~Tempest Squadron Weekly Report #2 - 13th of September 2004~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Ahhh report time...well actually its already monday and im late, but i swear its not my fault...***~CMDR's Rant~***
It's those evil Simpsons, i bought their game you see and its soooooo addictive.
Its so much fun being Homer and driving through Springfield, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ahem, anyway, my bad, ill be good next week, swear.
Onto buisness.
***~Squadron News~***
*AWOL Check*Appears most of u missed this bit in the last report since only CM Bonini emailed me.
So let me make sure u dont miss it this time :P
All Tempest pilots are too email me, stating if they are active or not.
I also want to know if you can fly and if so, what platforms.
Now do it before reading any further! That's an order :P
*Squadron XO Announced*
Its with great pride i announce the promotion of CM Daniel Bonini to Tempest Executive Officer.
Basically it means when im too hungover to fly, he takes over, oh and he has to buy the squad a round.
Congrats Mate :P
*Wing X Wing Commander Open for Applications*
Standard requirements.
Email Mell if you have any questions, app's go to both Stuart and Mell.
*Tempest Website*
Coming Soon.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Every week i want you to do one of the following:
*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tempest is in desperate need of pilots, get out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers, dogs, i don't care, lets just get some people in here.
I am offering a ISM per recruit (Cadet and RSV's alike) and a PC per 5 recruits, so theres a chance for you to get lots of medals and to help not only the squad but also the wing.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Email ME!!!!~RECRUIT!!!!!!
~Fly a FREE mission
~Take an IWATS test
***~Wing/BG News~***
~WC open, apply to Mell & Stuart~Mell on leave from 19th
~ECR starting in Oct
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
GN Master9/11 Flew TIE-TC #220
9/11 Corrected three XWA FREE Missions
9/12 Bought Simpson's game and disappeared from sight...
COL Sephiroth
9/? Idled on IRC
CPT Rover
9/? Was found stuffed in a storage closet on C-Deck
CM Daniel Bonini
9/11 Had a drinking contest with Master in the cantina
LCM Prost Varsis
9/? Ravaged, Raped, Pillaged & annoyed several personal throughout the ship & IRC
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep StrikeCOMMANDER: GN Master
NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
BANNER: tempest.jpg
MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
HOMEPAGE: http://tempestsquadron.isdchallenge.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=69
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Cupid's Arrows
Motto: "Mortuus ex Vento" -- "Death from the Wind"
1) GN Master
2) COL Sephiroth
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: "Katayoku no Tenshi" - The One Winged Angels
Motto: We are the Plague of the Galaxy!
1) CPT Rover
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Imperial Monsoon
Motto: "We'll blow you off your feet."
1) CM Daniel Bonini
2) TBA
3) LCM Prost Varsis
4) TBA
Citations:0
FCHG Average: 445.8
Combat Rating Average: 19
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Daniel, congrats on XO again mate.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Wing X - We need a daddy...
***~Quote of the Week~***
Dear Sir or Madam:I am applying for Wing X WC. I believe I am the best person for this
person because I am better than everyone else. I am even better than
you, but since your job isn't open, I can't apply for it. I can only slander
you and hope that someone removes your sorry-ass sometime soon (heheh).
But, that's going off topic. WC should be mine because I'm applying for
it. I am the best. Give the job to me.
Sincerely,
CM Nutters
***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.fanfiction.net
Cant go wrong with this site.
***~Final Comments~***
And so ends my 2th report, expect a few emails from me in a few days regrading a few new comps starting. Email if you need anything.http://www.fanfiction.net
Cant go wrong with this site.
***~Final Comments~***
Take care and don't forget to fly!!!
General Master
ISD Challenge - Tempest Squadron Commander
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
IWATS - Rebellion Tactics & XWA Mission Creation Professor
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