~Tempest Squadron Weekly Report #10 - 10th of January 2005~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Tempest Flight III "Escort" Service Open for Business***~CMDR's Rant~***
Flight III - More than just a bunch of bootlickers™
Being the all-round do-gooders of Tempest Squadron, Flight III tries it's very best to please. We offer a wide range of services to satisfy your every whim and desire!
Escort Services - For the smallest of fees, any member of Flight III is willing to accompany you during those embarrassing "oh crap I haven't got a girlfriend" situations. Despite the lack of interest in the female members, us male members are more than ready to put on a blonde wig, leather skirt and crotchless panties (not supplied)...if it weren't for the stubble you'd be hard-pressed to tell us from the real thing!
Grooming Services - Obviously our job is to make sure that we have our heard firmly inserted as far up our commanding officer as is humanly possible, and we will go to any length to ensure we're always in the goodbooks. We'll clean, polish, buff and shine anything from your smelly shoes to your soiled underwear...and the great thing is we'll always have a smile on our face.
Discipline Services - Flight III believes in adhering to the traditional iron-fist Imperial way of authority. If you are having trouble with a fellow pilot, then just send him round to Flight III, and Captian Bonini will be more than pleased to discipline said pilot accordingly. From past experiences we would suggest that you bring along some sort of friction burn cream, as well as bandages and anti-septic lotion. CPT Bonini does certainly enjoy discipline.
***~Squadron News~***
*Another Year....*First of all, welcome back.
I hope you all enjoyed your leave and party'd hard.
However now its back to work im afraid. So lets get to it :)
*Tempest Squadron - A Call to Arms*
(http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1723)
My new comp. Or is it your new comp, i forget back anyway...here are the rules.
Each week i will pick a FREE mission to be flown.
The person who gets the highest score will win a IS-BW.
In addition at the end of the month, a pilots total score will be counted and a additional IS-BW will be awarded to the Top Ace.
This means, if u want to be the champ u have to fly :P
All pilot files are due to me no later than 12am Saturday Morning each week.
This weeks mission is, TIE-FREE Battle #70 - Pif #1 (Here)
Additional brownie points will be given to those who review the mission also.
*And now a word from our Sponsor*
http://sco.emperorshammer.net/casino
*ECR - Save the Alci!!!!*
WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to us for totally destroying the rest of the Battlegroup once again.
Feel free to laugh at any other BGer for the royal ass kicking they received:P
Final scores:
ISD Challenge: 41
ISD Relentless: 28
ISD Colossus: 19
*Phoon Commander Chosen*
Congrats to Fritz who was promoted to Typhoon Commander
*Uniforms*
Email Stuart if you want a snazzy new uniform.
He redid my flight suit this week and may i say it looks hell cool. Go have a look.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/rosters/personnel.asp?record=6252
*Comp 3:16*
Finished.
*#tempest*
Don't forget to sign into mIRC once and a while and join our very own squadron channel.
*Tempest Website*
No progress to report.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Every week i want you to do one of the following:
*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tempest is in desperate need of pilots, get out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers, dogs, i don't care, lets just get some people in here.
I am offering a ISM per recruit (Cadet and RSV's alike) and a PC per 5 recruits, so theres a chance for you to get lots of medals and to help not only the squad but also the wing.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly in 'A Call to Arms'~Gamble at the Imperial Casino
~Vote on the Msg Boards
~RECRUIT!!!!!!
~Fly a FREE mission
~Take an IWATS test
***~Wing/BG News~***
~We Won ECR!!!!!***~Fleet News~***
~Frodo new TAC~TO Open for Apps
~Training Office at http://www.imperialacademy.org
~CoL's being rec'd
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
GN Master12/15 Flew TIE-TC Battle #218 - Sith or Just Lucky?
12/15 Flew TIE-TC Battle #219 - Shinsen Gumi Saga #2 : Gunsmoke and Haze
12/16 Flew TIE-TC Battle #176 - Threshold - Escort
12/16 Flew TIE-TC Battle #39 - Up and at Em!
12/18 Flew TIE-IW Battle #2 - Strike at Incom
12/18 Flew TIE-IW Battle #3 - Savior
12/18 Flew TIE-IW Battle #4 - Shadow Squadron
12/18 Flew TIE-IW Battle #5 - Ares Charge
12/19 Flew TIE-IW Battle #6 - Hunt for Fleet #18
12/19 Flew TIE-IW Battle #7 - Fending off Rebels
12/19 Flew TIE-IW Battle #8 - Minos Raiders
12/19 TIE-IW Battle #9 - Lyccos Dawn: Ancient Studies
12/20 Awarded IS-SW
12/31 Entered 10th Anniversary Competition Part #3
1/1 Joined new Msg Boards
1/2 Joined Operation Ant-Eater
1/5 Submitted new XWA FREE to TAC
1/5 Got a cool new uniform thanks to Stuart
1/? Mission Creation
1/? Recruiting
COL Sephiroth
1/? Idled on IRC
CPT Rover
Nothing
LT Impulse
Nothing
CPT Daniel Bonini
12/17 Flew TIE-TC Battle #60 - Operation Harpoon (6) (4 new High Scores!!!)
1/8 Awarded IS-SR
1/10 Reported In
1/? Recruiting
SL Ozkan Ata
Nothing
LCM Prost Varsis
1/? Ravaged, Raped, Pillaged & annoyed several personal throughout the ship & IRC
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep StrikeCOMMANDER: GN Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
BANNER: tempest.jpg
MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
HOMEPAGE: http://tempestsquadron.isdchallenge.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=69
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Cupid's Arrows
Motto: "Mortuus ex Vento" -- "Death from the Wind"
1) GN Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) COL Sephiroth (eh_sephiroth@comcast.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: "Katayoku no Tenshi" - The One Winged Angels
Motto: We are the Plague of the Galaxy!
1) CPT Rover (eh_rowaasr13@mail.ru )
2) LT Impulse (impulse@tiefighter.org)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Imperial Monsoon
Motto: "We'll blow you off your feet."
1) CPT Daniel Bonini (boninidaniel@uol.com.br)
2) SL Ozkan Ata (spock@inbox.ru)
3) LCM Prost Varsis (thecrazynomad@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
Citations:8
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most $5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:The Challenge for its suburb victory over the rest of the Battlegroup to win ECR!!!
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
The rest of the BG.
***~Quote of the Week~***
(Royal`): priyum?
(`MortE): DAD?!?!
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.gamebanshee.com/starwarskotorii/
Best KOTOR II Site out there.
***~Final Comments~***
And theres all the news you can usez.(Royal`): priyum?
(`MortE): DAD?!?!
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.gamebanshee.com/starwarskotorii/
Best KOTOR II Site out there.
***~Final Comments~***
Until next time.
General Master
ISD Challenge - Tempest Squadron Commander
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
IWATS - Rebellion Tactics & XWA Mission Creation Professor
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