~Tempest Squadron Weekly Report #12 - 24th of January 2005~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Top Ten Things R2-D2 Really Says: ***~CMDR's Rant~***
10. "I can't really breath in here!!!"
9. "C-3PO........ I've always loved you."
8. "Eee-gad! Someone's just installed MS Windows in my memory! Get it out! Get it--oh look! A little bunny rabbit. I will call him George and love him and hug him and . . ."
7. "Does this robotic suit make me look fat?"
6. "I'm not the droid your looking for"
5. "Danger! Danger!!!!!!! Will Robinson!"
4. "Hey, if you're such a great Jedi Knight, how come I gotta *roll* everywhere I wanna go?"
3. "Seriously George, I WILL be getting more than scale for this, right? George?"
2. "Get this overgrown "Oscar" away from me!"
1. "What do you mean, you don't ever remember owning a droid?!"
***~Squadron News~***
*Tempest Squadron - A Call to Arms*(http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1723)
Alrighty, this weeks results are in.
Another really close week.
It will all come down to this final week me thinks.
Week 2 Results:
TIE-FREE Battle #33 - Katarn #1
Daniel ---------> 56,053 *IS-BW*
Rover ---------> 53,093
Master -------> 51,124
Week 1 Results:
TIE-FREE Battle #70 - Pif #1
Daniel -----> 41,652 *IS-BW*
Rover -----> 40,346
Master ----> 38,923
Current Totals:
Daniel -------> 97,705
Rover -------> 93,439
Master -----> 90,047
Rules:
Each week i will pick a FREE mission to be flown.
The person who gets the highest score will win a IS-BW.
In addition at the end of the month, a pilots total score will be counted and a additional IS-BW will be awarded to the Top Ace.
This means, if u want to be the champ u have to fly :P
All pilot files are due to me no later than 12am SATURDAY Morning each week.
This weeks mission is TIE-FREE #67 - Mat #1
Good luck to all.
*Imperial Casino*
http://sco.emperorshammer.net/casino
Alright, i have to comment on this.
For those who haven't read what's on the site, the winner becomes the TCCOM's Own. Which apparently means that you get to escort & protect the FO-TCCOM.
So in other words, MAJOR BRAGGING RIGHTS!!!!
I urge all Tempest (and Wing X'ers) to take part in this competition. As its based on Wing Participation we need to all work together.
Even if you cant fly theres a Fiction part.
Anyway, due date for all entries is the 30th.
*Uniforms*
Email Stuart if you want a snazzy new uniform.
He redid my flight suit last week and may i say it looks hell cool. Go have a look.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/rosters/personnel.asp?record=6252
*Professor how much is that doggy in the window?*
As I'm sure you've seen on the TC news page, theres lots of Professor spots open. So if your interested in a part time position where u get a funky office and more admin functions then read the news page and find out what u need to do, its all there!!!
*#tempest*
Don't forget to sign into mIRC once and a while and join our very own squadron channel.
*Tempest Website*
No News to report.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Every week i want you to do one of the following:
*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tempest is in desperate need of pilots, get out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers, dogs, i don't care, lets just get some people in here.
I am offering a ISM per recruit (Cadet and RSV's alike) and a PC per 5 recruits, so theres a chance for you to get lots of medals and to help not only the squad but also the wing.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly in 'A Call to Arms'~Gamble at the Imperial Casino
~RECRUIT!!!!!!
~Fly a FREE mission
~Take an IWATS test
***~Wing/BG News~***
~New BG comp starting soon~Couple of comps running, check the Wing report for more details
***~Fleet News~***
~TO Open for Apps~Training Office at http://www.imperialacademy.org
~Lots of PROF spots open
~CoL's awarded
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
GN Master1/? Flew TIE-FREE 33
1/? Corrected several XWA battles
1/? Mission Creation
1/? Recruiting
COL Sephiroth
1/? Idled on IRC
CPT Rover
1/? Flew TIE-FREE 33
LT Impulse
1/24 Reported In
CPT Daniel Bonini
1/13 Flew TIE-FREE 33
1/21 Went on Leave
SL Ozkan Ata
Nothing
LCM Prost Varsis
1/? Ravaged, Raped, Pillaged & annoyed several personal throughout the ship & IRC
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep StrikeCOMMANDER: GN Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
BANNER: tempest.jpg
MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
HOMEPAGE: http://tempestsquadron.isdchallenge.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=69
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Cupid's Arrows
Motto: "Mortuus ex Vento" -- "Death from the Wind"
1) GN Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) COL Sephiroth (eh_sephiroth@comcast.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: "Katayoku no Tenshi" - The One Winged Angels
Motto: We are the Plague of the Galaxy!
1) CPT Rover (eh_rowaasr13@mail.ru )
2) LT Impulse (impulse@tiefighter.org)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Imperial Monsoon
Motto: "We'll blow you off your feet."
1) CPT Daniel Bonini (boninidaniel@uol.com.br)
2) SL Ozkan Ata (spock@inbox.ru)
3) LCM Prost Varsis (thecrazynomad@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
Citations:8
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most $5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Domi for returning to the best Wing in the fleet!!!
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Everyone in the Reserves who hasn't joined Wing X yet :P
***~Quote of the Week~***
<Astatine> Kawolski, any FSE news? :P
<`Kawolski> uh..sure..let me paste it
<`Kawolski> I cured several deadly diseases in three different third world countries by killing the carriers. I solved world hunger by teaching many the ways of cannibalism...
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.guzzlefish.com/
For your DVD/Music/Game collections
***~Final Comments~***
And theres all the news, now go fly!<Astatine> Kawolski, any FSE news? :P
<`Kawolski> uh..sure..let me paste it
<`Kawolski> I cured several deadly diseases in three different third world countries by killing the carriers. I solved world hunger by teaching many the ways of cannibalism...
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.guzzlefish.com/
For your DVD/Music/Game collections
***~Final Comments~***
Until next time.
General Master
ISD Challenge - Tempest Squadron Commander
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
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