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Python Report # 5 (2004-10-09)

This report was submitted by COL Frodo March

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on October 9th 2004, report #5

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on October 9th 2004, report #5

 

Python Introduction Part

 

Welcome welcome! Welcome to the 5th Python Squadron report by yours truly.  Its officially been 1 month and one day since we've been open! Our opening celebration comps end tomorow and the participation was somewhat...atrocious.

 

For that matters not! Since we will make up for it with the next set, however, the "prank the WC comp" will be extended...why? because I love that comp...and we've yet to deliver a decent hit...

 

Next week I'll probaly think of new comps.  In the meantime you have until tomorow to participate at the old ones! Huzzah!

 

We're still COMless.....I have yet to find a sentence to finish this paragraph.

 

Everybody recruit people! Woaaaaaaaaaaaahahaah!  Oh, and good job to LT Cuthbert, he actually flew MP this week!!! So did I...infact it was against him, and I got a third win for the cr race.  HOWEVER, since LT Cuthbert has given such a good performance I will give him a point for the CR race anyway, it won't appear on his combat record but it counts for the comp.  So the score is:

 

COL Frodo March: 3, LT Cuthbert: 1

 

I guess its going to be pretty hard to beat me now :S

 

Oh, and go check out the web site at http://www.freewebs.com/pythonsquadron !!

 

Squadron Status

 

Prank the WC: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1501

Python CR Race: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1502

Python Recruitment Comp: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1503

 

Flyyyyyyyy!!

 

Squadron Activity

 

COL Frodo March..........Did Tacadelic stuff, Awarded LoC, Pretend activity, awarded IS-SR!

 

CM Wharfin De Grooz......Please contact me :)

 

LC Thom Zack..............Contact me Please :)

 

LT Kaiser Dux...............Please contact me :)

 

LCM Ginji.....................Webpage is up! :D

 

LT Cuthbert.................IRC activity! flew MP! :D :D :D

 

Squadron Roster

 

PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER: COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
NICKNAME: Phat Force 75
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: We can't be faded
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Blingers Extraordinaire
Motto: Laid back! With our minds on our money and our money on our minds!
1) COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
2) CM Wharfin De Grooz (mjacole@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) LC Thom Zack (EHZACK@aol.com)
2) LT Kaiser Dux (RSEARCEY1@YAHOO.COM)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Wrath of Phat Force
Motto: This is one force that you should fear
1) LCM Ginji (EspioXX@yahoo.com)
2) LT Cuthbert (dtripodi20@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FCHG And CR Stats

FCHG

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

CR

Officer 4th (30 points)

Trainee (1 point)

 

Squadron Orders

1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!

2. Irritate the Wing Commander

3. Participate at Comps

4. Do the activity you prefer ;)

5. Ommit to put the N in the WC's name.

The Things we did to Annoy the WC this week

Well, I did make my report a day late...I also stole his jelly bean pot and took all the red ones...Oh, and I didn't make his banner :P

Otherwise, I think I've become a re-occuring character in Echo reports...therefore I demand a pay raise! 

Quote of the Week

<SpamG0d> Go write me a report, F
<SpamG0d> :p
*** SpamG0d is now known as SpamBusy
<FrothyReport> I'm writing me a report first :P

The rules are...If I quote Bubba, I'm low on quotes :P

Random Thoughts

This week I'll extrapolate the necsessairy steps required to do a late report:

1. Firstly, you need an excuse, a few good ones are:

-The Ewoks are invading my base

-There's a problem with my PC's main power converter

-I'm sick! got it! I'm SICK!

-Errr..Internet busted...yeah! yeah thats it!

2. If he doesn't buy that, go on an alternate e-mail, a crappy e-mail, and e-mail your superiors and say that you're e-mail or PC has gone viral, and that you absolutely *Cannot* send a report!

3. Disapear for a few weeks! Come back later! Oh, and in those two weeks think of a real good excuse like...I went to degobah for Jedi Training!

4. Star in a movie about an old Cop TV show from the 70s...no..Wait...thats the "Snoop Dogg's way to Hollywood stardom"...Never mind 4!

5. Claim that you did send the report...but nobody got it, and send yesterdays news to everyone! Oh, and you can also blame it on the Evil router monster!!!

Closing Satements

Weeeeeeeeeeeehihihi! Hmm, I think Echo wants beef wit Phat Force...hmm...Shall we have a comp!? I dunno...is Airyu reading this? I still have yet to find out!

Everybody fly!!!

Good luck!

<salute>

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"Global warming is just another empty promise"

 

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