August 28, 2004
NEWS
-Squad patch still in the works
-Just another "friendly" reminder to include the mission type and number when sending CM. Conker a .plt.....also LABEL the .plt with the battle type and nimber...i cannot strees how frustrating it is to have a tie battle 1 and an xwa battle 1 and not be able to tell which it which
-Squad vs Squad Comp Imminent....stay tuned.
-Argon viper got the ever loving ___ kicked out of him for the linolem with 10 layers of wax prank on conker. Argon couldnt be reacked for comment as he was busy geting an ___ transplant due to the sevear kicking it receved.
Transfers
none
Promos
Wouldnt you like to know =P
Medals
none
IWATS
Comeon...gimme something to put here =P
CM Conker
Cmdr Stuff
CPT Viper
AIM, Counterpranking
LT Firzam Coldsteel
Flew
CPT Death Angel
AIM
LT J'lek Arcanos
AIM
LT Hunter
Flew
LTSerin Jansj
AIM, IRC Working on new beta web page
CM Max
AIM, IRC
Comps
Assignment and Survivors posted at EH forum
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewtopic.php?t=3039&start=45
From Mike:
Survivor: Hutt Guano Binn
That's right, I'm taking a cue from the popularity of Reality TV and
starting one of my own. Thw wing will be divided into three equal teams.
Each week there will be a new activity to do, each having their own goal.
FOr instance, one week might be to play a mission for the best overall
laserless score in the wing, as a group. THe group that comes in last
will have to vote to drop a player. THis will continue, and I will
combine groups as needed until I get down to a select few, which I will
then turn up the heat on. At the end, one person will be voted the
winner, and the survivor of the HGBs. And there's one twist to the game.
You can earn bonus points for your team by writing about what goes on
during the week inside your camp. THe action, the survival, the intrigue
of living in the HGB with your group. I think this could be a really fun
competition to run, but I'll need your help in promoting it. Also, after
this is done, towards Christmas, I'll be running a round-robin competition
to find the greatest squad. I know that several of you have been
wondering which squad really is the best. This will give you the answer.
Weekly activity recomendation
Fly For the TC Patrol
Orders
-FLY! and do the weekly activity
-Get on AIM as conkers starting to hold squad meetings
-Take some IWATS courses
-Make sure Conker knows your Alive, email him, aim, irc, slide a note under his door, or anything else to lt him know your alive <--TOP PRIORITY!
-Recruit
-If You Arent Already, get on the message boards
-If youve got XWA, and the time....contact Conker on AIM or IRC for an MP thrashing agenst hois T/D or his YT-2000
Roster
BETA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
NICKNAME: Sovereign's Cavaliers
BANNER: beta.jpg
MOTTO: Honor, Courage, Death and Glory.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.minos.net/~sirik/beta/home.htm
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Death's Messengers
Motto: There is no fate, but what we make.
1) CM Conker Blackwood (Conker666@comcast.net)
2) CPT Viper (FWCJR@hotmail.com)
3) CM Max (Veers13@aol.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Stalkers
Motto: Failure is not an option
1) LT J'Lek Arcanos (jlek_arcanos@yahoo.com)
2) LT Hunter (julianajhunt@Hotmail.com)
3) LT Serin Jansj (yeoldeparapet@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Pathfinders
Motto: Last thing you'll hear is the sound of our TIEs
1) LT Firzam Coldsteel (lothar_mcknight@lycos.com)
2) CPT Death Angel (Nykyos4@hotmail.com)
3) LT Miles Teg (nathan@usscelt.org)
4) TBA
And Now...The Joke Of The Week!!
A huge burly guy walked into a bar. As he passed a meek little man sitting at the bar, he hit him on the neck and knocked him to the floor. The big guy said, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little man eventually climbed back up on his barstool. Soon, the big guy headed for the bathroom and, as he passed the little man, he hit him on the other side of the neck and knocked him to the floor again. The big guy said, "That was a judo chop from Japan." The little guy had had enough. He left, but returned a few minutes later, walked behind the big burly guy, conked him on the head and knocked him to the floor. The little guy said to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from my car!"
CMDR/CM Conker Blackwood/Beta/Wing I/SSSD Sovereign
PC/ISM/IS-1BR-1SR/CoL/CoB/OV-2E [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-M/1-SM/3}