Python Report # 9 (2004-11-06)

This report was submitted by COL Frodo March


Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on November 6th 2004, report #9

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on November 6th 2004, report #9

 

Python Introduction Part

 

Commander's log, Stardate 19304873532509849068376.1, I've lost my toupet and girdle, therefore cannot leave the room.

 

Having said that, on with the report!  You'll notice this week that very little of you are in contact, I'd like you to all be in contact, which means that each of you has to report in to me weekly, WHICH means that you all have to e-mail me, or contact me via IRC/MSN Messenger and tell me you're alive! Failure to do so after 4 weeks will result in your Awolnessnessness...which I believe we all rather avoid.  'Xept maybe the pillsbury dough boy.

 

Now I'd like you to all participate at competitions! Whats a competition Frothy? You might say. I answer, that competitions are those links that I stick in the "Squadron Status" section of the reports that you obey, and get medals for! WOW! I mean...one of these comps is a freaken flash game...and the other one is just a matter of flying an MP Match...YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WIN! Common dudes...Its easy in the heazy.

 

Enough complaining from me! Big congrats to LCM Ginji who got his ISM for building the webpage...I believe that you can e-mail him with your profile info in order to fill in that section of the webpage, go check it out at: http://www.freewebs.com/pythonsquadron/

 

Weeeeee! And one by one the peas fall down the hill!

 

 

Squadron Status

 

Python Helicopter comp!: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1594

Python MP race!: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1595

Pleeeeeeeeeaase do it!

 

Squadron Activity

 

COL Frodo March..........Pretend activity

 

CM Wharfin De Grooz......In Contact

 

LC Thom Zack..............In Contact - On semi leave!

 

LT Kaiser Dux...............Please contact me!! x3 :S :S

 

LCM Ginji.....................In Contact

 

LT Cuthbert.................Please Contact me :) X2

 

LT Dantor Carlisir..........In Contact

 

The TC is becoming more and more like Connect 4, except, when you get 4 in a row, you lose...

 

Squadron Roster

 

PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER: COL Frodo March
NICKNAME: Phat Force 75
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: We can't be faded
HOMEPAGE: http://www.freewebs.com/pythonsquadron/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Blingers Extraordinaire
Motto: Laid back! With our minds on our money and our money on our minds!
1) COL Frodo March
2) CM Wharfin De Grooz
3) LT Dantor Carlisir
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) LC Thom Zack
2) LT Kaiser Dux
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Wrath of Phat Force
Motto: This is one force that you should fear
1) LCM Ginji
2) LT Cuthbert
3) TBA
4) TBA

 

FCHG And CR Stats

FCHG

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

CR

Officer 4th (30 points)

Trainee (1 point)

 

Squadron Orders

1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!

2. Irritate the NEW Wing Commander

3. Participate at Comps

4. Do the activity you prefer ;)

5. Call our new WC Daisy-U.

Quote of the Week

<Googlehedron> is anyone here (or someone they can refer me to) good at designing/making SWGB missions/levels?
<`D> YES!
<Googlehedron> do tell, PM.
<`D> Well no actually.. but I just orgasmed :P
<Googlehedron> ..

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Yes, its rated R...but I thought it hilarious...

Random Thoughts

One day somebody will understand the way I think, then they will tragically die in a horrible accident involving a parrot with a super hero.

Closing Satements

 

Well guys, what can I say...I'm pretty disapointed with your activity, t'was peeeeeeerdy bad! Sure, mine's not exactly an example, and no, I will not tell you that my activity will magically pick up, however, might I refer you to my ID line, which I didn't fatten up with grease, I had to work hard.

So, if you want to make it big, you know what to do...Participate at those comps and fly!!!!

<salute>

CMDR-TCC:XvT-PROF/COL Frodo March/Python/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
GS/SSx6/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx8/MoI/MoT-30rh-3bh/IS-4BW-5BR-1SW-3SR-1GW-1GR/LoC-CSx6-Rx3/DFC-Rx1/CoSx5/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV-3E [TMPR] {IWATS-HIST-IBX-IIC/1-M/1/2-MP-SM/2/3-TACS-TM/1-TT-WM-WPN-XTM/1/2-XTT}

"Ultimate Mission Creation Warrior"

"Global warming is just another empty promise"

 


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