Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on
September 17th 2004, this day of my daughter's wedding..., report #2
Python Introduction Part
Now hear this! Its time for Python's second report from
Colournel Frodo March! A magical week indeed it was, as long as you forget
about the wilderbeast attacks...
I smell burnt toast....
This week COL BubbaX accidently joined Python Squadron, we were
all very surprised...WE WERE SURPRISED! >:P He will be the Squadron XO,
since, he has that experience thing...Don't worry, I won't let him near the
children. We are currently suspecting him of bringing the wilderbeast on
Board.
Other then that, we now have comps! They are all listed in
detail in the "Squadron Status" Nah, I lied, I only put links and
titles :P We have 3, one of which having to do with Multiplayer...I think
Bubba might win since he got all those FW LoCs...
Everybody forgot my birthday...except that Cloud.
I have received a prank thing about Justi...Mwahahahah! Gooo
Ginji! Also, LT Kaiser Dux got promoted a few hours after the last report
and has been pumping out Iwats ever since and flown 2 missions...He deserves
Special mention, hence, why I am mentioning him specialy. Praise him! And
don't stop now Kaiser! >:D
Webpage coming soon, MB is now: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88
Also, our Squadron Nickname is 'Phat Force 75' and the Motto is
'We can't be faded' I will prolly make a theme song about it someday...well,
only lyrics, we have enough white rap already.
Oh, and will the Flight II FL please stand up and give me a Nick
and Motto for his Flight? ;) And anybody can think one up for Flight I.
Phaaaaaaaaaat Fooooooooorce!
Squadron Status
Prank the WC: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1501
Python CR Race: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1502
Python Recruitment Comp: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1503
Get to those 3! Recruitment and CR especially...And if you have
freetime you can find a maliscious deed...Anything really! Even a fiction about
us locking up Justi's gold encrusted N in a closet....Yes..Mwahahahah!
Squadron Activity
COL Frodo March..........TAC work! Pretend activity.
CM Wharfin De Grooz......Talked to me, put forth an interesting
Idea.
LC Thom Zack..............Please contact moi ;)
LT Kaiser Dux...............Flew XWA Free 40 and 25, Passed
Iwats: AIM WPN TACS HIST CBX
LCM Ginji.....................Still making webpage, awarded
IS-BR and BS!!
COL BubbaX.................Joined Python, Got 24 LoCs
Squadron Roster
PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV :
Interdiction
COMMANDER: COL Frodo March
(fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
NICKNAME: Phat Force 75
BANNER: python.jpg
MOTTO: We
can't be faded
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88
FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Coil
Motto: Once inside the Coil, our enemies will see nothing more
1) COL Frodo March
(fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
2) CM Wharfin De Grooz
(mjacole@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1) LC Thom Zack
(EHZACK@aol.com)
2) LT Kaiser Dux
(RSEARCEY1@YAHOO.COM)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Wrath of Phat Force
Motto: This is one force that you should fear
1) LCM Ginji
(EspioXX@yahoo.com)
2) COL BubbaX
(AnimeJWC@earthlink.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA
FCHG And CR Stats
FCHG
Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)
- [2119] COL
Frodo March
Legionnaire [LGNR] (500 points)
- [569] COL
BubbaX
Knight [KNGT] (250 points)
- [269] LC
Thom Zack
Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)
- [103] CM
Wharfin De Grooz
CR
Officer 3rd (40 points)
- [48] COL
BubbaX
Officer 4th (30 points)
- [35] COL
Frodo March
Trainee (1 point)
Squadron Orders
1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance
Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!
2. Irritate the Wing Commander
3. Participate at Comps
4. Do the activity you prefer ;)
5. Ommit to put the N in the
WC's name.
The Things we did
to Annoy the WC this week
I started a comp about it, Ginji
started participating. I'd like it if somebody could make the Squadron a
banner...Preferably a Snake Wearing a huge Bling Bling that is an
N...Yes...Mwahahah! That would do it. NOW BUILD ME A BANNER AND GET AN
ISM!! >:/ Or else I'll make one, and it'll be less pretty :P
Quote of the Week
"<Miack> is PHAT FORCE..
kinda like rainbow six?
<Miack> only more pimped up :P
<FrothyReport> hmmm...
<FrothyReport> well, defenetly pimped up"
Random Thoughts
Have you ever noticed a bus you
weren't about to take? Other then at a Bus station of course...
Will chimpanzees evolve until they
become human?
I like how my reports on the database
change the links to the same blue :P
Is it a coincidence that my 1st ever
Python Squadron report was the 69th on the databse in Python history? Of course
not! Its because I'm a Pimp.
Closing Satements
There goes #2! I must say that we're
all in contact save one, which is excellent. Our webpage should be done
this week end, so says the man in charge of Flight trois...(3).
However, I NEED A BANNER! >:P
Please please please please don't make me have to make the banner :P
Otherwise, try to get an XWA MP Match
in!
I'm happy with our first week of
existance!
Good luck!
<salute>
CMDR-TCC:XvT-PROF/COL Frodo March/Python/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
GS/SSx6/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx7/MoI/MoT-30rh-3bh/IS-4BW-5BR-1SW-2SR-1GW-1GR/LoC-CSx6/DFC-Rx1/CoSx5/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV-3E
[TMPR] {IWATS-HIST-IBX-IIC/1-M/1/2-MP-SM/2/3-TACS-TM/1-TT-WM-WPN-XTM/1/2-XTT}
"Ultimate Mission Creation Warrior"
"Global warming is just another
empty promise"