Odin Weekly Squadron Report - CM Pickled Yoda
29th of March 2003
Shai - If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!
This week marked the last days of CM Shai in Odin Squadron, at least for a little while. He went to the reserves, owing to Real Life issues. He was a fine Flight Leader, officer and friend. I wish him all the best. Please raise a glass of FeRReT's Ooze to Shai in the cantina.
NEWS
Promotions / Medals None
Total Pilot Files 8
Competitions - Weekly Grey Wolf Comps! Get any fiction, graphics etc to Khadgar!
Transfers
- CM Shai to RSVs
ACTIVITY
ODIN Commander
CM Yoda
- Flew XvT TC 1, 5, 9, 11, 15
- LoC for beating Kelh (on its way)
- MB, IRC, MSN contact
Notes - Mission Creation Wars are taking my focus, but unless the TAC thinks more of my skills than I do (and Choosh's as well), I should be back to duty soon.
ODIN 1 - 2
CM Kael
- MSN, IRC, MB
ODIN 1 - 3
LCM StarJammer
- XvTTC 27, 29, 31
- TAC office stuff
- working on new additions to the website.
Notes - Provided me with my first BSF! Thank you!
ODIN 2 - 3
LT Porshakka
Was away all week
Notes - Back from school camp and ready to get active!
ODIN 3 - 2
MAJ Kelh
- Flying XWACAB4
- MSN, IRC, "MB Mayhem"
- Two MP matches, two losses (vs Yoda and Joey)
Notes - Claims abduction by Rebels thinking he was still CMDR as a reason for low activity. Maybe they will come and get me next time!
FIVE Members
Commander's Office
Yoda sat in fron of a data terminal. He pressed the "submit" button. Suddenly the screen froze. Then some text came put, flashing
+++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR+++
Yoda's report was gone, deleted by the database. He swore, sighed, and started again.
This section would be more insightful, but the Database stuffed up my original report, and I cant remember what I said. It was a good week for Odin! But we need to recruit!
New flight names - Final Days for names - post on the message board, or we will get names that JoeyC thought up!
Flight 3 FL. recruiting incentive?
Do we want some squadron competitions? mail ideas to me....I have some ideas myself...especially about citations
I want every one to report in on thursday (your time)
RULES OF ODIN
1. NEVER CONTRADICT
Yoda is always right. It is not your job to say "No CMDR, that was a friedly ship.
2. NEVER COMPLAIN
An Odiner would never say, "But that's on the other side of the galaxy!"
3. NEVER MAKE PERSONAL REMARKS
No Odiner would ever dream of saying something like "Have you ever considered getting enlargement therapy sir?"
4. NEVER ASK QUESTIONS
This doesn't mean, "Can I get you a glass of FeRReT's Ooze sir?", it refers to a question like "What do you need a hundred virgins for?"
Remember my rules and ph33r!
Squadron Goal No. 1 – 6 Pilots!
Squadron Goal No. 2- 50 citations!
Citations – None due to 5 members
Flying Assignments
The flying assignments are temporarily on hold, since we are down to 5 working TIEs. The mechanics are working on some solutions.
Squadron [FCHG] and (CR) Standings
[1051] CM Pickled Yoda (22)
[548] MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk (13)
[293] LCM StarJammer
[67] CM Kael Malahk
[23] LT Porshakka
CMDR/CM Pickled Yoda/Odin/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
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