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Python Report # 4 (2004-10-01)

This report was submitted by COL Frodo March

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on October 1st 2004, report #4

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on October 1st 2004, report #4

 

Python Introduction Part

 

Good morning Phat Force 75! Its time for the 4th edition of the Python Squadron weekly report, which means I *should* have been commanding for a month...but no, its only been 3 weeks :P

 

I'm troubled, I must write an MSE this week end :S Arg, work. Anywho, thats what I'm here for, if you guys have any activity you want me to make sure the bo$$ hears about go ahead and shout.

 

Welcome aboard LT CUTHBERT!!! A very active pilot who's now a member of Phat Force 75! We're really happy to have Cuthbert with us since this pilots already gotten promoted to Lieutenant in a very short period of time! Congrats!

 

Otherwise our 3 comps are still running...you still have 9 dayz! Pleeeeeeaaaase doooo something! The standings for the CR race are still me, 2, everyone else, 0.

 

Our new banner is up...Its made in paint, but comes straight from my heart :P

 

Our COM is gone, some rDB ordeal...If anyone has any questions you can ask me right away before you jump to conclusions, thanks.

 

Will everyone from cell block C please move to cell block A for an MP competition.

 

Squadron Status

 

Prank the WC: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1501

Python CR Race: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1502

Python Recruitment Comp: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1503

 

Wee! Comps! Lets do some! (DO IT!!!)

 

Squadron Activity

 

COL Frodo March..........Did Tacadelic stuff, Pretend activity.

 

CM Wharfin De Grooz......Still working on our activeworlds thing.

 

LC Thom Zack..............A little bit of news from you would be nice :)

 

LT Kaiser Dux...............Nothing from you this week :(

 

LCM Ginji.....................Web page real real soon! Uploading trouble.

 

LT Cuthbert.................Passed IWATS CBX, IRC activity!

 

Squadron Roster

 

PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER: COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
NICKNAME: Phat Force 75
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: We can't be faded
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Blingers Extraordinaire
Motto: Laid back! With our minds on our money and our money on our minds!
1) COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
2) CM Wharfin De Grooz (mjacole@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) LC Thom Zack (EHZACK@aol.com)
2) LT Kaiser Dux (RSEARCEY1@YAHOO.COM)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Wrath of Phat Force
Motto: This is one force that you should fear
1) LCM Ginji (EspioXX@yahoo.com)
2) LT Cuthbert (dtripodi20@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FCHG And CR Stats

FCHG

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

CR

Officer 4th (30 points)

Trainee (1 point)

 

Squadron Orders

1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!

2. Irritate the Wing Commander

3. Participate at Comps

4. Do the activity you prefer ;)

5. Ommit to put the N in the WC's name.

 

The Things we did to Annoy the WC this week

I tried to make him feel bad with the quote of the week you will see below...as a result he probably just thought I lost it again.

It being my favorite Pear.

Quote of the Week

*** LCJustin has joined #isdvanguard
<LCJustin> hey
<LCJustin> Frodo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Frothy> JUSTI!!!!!!!!1
<Frothy> YOU RAGETTY WHITE WING COMMANDER OF MINE! >:)
*** Frothy sets mode: +o LCJustin
* Frothy dances with Justi
<Frothy> Where'v ya been?
<LCJustin> sleeping :P
<Frothy> figures
<LCJustin> Ive had a cold thingy for a few days and cant stay awake :P
<Frothy> bah
<LCJustin> lol
<LCJustin> hmmm. my admin menue says: 0 Justin wher eit should say LC Justin :P
<Frothy> I know
<Frothy> Mine says 0 Frodo March
<Frothy> When theres CLEARLY one of them.
<LCJustin> lol
<LCJustin> Qotw!
<Frothy> Bah, its shauty, hang around and wait for something truly incriminating :P
<LCJustin> like that? :P
<Frothy> well...sortof :P
*** AD_Sarin has quit IRC (Quit: sleep)
<LCJustin> lol
*** `Leek has joined #isdvanguard
*** SpamG0d has joined #isdvanguard
*** X sets mode: +o SpamG0d
* Frothy Bonks SpamG0d With the XvT Stick!
<Frothy> There he is Justi!
<Frothy> Now you tell him what you said
<Frothy> about how he's a horrible pilot
<Frothy> and likes the colour Purple!
* SpamG0d gasps
<Frothy> He did
* LCJustin wakes up
* SpamG0d gets out his pitchfork
<LCJustin> what happened?
<Frothy> He even said you admit to him that you thaught Hayden Christensen was a good actor
<Frothy> Don't deny it Justi, you know what you said.
<LCJustin> yes! you did!
<LCJustin> wait, that was u frodo, not him....
<Frothy> Don't try to turn it against me
<Frothy> You've been ruining Bubba's good name for the past week!
<Frothy> Like that thing you said about him probably using Oil of Olay
<Frothy> and Daily Facials
<SpamG0d> Oh...how'd you know? ¬_¬
<Frothy> He sneaks in your things at night
<LCJustin> now, thatis true. I mean... who wants pancakes?
<Frothy> and he also claims that you dislike Sunscreen, and Phat Force all together!
* SpamG0d lights arrows on fire
* Frothy roasts Marshmellows
<Frothy> The previous was part of Python's "Prank the WC comp" and was all false :P
<Frothy> Mwahahahahahahahhahaha!
<Frothy> Log to be added in the next Python report.
<LCJustin> meh, i expected better :P
<Frothy> Its only a preliminary
<LCJustin> ok, good. I was gettign worried that thatwas the best u had...
<LCJustin> lol
<Frothy> I have waaay more connections.
<Frothy> and an eazy bake oven.
<LCJustin> heh, my sister has one. Makes a pretty mean cookie :P
<Frothy> sadly, only one :P
<Frothy> how old is she?
<SpamG0d> rofl
<SpamG0d> :p
<Frothy> lol
<Frothy> Bubba likes em...rare :P
* `Leek chokes. He what!? :P
<LCJustin> 14. she had it when she was younger and made somehtign a year ago. it was pretty good
<Frothy> 14 eh...
<Frothy> Now if I'm...16...
<Frothy> and she's...14...
<Frothy> LEGAL IN CANADA! :D
<SpamG0d> lol
* LCJustin kicks frodo
* Frothy kids
<LCJustin> no, that will NOT be a Qotw :P
<`Leek> ... You're not 16 you fraud. :P
<Frothy> It will be in my report :P

Random Thoughts

CPT Damarcus resigned this week, and in honour of him I decided to do the following:

My MP Matches Vs Damarcus

1. First of all, the friendly guy asks for an MP match as usual the second he hops on IRC.  Being a good pilot, I decided: Sure, why not, so I said yes.

2. Now, MP is complicated in my case, firstly I have to do the very subtle and secret operation of stealing my sibling's Joystick...I skuttle down to the basement, steal it, search his CDs for XvT.  While I search I find out very interesting things, like "Mindy 555-1895".  While I wonder weither Mindy is truly a woman, I detatch the joystick and run upstairs.

3. I reach the other PC only to discover that I, the XvT champ, cannot install XvT...well, I could, but not BoP...I guess BoP is still mad at me for marrying XvT...

4. We decide to finally fly an XWA match instead...Python Being an XWA Squad that seemed apropriate.  I have to announce to him that I cannot host the match because an Evil Router monster came to my house and locked certain Ports.  You can see what this evil monster looks like by logging on to google and typing "GeorgeW" in the Image search...

5. I connect to his host for a 10 minute match.  We decide to Fly Z-95s...Meh...I agree because I expect to lose. But I didn't! We tied straight down the middle...20 to 20 I believe...or 19...whatever! Higher then 15, lower then 10003547.  We play an overtime match! and Froooothy wins!

6. Damarcus, being a very good pilot indeed knows that losing to Frothy isn't something to be happy about.  So we rematched! And flew with T/Fs this time.  Altho will all my experience with making battles with absolutely no goal but the players death in single Tie Fighters I actually had talent! And won again!

7. After losing twice, we kindly shake hands and I report the scores! It was reported that the COO choked on his pepsi and cheese curds when he saw that I actually won MP...

8. My secret weapon? Playing Ludacris - Whats your fantasy?.mp3 at the start of every match gives me a very big advantage! Waaatch out MP world!

**The previous is mostly fictional, like that road trip movie**

Closing Satements

Huzzah! Another report over and done with! I hope you all had a laugh since I'm not really sure if you guys like these.  Althought they do make Justi laugh...But making him laugh has become easy...

At any rate, go out and try to fly some MP this week! :D Beeaaat meee!!!!

Good luck!

<salute>

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