WSR#2|09/24/03
SUBMITTED BY CMDR/CM FOX MALLOY
-OPENING REMARKS, QUOTES, SILLY AND OTHERWISE NON-OFFICAL STUFF-
THIS WEEK’S QUOTE:
“Breakin’ rocks in the hot sun, I fought the law, and the law won.”
THE OPENING REMARKS, SILLY, AND OTHERWISE NON-OFFICAL SHTUFF:
It’s all business this week, lads. Enjoy the report.
-NEWS-
SQUADRON NEWS:
Well, everyone seems to have been busy lately. El Guapo is flying missions faster than I can BSF them, and Big Poppa seems to be coming up behind him. We’ve had a great week here. Almost everyone has received at least 2 medals, and our FCHG ratings are going up. Not bad performance at all, though the only thing that is lacing is our citations. This means a few of us need to get a copy of TIE, and become FCHG whores. However, still no word from LT’s Lan or Devalis. Therefore, a pending AWOL is in effect. This means that:
a)They get their sorry butt’s back online and report in this way we don’t loose pilots, and
b) you need to get out there and recruit. If you don’t, it could mean the death of a proud squadron.
One more thing, for IMP STORM V:
The ASF has captured a planet, taken an ATF scout, and also a TCBG scout. Good to know we’re still in the fight! In case we should come across an opposing fleet, I want you all to hit those Simulators. GET CRACKING!
-READY ROOM-
SQUADRON COMPS:
• Viper Pilot of the Week
Deadline: Weekly
URL: http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1517
Description: Each week, the pilot who has shown the most activity, with emphasis on flying, will be dubbed “Viper Pilot of the Week,” and will receive an IS-BW.
WING COMPS:
• Wing XIV Recruitment Competition
http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1390
• The Intrepid goes to the WoW
http://www.ehtiecorps.org/competitions/details.asp?ID=1434
• Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net
Description: Big old war-game with the entire TIE Corps involved
ASF COMPS:
• BGCOM's Legate
Deadline: Monthly.
Description: Titles for the top three pilots in the ASF each month. An IS-GW and the title of "BGCOM's Legate" for the winner.
• Week of War Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1403
Description: Iron Stars for ASF WoW winners! Hurray!
• Recruitment Incentive
Deadline: Monthly.
URL: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1461
Description: Recruit RSVists and help CTs train to help the ASF! Do it for the Flight! Do it for the Squadron! Do it for the Wing! Do it for the ship! Do it for the division! Do it for the club! Do it for your loved ones! Do it for the Emperor! Do it for the Fleet Commander! Do it for Vader! Whatever helps, really.
• Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net
Description: Big old war-game with the entire TIE Corps involved
FLEET COMPS:
• Imperial Storm V
Deadline: Goodness knows.
URL: http://waroffice.minos.net
Description: Big old war-game with the entire TIE Corps involved
• The XWA WoW is on! Go Fly, and Win one for the EH!
-ACTIVITY LOG-
SQUADRON ACTIVITY/ROSTER:
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Sting of Death
Motto: Your destiny is chosen when we arrive.
1) CM Fox Malloy-
• Flew XvT-TC#6
• Awarded ISM for August’s MSE
• Awarded IS-GW from Summer Patrol
• Did the usual CMDR stuff this week.
That includes typing up this report.
2) CPT Fallien Skull-
• Did not report in this week
• No activity. Let us know what’s up, ok Skully?
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II – TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Poison Providers
Motto: Time to run rebel scum!
1) CM Big Poppa K-
• Reported in
• Awarded PC for August’s MSE
• Awarded IS-GW for Summer Patrol
2) LT Luke Devalis-
• No contact, AWOL pending.
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III – TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Venom Flight
Motto: First to bite, last to die
1) LCM El Guapo-
• Reported in
• Flew XvT-TC#2,40, 42,55, 65, 68
• Flew XWA-TC#36
• Last week’s Pilot of the Week. Congrats!
• Awarded IS-BW for Pilot of the Week.
• Awarded ISM for August’s MSE
• Flew XWA-IW#1
• Awarded IS-GW for Summer Patrol
2) LT Lan-
• No contact, AWOL Pending.
3) TBA
4) TBA
-COMMANDER’S OFFICE-
I couldn’t be happier with activity this week. This show’s me you guys have a great amount of drive. I hope to see more next week. And, MSE’s are due soon. It’ be wise to get some activity in, because even though you may not have preformed well throughout the month, you can have something for your troubles.
Two more points:
1. I will be coming up with a new squadron banner comp. I just need to think up the details
2. Also, I may be having a comp shortly for a new squadron site, as I’m like a vampire in the street on a sunny day when it comes to making sites. I’ll keep you all posted.
Skully, you foo’! You best be getting’ round to reporting yo bitch’ azz in and recognize ‘fore it gets rough up in hurr, forizzle. Please believe me. :P Seriously though, report in. We’d like to know how things are and weather or not you have one foot in the grave.
That’s all for this week.
-ACTIVITY SUMMARY-
-PILOT OF THE WEEK-
On hold this week, as we all got a little somethin’-somethin’ as far as medals go.
TRANSFERS IN TRANSFERS OUT
FCHG RATINGS SIERRA HOTEL (Combat Ratings)
Paladin [PLDN] (300 points)
• [399] CM Big Poppa K
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
• [309] LCM El Guapo
• [282] CPT Fallien Skull
Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)
• [127] CM Fox Malloy
Officer 4th (30 points)
• [36] CM Fox Malloy
Trainee (1 point)
• [3] CM Big Poppa K
• [1] CPT Fallien Skull
PROMOTIONS AWARDS
CMDR/CM Fox Malloy:
• ISM
• IS-GW
FL/CM Big Poppa K:
• PC
• IS-GW
FL/LCM El Guapo:
• IS-BW
• ISM
• IS-GW
IWATS
Hmm, I think we’re just a bunch of sods! Lying about and flying all the damn time! Don’t you value education? The TC doesn’t want stupid officers! HIT THOSE BOOKS! :P
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