~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #57~ - 1st of
April 2003~
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Yuck, i really hate my ISP, they screw me viewing websites, then they
screw up my email, then they tell me its my fault! God i hate
them.***~CMDR's Rant~***
*** ~Squadron News~***
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*Im suspending it for the moment. Due to lack of Interest, plus its not fun when i win IS-BW after IS-BW.
*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tornado is in desperate need of pilots, get out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers, dogs, i dont care, lets just get some people in here.
I've got word of two people coming in, but thats not enough, get out there.
*TIE Golf*
The objective is to get the Lowest score possible without ingame cheats,
Current mission is FREE-TIE 130.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Tornado Webpage*
http://tornado.squadron.org/
*Roster Changes*
Miack has been promoted to FL3, due to his hard work behind the scenes, good job Miack.
*Cantina Destroyed*
During the last 48 hrs, the Challenge Cantina was destroyed in an act of violence.
The only officer who could be reached for comment was LC Master whom had the following to say.
"Its a terrible loss to everyone on the Challenge whom drank at the cantina, but at least now they can all learn what its like not to fly drunk, and learn to live without the booze. On a totally un-related note, any partying sounds from the Tornado barracks are nothing but figments of your imaginations".
There you have it, the reported cause of the devastation was from drugged Ewoks that somehow got on board, Challenge Security is looking into it and we will keep u updated.
This is Mark Sworder, Challenge Network News.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly the Wing Comp TIE Golf (Any info needed ask me or the WC)~
*PRIORITY*~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
Curtis and Mai were both HCI'd, go to the HCI page to see their
results.***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master3/? Flew XWA-FREE Battle #97 - The Maze
3/? Flew XWA-FREE Battle #98 - Operation Divide and Conquer: Part 1
3/? Wrote Fiction
3/? Mission Creation
3/? Marked IWATS tests
LT Ivan Steiner
*Pokes* Activity please
LT Miackus
3/30 Flew TIE-FREE #208 - Talons' First Patrol (1,412)
4/1 Flew TIE-FREE #130 - Chaos in Phare
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://tornado.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LT Miackus (Jonothon@nihill666.freeserve.co.uk)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 0
FCHG Average: 476
Combat Rating Average: 16
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to
the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the
CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's
winner is:Me, cause i can :P
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
The bar droids in the Cantina, you shouldnt get in the way of those drugged Ewoks.
***~Quote of the Week~***
<Miack> Gah someone just mailed me trying to sell me a
wife...~Can i have the email addy Miack? :P
***~Site of the Week~***
http://tornado.squadron.org/Go Now!
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
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