Python Report # 2 (2004-09-17)

This report was submitted by COL Frodo March


Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on September 17th 2004, this day of my daughter's wedding

Colournel Frodo March representin' for Python Squadron on September 17th 2004, this day of my daughter's wedding..., report #2

 

Python Introduction Part

 

Now hear this! Its time for Python's second report from Colournel Frodo March! A magical week indeed it was, as long as you forget about the wilderbeast attacks...

 

I smell burnt toast....

 

This week COL BubbaX accidently joined Python Squadron, we were all very surprised...WE WERE SURPRISED! >:P He will be the Squadron XO, since, he has that experience thing...Don't worry, I won't let him near the children.  We are currently suspecting him of bringing the wilderbeast on Board.

 

Other then that, we now have comps! They are all listed in detail in the "Squadron Status" Nah, I lied, I only put links and titles :P  We have 3, one of which having to do with Multiplayer...I think Bubba might win since he got all those FW LoCs...

 

Everybody forgot my birthday...except that Cloud.

 

I have received a prank thing about Justi...Mwahahahah! Gooo Ginji!  Also, LT Kaiser Dux got promoted a few hours after the last report and has been pumping out Iwats ever since and flown 2 missions...He deserves Special mention, hence, why I am mentioning him specialy.  Praise him! And don't stop now  Kaiser! >:D

 

Webpage coming soon, MB is now: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88

 

Also, our Squadron Nickname is 'Phat Force 75' and the Motto is 'We can't be faded' I will prolly make a theme song about it someday...well, only lyrics, we have enough white rap already.

 

Oh, and will the Flight II FL please stand up and give me a Nick and Motto for his Flight? ;)  And anybody can think one up for Flight I.

 

Phaaaaaaaaaat Fooooooooorce!

 

Squadron Status

 

Prank the WC: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1501

Python CR Race: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1502

Python Recruitment Comp: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1503

 

Get to those 3! Recruitment and CR especially...And if you have freetime you can find a maliscious deed...Anything really! Even a fiction about us locking up Justi's gold encrusted N in a closet....Yes..Mwahahahah!

 

Squadron Activity

 

COL Frodo March..........TAC work! Pretend activity.

 

CM Wharfin De Grooz......Talked to me, put forth an interesting Idea.

 

LC Thom Zack..............Please contact moi ;)

 

LT Kaiser Dux...............Flew XWA Free 40 and 25, Passed Iwats: AIM WPN TACS HIST CBX

 

LCM Ginji.....................Still making webpage, awarded IS-BR and BS!!

 

COL BubbaX.................Joined Python, Got 24 LoCs

 

 

Squadron Roster

 

PYTHON SQUADRON OF WING XV : Interdiction
COMMANDER:
COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
NICKNAME: Phat Force 75
BANNER:
python.jpg
MOTTO: We can't be faded
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=88

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Coil
Motto: Once inside the Coil, our enemies will see nothing more
1)
COL Frodo March (fcjt914@yahoo.ca)
2)
CM Wharfin De Grooz (mjacole@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

 

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Python's Fangs
Motto: Our bite will kill anything
1)
LC Thom Zack (EHZACK@aol.com)
2)
LT Kaiser Dux (RSEARCEY1@YAHOO.COM)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: Wrath of Phat Force
Motto: This is one force that you should fear
1)
LCM Ginji (EspioXX@yahoo.com)
2)
COL BubbaX (AnimeJWC@earthlink.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA

 

FCHG And CR Stats

FCHG

Templar [TMPR] (2000 points)

Legionnaire [LGNR] (500 points)

Knight [KNGT] (250 points)

Dragoon [DRAG] (100 points)

CR

Officer 3rd (40 points)

Officer 4th (30 points)

Trainee (1 point)

 

Squadron Orders

1. FLY XWA MP! X-Wing Alliance Multiplayer in #ehcoc or WoW/Zone!!!!!

2. Irritate the Wing Commander

3. Participate at Comps

4. Do the activity you prefer ;)

5. Ommit to put the N in the WC's name.

 

The Things we did to Annoy the WC this week

I started a comp about it, Ginji started participating. I'd like it if somebody could make the Squadron a banner...Preferably a Snake Wearing a huge Bling Bling that is an N...Yes...Mwahahah! That would do it.  NOW BUILD ME A BANNER AND GET AN ISM!! >:/ Or else I'll make one, and it'll be less pretty :P

 

Quote of the Week

"<Miack> is PHAT FORCE.. kinda like rainbow six?
<Miack> only more pimped up :P
<FrothyReport> hmmm...
<FrothyReport> well, defenetly pimped up"

 

Random Thoughts

Have you ever noticed a bus you weren't about to take? Other then at a Bus station of course...

Will chimpanzees evolve until they become human?

I like how my reports on the database change the links to the same blue :P

Is it a coincidence that my 1st ever Python Squadron report was the 69th on the databse in Python history? Of course not! Its because I'm a Pimp.

 

Closing Satements

There goes #2! I must say that we're all in contact save one, which is excellent.  Our webpage should be done this week end, so says the man in charge of Flight trois...(3). 

However, I NEED A BANNER! >:P Please please please please don't make me have to make the banner :P

Otherwise, try to get an XWA MP Match in!

I'm happy with our first week of existance!

Good luck!

<salute>

CMDR-TCC:XvT-PROF/COL Frodo March/Python/Wing XV/ISD Vanguard
GS/SSx6/BSx2/PCx8/ISMx7/MoI/MoT-30rh-3bh/IS-4BW-5BR-1SW-2SR-1GW-1GR/LoC-CSx6/DFC-Rx1/CoSx5/CoL/CoB/LoAx2/OV-3E [TMPR] {IWATS-HIST-IBX-IIC/1-M/1/2-MP-SM/2/3-TACS-TM/1-TT-WM-WPN-XTM/1/2-XTT}

"Ultimate Mission Creation Warrior"

"Global warming is just another empty promise"

 


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