Hey Squadron Report for March 25th through 30th, 2003.

Hey Hey! Since LC Josh is under the weather, I have the honor of doing this week's Hey squadron report. Here goes nothing.

SQUADRON NEWS
-------------

LC Josh is sick so I'm covering the squadron report for him.

I believe that this month's Top Ace competition is due today (March 31st). The mission is XWA-TC #2.

Other than that, I can't think of any new news.

WING NEWS
---------

I believe that Ash is still waiting for evals. Send 'em ASAP.

For more news, read Ash's Wing Report.

FLEET NEWS
----------


Thursday March 27

Give Lucasarts some EH-like feedback! ;)

Lucasarts is having a customer's poll at http://www.surveyhost.com/custsurv-LOL/lucas-27_1.htm, which is your chance to bug them for the type of game you like best (TIE Fighter type games, duh;))

Thanks to LC Shadd for finding the poll for us.:)

Friday March 28

New battles and free missions
Medium package just released :)

XvT-TC #63
XvT-FREE #139,140
XWA-FREE #97,98

Subjugator COM Retires
Unfortunately, due to increasing RL contraints, Rear Admiral Chamberlain has retired as Commodore of the ISD Subjugator in the ATF. The Flight Office thanks him for his work as COM all these past months.

For the time being applications are NOT being accepted - do not send them.

Flight Office Assistant Required
Following Kalar's promotion to RelCOM, I'm once again in search of a Flight Office Assistant. The duties of the FOA will include:

Moderating the TIE Corps Message board and Training Board
Keeping track of weekly reports and TIE Corps homepages
And anything else I can think of
Potential applicants should be able to meet the following requirements:

Membership in the TIE Corps for no less than three months
The rank of Lieutenant Commander or above
A good working knowledge of all TIE Corps protocols, the Articles of War and Codes of Conduct
A regular presence on the message boards and prompt email turnover
Command experience is not a requirement, and I'm especially keen on appointing someone with no other commitments to leech away FOAing time (other than their regular TC position). Applications should be sent to Spellfire@btinternet.com with the subject "Make me FOA!" by next Friday at the latest. If you wish, you may include the name of one superior to act as a referee. The new FOA will then be decided by the TC meeting on Sunday.


There are currently three (3) CO positions open for applications. They are:

Communications Officer
Chief Game Master
Grand Moff

Sunday March 30

There are currently three (3) vacancies in the Training Office, all posts as a Professor. There are many lucrative benefits to serving as a the Professor of a Course, but any potential applicants should be aware of the responsibilities that accompany the position, these include (but are not limited to):

Keeping accurate Graduate Counts (total and per month).

Maintaining/updating the Course Notes.

Grading Course Tests promptly.

JavaScript (JS) Professor Open for Applications

Following the resignation of Commander Alex Foley from the position of JS Professor, the position is now open for applications. The requirements are:

An active member of the Emperor’s Hammer.
Holding at least the rank of Lieutenant (or equivalent).
Extensive knowledge of JavaScript.
Be willing to grade exam submissions within 24 hours.
Applications should be sent to me (to@emperorshammer.org) with the subject “JS Prof Application”. Due to the nature of the position, there is no closing date for applications; they will remain open until such time as a relevantly competent individual is found.

Flash (FLA) Professor Open for Applications

Following the resignation of Commander Alex Foley from the position of FLA Professor, the position is now open for applications. The requirements are:

An active member of the Emperor’s Hammer.
Holding at least the rank of Lieutenant (or equivalent).
Extensive knowledge of the design and implementation of Flash animations and (preferably) the latest version of Macromedia Flash (MX).
Be willing to grade exam submissions within 24 hours.
Applications should be sent to me (to@emperorshammer.org) with the subject “FLA Prof Application”. Due to the nature of the position, there is no closing date for applications; they will remain open until such time as a relevantly competent individual is found.

Eggdrop (BOT) Professor Open for Applications

Following the resignation of Vice Admiral Sarin from the position of AIM Professor, the position is now open for applications. The requirements are:

An active member of the Emperor’s Hammer.
Holding at least the rank of Lieutenant (or equivalent).
Extensive knowledge of the creation and management of Eggdrop bots.
Be willing to grade exam submissions within 24 hours.
[Optional –Desired] Currently hosting an Eggdrop bot.
Applications should be sent to me (to@emperorshammer.org) with the subject “BOT Prof Application”. Due to the nature of the position, there is no closing date for applications; they will remain open until such time as a relevantly competent individual is found.

SQUADRON ACTIVITY
-----------------

I'll assume everyone emailed Josh at some point this week. If I forgot anything, I apologize in advance.

LC Josh Popelka: CMDR Stuff
E-mail activity
Sick, drinking lots of liquids

LT Doctor Evil: E-mail activity

CM Dan Jenkins: Wrote this report
E-mail activity

CM Maw'la: E-mail activity

LT Derek Klivian: E-mail activity

SL Mirax Klivian: E-mail activity

SQUADRON ROSTER
---------------

HEY SQUADRON OF WING III : Interdiction
COMMANDER: LC Josh Popelka (ehj_popelka@hotmail.com)
NICKNAME: The Demon Guard
BANNER: hey.jpg
MOTTO: Darkness is our element.
HOMEPAGE: http://hey.minos.net
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=60

FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Enraged
Motto: You play with fire, you're gonna get burned!
1) LC Josh Popelka (ehj_popelka@hotmail.com)
2) LT Doctor Evil (SNLskitman@aol.com)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: The Hot Hands
Motto: So good we ought to be illegal
1) CM Dan Jenkins (captaindan1412@hotmail.com)
2) LT Maaereck Steil (helio_9@earthlink.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - ASSAULT GUNBOAT
Nickname: Blades of Desire
Motto: Beautiful to behold, sweet to the touch, death to our enemies!
1) CM Maw'la (abxywing@netzero.net)
2) TBA
3) LT Derek Klivian (jay@aldertonfamily.com)
4) SL Mirax Klivian (alicia@aldertonfamily.com)

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Total: 7
FCHG Listings | Combat Ratings | Squadron Reports (97)

Squadron Citations (2):
XWA-TC Battle 8 - Hammer to Anvil
XWA-TC Battle 17 - Secrets and Lies: The Exile

SQUADRON ORDERS
---------------

Send Ash your evals of her and me as soon as possible, if you haven't
already.

Fly! I'm not sure if the deadline for Top Ace was before the 31st or on the 31st. Fly it anyway.

Communicate! Everyone likes to get emails so send them. Don't forget the MB.

Write fiction, create graphics! They don't have to be masterpieces, just interesting.

Take IWATS Courses! They look good on your ID Line and you learn stuff.

Once again I'm sorry about the squadron report mess-up. I found out that by pushing the Tab key on my keyboard my message gets sent (go figure). So that would explain it.

Have a good week,

FL/CM Dan Jenkins/Hey 2-1/Wing III/SSSD Sovereign
ISM/IS-1BW/CoB/OV-2E [FUSL] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-RT-SM/2}