Tempest Report # 6 (2004-10-25)

This report was submitted by GN Master


~Tempest Squadron Weekly Report #6 - 25th of October 2004~

***~CMDR's Rant~***
Ahh report time again (actually im late but better late than never :P).
Lots to report so without further stalling, here's the lowdown.

***~Squadron News~***

*ECR - Save the Alci!!!!*
Trust Mell to come up with an ECR based of booze :P

Yes, its ECR time again. For those who are unfamiliar with the competition, its a yearly (or about) tradition that is not only for awarding the Flagship of the Battlegroup title, but it also means the winning ship gets a truckload of bragging rights.

I remember last time the Challenge won, myself Locke & Chris all got really drunk and launched empty beer bottles at the Colossus. :P

So when we win this year (and win we shall) we'll have some fun >:)

The comp is divided into four parts.
-Flying
-Fiction
-Graphics
-Mission Creation

The two flying missions are:

TIE SUBMISSION
TIE-FREE #105 - Blowing Crap Up
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=350

XWA SUBMISSION
XWA-FREE #65 - Combat Patrol
http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=753

The WC & COM have made it mandatory that you fly, and i agree.

The only way to win ECR is to pull together as a squadron, wing & ship and work your ass off for the victory.

Currently Sephiroth & Prost are excused due to game issues but i expect the rest of you to fly both missions.

If they are becoming a problem just wack on the in-game cheats and fly.

All Pilot files are due to me, Bubba & Stuart no later than the 4th of November. There will be no extensions so get them in.

Graphics: Pilots are to create a graphic which reflects life in the Cantina of your ship. each submission will receive a score relating to quality, humour (clean humour), and realism to the TIE Corps Battlegroups.
GFX due date: 11/12/04

Fiction: Each pilot is to write a funny cantina story OR to write about the battle to capture the ALCI Thieves. minimum word count is to be 500 and maximum is to be 2500. score will be given to humourous submissions. as well as quality. Spelling and grammar not to be an issue

Fiction due date: 11/19/04

I understand that Graphics and Fiction are not everyones strong points. In fact if have about as much talent in graphics creation as i do in brain surgery.

However i'm just going to open paint and go nuts. Thats all im asking you to do. Show as your mad skillz in MSPaint :P

I would like you to complete at least one graphic or one fiction (feel free to do both) i leave it up to you which.

Submissions to me, Bubba & Stuart.

Mission Creation: Email Stuart & Bubba if your interested, they have more info about this.

*Promotion*
If you haven't already heard, please congratulate Impulse who was just promoted to the rank of LT. Congrats mate.

*Comp 3:16*
First week is over with a disappointing amount of submissions. Thankfully however i have been put in my place at least for this week with Daniel beating me by a few thousand points.

He gets a IS-BW for his troubles as well as being able to brag over his victory.

This weeks mission (DUE: 31st of October) is
XWA-FREE Battle #44 - A Moment of Rest

Good Luck.

Comp Info:
Ladies and Gents. I'm a General, i have a FCHG Score of over 1000, i have a bucket load of medals, ive created several missions & according to IWATS im pretty smart.

Now's your chance to put me in my place.

I'm going to assign one FREE mission per week. I am going to fly it, and anyone who beats me will win a IS-BW (plus bragging rights).

Best of luck to all. Oh and may i just say, god help you if i score the highest >:)

*Design a Tempest Mascot*
I think it's time the mighty Tempest Squadron had a mighty mascot.

So here's your chance to design one.

It could be anything from 'Tommy the Tempest Tiger' too 'Tempo the Ewok'.

Use your imagination.

To enter you need to send an email to me, containing any and every important info about the mascot. The more detailed the better.

I have yet to receive and submissions, come-on guys use your imagination. I doubt you can come up with anything worse than out current Wing Mascot :P

*FREE For All*
http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1545

Only got one submission other than my own. Daniel scores the victory.

*Have Your Say*
Message Board Topic about what you guys want to do is at:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=3796
You can have your say on what we do in the coming months.

So i urge all Tempest members to go have their say.

Now go! :P

*Tempest Website*
Finally some progress to report. I have managed to get a copy of an older Tempest site off Locke, and now im in the process of upgrading it. I expect to have at least a basic version online by the weekend. So keep an eye open.

*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Every week i want you to do one of the following:
        Fly something from the Mission Compendium
        Take and IWATS Course
        Add a piece of fiction to a run-on
        Create a graphic
        Submit something for the Squadron Report (Fiction etc)

*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tempest is in desperate need of pilots, get out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers, dogs, i don't care, lets just get some people in here.

I am offering a ISM per recruit (Cadet and RSV's alike) and a PC per 5 recruits, so theres a chance for you to get lots of medals and to help not only the squad but also the wing.

***~Squadron Orders~***
~ECR!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Fly in Squadron Comps
~Take Part in Wing Comps
~Vote on the Msg Boards
~RECRUIT!!!!!!
~Fly a FREE mission
~Take an IWATS test

***~Wing/BG News~***
~ECR Started.
~Daniel won an IS-SW in Bubba's Bouncy Comp.
~Myself & Sephiroth won IS-BR's in Stuart's Trivia Comp.
~Mell retiring after ECR

***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm

***~The Usual Suspects~***

GN Master
10/22 Flew XWA-FREE
10/24 Submitted Trivia Answers to Stuart
10/24 Won IS-BR
10/? Recruiting

COL Sephiroth
10/24 Helped with Trivia Answers
10/24 Won IS-BR

CPT Rover
Nothing

LT Impulse
10/18 Completed IWATS CBX Course (80%)
10/22 Promoted to LT

CM Daniel Bonini
10/20
XWA-FREE #40 - The Capture of Firixon
10/20 Flew XWA-TC Battle #35 - Hammer to Anvil, Part III
10/20 Flew TIE-TC Battle #55 - Double Threat
10/? Won several medals
10/? Recruiting

LCM Prost Varsis
10/? Ravaged, Raped, Pillaged & annoyed several personal throughout the ship & IRC

*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***

TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: GN Master
NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
BANNER: tempest.jpg
MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
HOMEPAGE: http://tempestsquadron.isdchallenge.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=69


TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: GN Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
BANNER: tempest.jpg
MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
HOMEPAGE: http://tempestsquadron.isdchallenge.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=69

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Cupid's Arrows
Motto: "Mortuus ex Vento" -- "Death from the Wind"
1) GN Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) COL Sephiroth (eh_sephiroth@comcast.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: "Katayoku no Tenshi" - The One Winged Angels
Motto: We are the Plague of the Galaxy!
1) CPT Rover (eh_rowaasr13@mail.ru )
2)
LT Impulse (impulse@tiefighter.org)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Imperial Monsoon
Motto: "We'll blow you off your feet."
1) CM Daniel Bonini (boninidaniel@uol.com.br)
2) TBA
3) LCM Prost Varsis (thecrazynomad@yahoo.com)
4) TBA


Citations:34
FCHG Average: 445.8
Combat Rating Average: 19

***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most $5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

Impulse
Congrats on your promo.


***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:


Daniel
For winning so many medals! :P

***~Quote of the Week~***

<`Master> hmmm, wonder if i open a club in the empty tornado quarters, stuart will disapprove?
<Azurin> Heh, you never know with Stuart
<`Master> perhaps if i say 50% of profits go to the ship
<Azurin> Heh, maybe he'll allow it then
<Azurin> Or you have to give him some of the profits too
<`Master> nah bull**** :P


***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.fanfiction.net/
God Bless Fanfiction.

***~Final Comments~***
Yay there's the news for another week. Now get out there and fly for ECR.

GO!

Respectfully,
General Master
ISD Challenge - Tempest Squadron Commander
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy

IWATS - Rebellion Tactics & XWA Mission Creation Professor
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