~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #54~ - 25th of
February 2003~
Disclaimer:This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.
***~CMDR's Rant~***
Why is it, that if looks don't count then why do many of us including
myself spend countless hours at the gym each week, trying to make
ourselves bigger and better looking and effectively wearing ourselves
out.I'm blaming women! Your standards are too high!!!!
*** ~Squadron News~***
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*Second Round is over....
Scores are as follows.
Master - 132,173
Sint - 0
Ramos - 0
Zlachmyr - 132,183
Ivan Steiner - 0
Cyrus - 0
Zlachmyr narrowly gains the IS-BW so congrats to him, over all scores are as follows.
Master - 152,814
Zlachmyr - 132,183
All others - Zero.
See its still a close one, you still have the ability to win one more round and the final IS-BW for the month.
Then Next month we start again.
The next Free Mission is, TIE-FREE Battle #162 - The Trophy
( http://www.emperorshammer.net/battles/battle.asp?record=563 )
Due date is Sunday Night/Monday Morning 12am EST Next week.
If you want a chance at all, i suggest u fly in this one, this is the last round of the month.
So next week not only will the round IS-BW be awarded, but a overall score one as well.
*Recruitment - A Necessity*
The second of our comps, all rules and such were in that other email, ill just recap, the person who recruits the most before the second of March will win a IS-BR.
No one's recruited anyone yet, though I'm trying.
*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBAStart Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
On Hold, until you guys are a fighting force.
Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
Cyrus did both his last week which i forgot to mention, my bad.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
I'm starting to clamp down on this.
*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
Work continues, Id like an update please Ivan.
*Citations*
I'll start fixing up the citation spreadsheet, ill tell u when its updated.
***~Squadron Orders~***
~Fly TIE-FREE Battle #162 - The Trophy~ *PRIORITY*~Fly the Wing COmp TIE Golf (Any info needed ask me or the WC~ *PRIORITY*
~Fly TIE-FREE #119 for Mairin's Protector Comp~
~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
***~Wing/BG News~***
*COM's Protector Competition*From Mai's Desk:
It's a fairly straight forward competition, using TIE Free 119 (one of my favorites!); highest weighted average wins the title COM's Protector for the next month, highest individual score wins an IS-SW and second highest wins an IS-BW. I think my top score on this mission was 80k-ish, so if you beat that you also get to claim you outflew the COM. :P
Small addition to this... I'm going to let whoever bests my top score on F-TIE 119 by the most to decide on my CallSign for the next month, so fly your socks off. :P
*TIE Golf*
The objective is to get the Lowest score possible without in-game cheats, I'm unsure what the next mission is for it, but I'm sure Sephiroth will send the email soon enough.
***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asphttp://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master2/22 Flew TIE-FREE #195 - System Patrol for TIE Golf (Score with-held)
2/22 Flew TIE-FREE #209 - Historic Mission #1367 (132,173)
2/22 Awarded IS-BW for last weeks Round of Tornado Squadron Comp
2/24 Submitted Battlegroups Comp idea to BGCOM
2/? Recruitment
2/? Wrote Fiction
2/? TAC Office work
2/? Marked IWATS tests
LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing
COL Ramos Kanzco
2/? IRC Presence
*Still not enough Ramos*
CM Zlachmyr
2/22 Flew TIE-FREE #209 - Historic Mission #1367 (132,183)
2/24 Awarded IS-BW for this weeks round of the Tornado Squadron comp.
LT Ivan Steiner
2/? Working on remake of Tornado Website to fulfill new TIE Corps Webpage regulations
LCM Cyrus
2/? IRC Presence
*Not enough Mr SOA*
Comments: Pick it up guys, we need to be active.
Total FCHG Points: 3
Total IWATS: 0
Total Medals Awarded: 2 (2x IS-BW's)
*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : StrikeCOMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) CM Zlachmyr (infernal_vortex@cox.net)
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) LCM Cyrus (uber_mark@hotmail.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 13
FCHG Average: 246
Combat Rating Average: 14
***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:Zlachmyr, for winning this round of the Tornado Comp.
***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Everyone why has yet to fly in one round, SHAME ON YOU ALL!
***~Quote of the Week~***
None of you guys have been funny, or i haven't seen anything that is worth putting down, if you do see anything send it to me.***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.yahoo.comDo u yahoo?
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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