Python Report # 10 (2004-11-13)

This report was submitted by COL Frodo March


Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on November 13th 2004, report #10

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on November 13th 2004, report #10

 

Python Introduction Part

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! DOUBLE DIGITS! Thats right ladies and germs, we're now up to 10 python squadron reports from the one and only colournel.  Quite, yes, indeed.

 

This week was yet aswell disapointing...I don't believe any of you are in contact, so its the last straw...I'm putting you all in the "no contact" zone this week, because I want you all to report in.  I'm not usually the guy to do this but we're pretty inactive and thats just a waste of time and potential.  Waste of my time, and your potential.  Both of which have massive ammounts...Except my time is to waste, your potential can be put towards something productive.

 

Now don't get me wrong, I know you guys have lives and I know you love doing stuff, but if you can't at least send me an e-mail every week then I suggest you rethink your career in the TIE Corps and join the Reserves until you believe that you can be a contributing member of this squadron.

 

Having ranted that.  We have two comps, I'd love it if you guys would actually participate...All I want you guys to do is do a screenshot...a Screenshot! That proves you played a flashgame...ITS SO DAMN EASY!

 

The other one is flying MP...its why you're in Phat Force isn't it? XWA MP? riiight.

 

Otherwise, a special Phat Force congrats to FA Khameir Sarin on his FA promo.

 

Squadron Status

 

Python Helicopter comp!: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1594

 

Python MP race!: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1595

 

I beg of you! particimapate! :...(

Squadron Activity

 

COL Frodo March..........Pretend activity, TAC work, awarded SS and MoT-Rh.

 

CM Wharfin De Grooz......No Contact!

 

LC Thom Zack..............In Contact - On semi leave!

 

LT Kaiser Dux...............No Contact!

 

LCM Ginji.....................No Contact!

 

LT Cuthbert.................No Contact!

 

LT Dantor Carlisir..........No Contact!

 

Squadron Roster

 

PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER: COL Frodo March
NICKNAME: Phat Force 75
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: We can't be faded
HOMEPAGE: http://www.freewebs.com/pythonsquadron/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Blingers Extraordinaire
Motto: Laid back! With our minds on our money and our money on our minds!
1) COL Frodo March
2) CM Wharfin De Grooz
3) LT Dantor Carlisir
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) LC Thom Zack
2) LT Kaiser Dux
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Wrath of Phat Force
Motto: This is one force that you should fear
1) LCM Ginji
2) LT Cuthbert
3) TBA
4) TBA

FCHG And CR Stats

FCHG

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

CR

Officer 4th (30 points)

Trainee (1 point)

 

Squadron Orders

1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!

2. Irritate the NEW Wing Commander

3. Participate at Comps

4. Do the activity you prefer ;)

5. Call our new WC Daisy-U.

Quote of the Week

* Rastyn bounces
*** Tuss is now known as TussAWAY
* Scrier fires a tranq in rastyn's general direction
* Rastyn bounces out of the way
<Scrier> drat
* Scrier fires a machine gun filled with tranqs at rastyn
<Rastyn> bah!
* Rastyn collapses to the floor
<Rastyn> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
* Frothy takes Rast's wallet
<Scrier> those without nice breasts should not be allowed to bounce
*** `Ibram has joined #emperor's_hammer
<Rastyn> *blink*
* Rastyn shoots Froth

Random Thoughts

Randomnessnessness is in the air! its in the air toooonight!

(I seriously can't think of anything better :P)

 

Closing Satements

 

As much as I dislike being evil to you folks, I had to....so How about we just give some effort so that next week we can all be happy? :)

I like that.

Good luck!

<salute>

CMDR-TCC:XvT-PROF/COL Frodo March/Python/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
GS/SSx7/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx8/MoI/MoT-31rh-3bh/IS-4BW-5BR-1SW-3SR-1GW-1GR/LoC-CSx6-Rx3/DFC-Rx1/CoSx5/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV-3E [TMPR] {IWATS-HIST-IBX-IIC/1-M/1/2-MP-SM/2/3-TACS-TM/1-TT-WM-WPN-XTM/1/2-XTT}

"Ultimate Mission Creation Warrior"

"Global warming is just another empty promise"

 


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