kitch@hotmail.com) - #5243
3) SL Foobat (Foobat@white-star.com) - #5481
4) LT Dae Cam (mtm685@hotmail.com) - #5642

Flag Officers - 1
Mem - 4
Nun - 6
Samekh - 3
Aylin - 7
Pe - 6
Sadhe - 9
Total: 36



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[IWATS Core] [IWATS SM/2] [BS] [PC] [ISMx2]
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http://wingv.tsx.org

SW (Sith)/QUA/Tridens of Tarentum, WR
http://tridens.ehnet.org

Echelon Marshal, Tactical Officer, Infiltrator Wing (ret.)
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Postscript to all Wing V pilots: RECRUIT! Our numbers are lagging again. Here's some good advice offered by our own LT Focault:

Let me give everybody a little perspective from someone who was recently in the training/recruitment phase. These days, the average recruit is bombarded with emails from squadrons, at least five per day, starting about ten minutes after being placed on the Dadelus roster. Most of these emails are poorly formatted, corny monstrosities where acronyms, poor grammar and misspellings abound, all of them offering help, action, adventure, and quick promotion opportunities. Because I am sardonic by nature, I took the time to send a carefully worded replay to every one, asking a question, and inquiring as to further information about the squadron. Do you know how many replies I
received? Zero, even from the recruitment messages from this very wing.
Allow me to offer a few suggestions on how to improve our recruitment
success-
1.) Reply to questions asked
2.) Make sure that your messages are well formatted (Try not to use any weird fonts or colors)
3.) Make sure that your messages contain no spelling or grammatical
errors-it just makes you look like you really don't care about recruiting.
4.) DON'T USE ANY ACRONYMS IN YOUR MESSAGES. Remember that all cadets are new to the EH, so they don't know what CT, LCM, CMDR, SSSD, M/PLT, GA, FO, TC, WC, ect. mean.
5.) Don't make your messages too long-remember that the average persons attention span is very short.
6.) Consider promoting the whole wing, instead of just your squadron. I think that if we present a united front (i.e., Join Wing V, its the best! from lots of people, instead of Join Aylin, its the Best! from one place, and Join Sadhe, its the best! from another) that we will have increased success.
[Salute]
FL/LT Focault/Aylin 2-1/Wing V/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM [LANC] {IWATS-IIC/1/2/3-M/1/2-SM/2}



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